After I made a biography for my scumbag ex, I was on fire

Chapter 25



Chapter 25

"You don't like wearing gloves either?"

"Must! It's exciting to peel the shrimp with bare hands~"

Bai Xu's reply was praised by Mu Song, and he looked at him with a hint of sympathy.

Sure enough, only serious gourmets can understand the joy of peeling shrimp with bare hands.

This is the same, it is really rare.

You know, because he peeled shrimp and crab without wearing gloves, he was often reprimanded by Lu Yuan.

"It's dirty!"

Lu Yuan always looked disgusted, and insisted on bringing wet wipes to wipe his hands clean, even under his nails.

At that time, although Mu Song was annoyed that Lu Yuan would interfere with such trivial matters, he was delighted by his rare attention.

Therefore, in the past ten years, like other tricks to gain Lu Yuan's attention, Mu Song has always "performed" peeling shrimp with his bare hands for Lu Yuan to watch, consciously or unconsciously.

As for Lu Yuan, I don't know if he really didn't understand, or his conscience discovered it occasionally, or he didn't care at all.

Whenever Mu Song staged this play, he could always cooperate tirelessly, over and over again, and it almost became the traditional repertoire of the two of them.

However, like all episodes, there will be a finale.

This play, also with the separation of the protagonist, quietly ended, and there was no point in performing it anymore.

Mu Song still peeled the shrimp with bare hands, but no longer for Lu Yuan's warm palm, just because he likes it.

But today, I unexpectedly got a bosom friend. It can be seen that there is no such thing as the right thing, only whether you meet the right person.

Lu Yuan is obviously not the right person, but unfortunately, it took ten years to see clearly.

A pair of gloves, and a bunch of past events, looking at the "wrong person" in front of him, Mu Song was not without regret.

And Lu Yuan's mood was not much better.

In his opinion, it was obvious that Bai Xu did this on purpose.

With a "peeling shrimp with bare hands", Mu Song was seduced as a confidant, really, a lot of money!

At the moment, the two people on the opposite side, "heroes see the same thing", left him with his hands raised in the air——

It's embarrassing whether you pick it up or not.

Afterwards, it was obvious that Bai Xu had set him up.

If you don't pick it up, it may not be stepping on the pit.

Lu Yuan had such an idea because he had an air conversation with Mu Song more than a month ago.

At that time, Lu Yuan had just found Mu Song Weibo.

Coincidentally, a few days later, in order to promote the new book, Mu Song cooperated with the platform to hold a live Q&A.

Lu Yuan, who was sick with longing, didn't care about the risk of exposure, and frantically asked questions with his trumpet.

Asked hundreds of times, it was the same question.

"If the protagonist Gong, according to the expected appearance, has changed everything, will they start over?"

Fans who are so persistent in seeking a flop are really eye-catching.

So, with the support of the host's sympathy, Lu Yuan, disguised as a small fan, got the answer he was looking for.

"will not."

Although it has been more than a month, Lu Yuan still remembers how he felt when he saw these two words.

It was an emotion deeper than despair.

He had been suffering for a long time and was on the verge of collapse, and even had the thought of self-harm for a moment.

Fortunately, immediately afterwards, I received another supplementary reply from Mu Song.

"Gong has changed, and he is no longer the person Shou fell in love with at the beginning."

He has changed, he is not the one Mu Song fell in love with at the beginning...

What Mu Song loves is always the original him...

A simple sentence, like a good medicine, not only saved Lu Yuan at that time, but also relieved his gloom for months.

And from that day on, these words have been circling in Lu Yuan's mind, and it has also deeply affected his bumpy journey of chasing his wife.

Therefore, whenever he encounters a multiple-choice question of "being himself" or "catering to Mu Song", Lu Yuan always has to assess the situation, for fear of making a mistake.

He was already entangled, not to mention, this time there was Bai Xu who was making trouble, jumping up and down to be the control group.

Lu Yuan thought to himself: I am really worried...

