blogombal Chapter 783: God's Canned Knowledge (3)
Chapter 783: God's Canned Knowledge (3)
--Reality
In Xing's live broadcast room, the plot screen was automatically playing a tense and slightly humorous scene:
Paimon clasped his hands together in front of his chest, his big round eyes filled with panic and anxiety, and he pleaded with a slightly trembling voice:
"Could it be...could it be because I said bad things about you behind your back before?"
"I'm really sorry. I sincerely apologize to you. Please forgive me!"
"We have to meet the Little Auspicious Grass King no matter what! Please, introduce her to us!"
Before he finished speaking, comments flooded the live broadcast room like a tidal wave, instantly filling the entire screen:
Is this Paimon's "Please"? Compared to Klee's cute crit, it's still a bit lacking.
[The biggest social death scene in Paimon's history! It was so cowardly that I laughed until I choked!]
[Caesar's reversal of tone was incredible, the show was incredibly effective, and the whole thing was hilarious!]
[Caesar: Your proposal is very sufficient. Normally, I would not refuse it, but this time—I refuse! (Imperial smile)]
Seeing the last comment, Xing jumped up from the live broadcast chair, his body leaping like a spring, and then froze in front of the camera in a tense and dramatic pose, declaring in a low and rhythmic voice:
“My favorite thing to do is to say… “No” to those who think they are right!”
——Perfectly reproduce the classic scenes of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", with full aura and high second-rate value!
San Yueqi's eyes widened instantly, his mouth slightly opened, and he blurted out in shock:
"Where on earth did you learn this trick? It's ridiculously cool!"
Liuying came forward nervously, frowning slightly, and asked in a low voice with concern:
"I remember that it's really hard to keep your balance in this JOJO stand. Ah Xing, are you okay? Can you recover smoothly? Don't twist your waist..."
"No problem at all."
Xing chuckled, turned her body, and returned gracefully from the difficult frozen pose like flowing water.
Then he landed steadily back on the live broadcast chair, looking calm, as if the showmanship just now was just a common occurrence.
Over the years, under the dual "training" of the "fancy activities" on March 7th and the "scientific experiments" of fireflies, her body has long been tempered to be as flexible as a willow and as agile as a cat.
A mere JOJO stand is as easy as pie for her, not worth mentioning!
——Teyvat
Xumi, Teaching Order.
"Do I look like the kind of person who would delay official business because of personal grudges?" Caesar's voice was as calm as the water in a deep pool, but his tone revealed unquestionable majesty, and his eyes fell steadily on the people in front of him.
"So...there is another reason...that's why we can't see it..." Iya tried to express himself haltingly, his childish voice full of anxiety.
However, He had just learned to speak, and He could hardly organize a complete sentence fluently, and could only squeeze out a few words intermittently.
Seeing this, Ying sighed softly, a gentle smile in her eyes. She raised her hand and gently stroked Yiya's soft hair, like soothing a frightened little animal, then took a step forward and took over the conversation for him:
"Since this isn't due to personal grudges, does that mean there's something else going on that's preventing us from meeting Little Auspicious Grass King right now?"
Caesar nodded slightly, his expression still solemn: "Not bad."
He continued, "The Flower God's Birthday Festival will be soon. During this period of preparation, the Little Auspicious Grass King will be fully immersed in festival preparations and various other matters, and will have no time to receive guests."
"Flower God's Birthday Festival?" Paimon tilted his head, his cheeks puffed up, and he looked confused.
Caesar patiently explained, "Simply put, this is the birthday of the Grass God. Legend has it that in ancient times, the Flower God performed a beautiful dance on the birthday of the Great Kind Tree King, stunning everyone. Since then, this festival has been called the 'Birthday of the Flower God.'"
His gaze was profound, as if gazing into the dust of history: "Although the Great Kind Tree King has passed away, the Little Auspicious Grass King has inherited his legacy and succeeded him as the new generation of Grass God, but this legacy and glory have not been cut off."
"Therefore, the tradition of the Flower God's Birthday Festival has been preserved intact, becoming one of Xumi's most solemn and heartwarming festivals."
Paimeng's eyes suddenly lit up, like a meteor streaking across the night sky. "So, in a few days, it will be Little Auspicious Grass King's birthday?"
Then, she licked her lips and asked expectantly:
"Then...will there be a particularly sumptuous celebration? With delicious snacks and preserved fruits?"
This is very Paimon.
[That sounds like something Paimon would say.]
【All I do is eat every day.】
[He only knows how to eat, and he's not as cute as Iya]
At this moment, Yiya raised his little hand high, and said in a childish but remarkably firm voice: "Birthday... is very important!"
Having experienced the happy holiday held by Klee in the