As for Mu Song, he obviously couldn't understand Lu Yuan's depression, and the soreness in his arm made him gradually lose his patience.

"What? You don't either?"

While talking, Mu Song raised his hand again, and handed the glove directly to Lu Yuan's eyes.

Sensing Mu Song's impatience, Lu Yuan hesitated for a moment, but still took the gloves.

Take a gamble, this time, just be yourself.

As soon as Lu Yuan took the gloves, Mu Song also heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly called the two to start.

After smelling the fragrance for a long time, the gluttons woke up hungry, and finally they could start eating.

As soon as he moved, Mu Song kept his mind and observed Bai Xu silently.

He doesn't seem to be talking nonsense, he does often eat crayfish, and his fingering skills for peeling shrimp are extremely flexible.

Head removal, shelling, and line removal are done in one go, and the speed is fast.

However, for some reason, Bai Xu, the little milk dog, peeled the prawns but didn't eat the prawns. After a while, he peeled out a small dish.

For this kind of behavior, Mu Song, who had no grievances, felt strange, but thought it was just a child's personal hobby, and didn't care.

But in Lu Yuan's opinion, the wolf dog must be holding back some tricks.

A man's determination to win or lose often appears inexplicably. For example, even peeling a shrimp at the moment, Lu Yuan tasted a bit of competition.

And compared with the two, he is really weak!

Lu Yuan has always only eaten peeled shrimp, so he is not good at it.

It took a long time to peel off one or two, but it was still in pieces, wasting a lot of meat.

Therefore, Bai Xu's actions, in Lu Yuan's view, somewhat embarrass him.

And Lu Yuan, who is always striving for strength, how can he stand such aggrieved?

So, he also became ruthless and accelerated the movements of his hands.

But who knows, something went wrong soon.

Accidentally, a drop of oil jumped straight onto his new silk white clothes.

Lu Yuan: ...

As the tail of Leo, Lu Yuan also has a bit of Virgo's temper, somewhat cleanliness, and can hardly bear the oil on his body.

What's more, this dress was chosen by him in order to keep the appointment. After wearing it only once, it got dirty...

Lu Yuan was speechless.

But before he had time to say anything, he heard Bai Xu poking the fire again in a strange way.

"Oh, brother Lu, your clothes are dirty, it's so obvious, do you want to go back and change?"

Lu Yuan: ...

From the shopping mall to home, it's not considered a traffic jam. It takes two hours to go back and forth. If he goes back, will he still need to come back?

With a dark face, Lu Yuan flatly rejected Bai Xu's proposal.

"It's okay, it's not intolerable."

Seeing that he didn't fall for the trap, Bai Xu secretly scolded in his heart, "The old scumbag has a wicked heart", but he couldn't say anything more.

Instead, Mu Song looked at Lu Yuan with complicated eyes.

"Why don't you go to the bathroom to deal with it? These clothes don't look cheap..."

Mu Song said this, to a large extent, because of a guilty conscience.

In fact, just now when he entered the door, Mu Song saw Lu Yuan from a long distance away.

Because, his exquisite and luxurious attire was really out of tune with the surrounding environment.

And deduced from this, Mu Song guessed that the store he chose must be quite different from Lu Yuan's expectation.

After all, in order to meet Lu Yuan's request, Mu Song would arrange the few "dates" in the past in elegant high-end restaurants.

And this time...

Mu Song could even imagine Lu Yuan's shocked expression when he saw the dining environment.

Now, because the lobster was peeled and the clothes that looked expensive were dirty, Lu Yuan's resentment probably deepened.

After all, he was inviting people to dinner. Mu Song felt that it was not good to let the guests not eat well and feel angry after eating.

Otherwise, if the previous favor is not repaid, and a new one is owed, when will it be possible to repay it?

In order to reduce the debt, Mu Song asked Lu Yuan with concern.

Feeling his concern, Lu Yuan's gloomy mood suddenly improved.

"It's really fine. I'll take it to the dry cleaners and deal with it."

Lu Yuan was very open-minded, and Mu Song didn't want to be entangled anymore, so he could only smile at him and express with his eyes, "Just be happy."

Lu Yuan responded with a bigger smile, saying, "I'm very happy."

The matter could have been exposed at this point, but Bai Xu took it to another direction.

"Hey, Brother Lu, do you dress so well when you go out to eat?"

The eyebrows and eyes of the two people just now exchanged like no one else, in Bai Xu's view, they looked like a loving old couple.

The little wolfdog, who had been stuffed with dog food, felt his fangs itching with hatred, and couldn't help but want to show them, so that the other side could have a look.

"No, today is rather special."

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine Bai Xu was going to sell in his gourd, Lu Yuan knew that it would not be a good word.

Instead of being trapped by him, it is better to take the initiative to take the opportunity to express your heart to Mu Song.

"Special? No matter how special, you can't wear this kind of clothes to eat crayfish! Look around, who is dressed like this?

Look at me and Brother Mu Song, both dressed in black, this is a perfect match! "

"Pfft...cough cough cough, is 'good match' used in this way?"

Mu Song just took a sip of water and almost spit it out.

"Ah? Isn't that how it's used? Then how do you use it?"

"In the context here, 'match' should be used."

Bai Xu went to an international school since he was a child, so his foundation in Chinese is not very good, and he usually uses words indiscriminately.

So at the moment, Mu Song didn't suspect him, but corrected him earnestly.

"Oh~ I see! Brother Mu Song, your words are really accurate, you really deserve to be a top student of Z University!

In the future, I will ask Mu Songge to teach me, otherwise... I will make a joke when I go out. "

After showing his fangs, the little wolfdog immediately changed his momentum when he saw an unexpected harvest, covered his sharpness, stared at Mu Song, and acted obediently.

Mu Song has never been wary of Bai Xu, and when he hears that the child intends to make progress, he naturally wants to encourage him.

"Then what's the problem? It's just that you want to learn art from a teacher, but you have to be sincere. Tell me, how do you plan to honor the master?"

Mu Song smiled and stretched out his hand, as if he really wanted to be a teacher.

It was originally a joke, but Bai Xu put away his usual idleness.

Looking at Mu Song seriously, he peeled off the lobster shells piled up into a hill, held them in both hands, and sent them to Mu Song.

"Is this sincerity enough?"

The little milk dog lowered its head slightly, with wet eyes, looking at Mu Song, with a warm smile on the brows and lips.

Mu Song: ...

"Ahem, Xiaoxu, I'm just joking..."

"But I'm serious."

Mu Song: ...

"That's not necessary..."

"Why don't you use it? Master's hands are so beautiful. Peeling shrimp is too wasteful. I will let my disciples do it for me in the future, okay?"

As Bai Xu said, he picked up the spoon, took a spoonful, and handed it to Mu Song's mouth.

"Come on, Master, have a taste of 'Xiaoxu Brand Lobster Shells', doesn't it taste very different?"

Looking at the shrimp in front of him, and the eagerness in the boy's eyes, Mu Song was stunned.

This atmosphere is not right! ! !

Mu Song didn't know how to react, but was startled by a "pop" from the opposite side.

Turning his head to look, he saw that Lu Yuan's face was livid, and he seemed to be about to explode!

"Have you acted enough?!"

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The author has something to say:

Lu Yuan: Woohoo, wife, I love you with all my heart, but the disadvantage is my stupid mouth.

Mu Song: ...You are not stupid, but your language is so bad that you can't even distinguish between positive and negative meanings.

Lu Yuan: Can my wife help me with my lessons? !My tuition fee is definitely no lower than that of a wolf dog!

Mu Song: ...Sorry, I'm too talented to teach you.

感谢在2022-01-2818:29:00~2022-01-2918:53:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 teacher Aidi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!


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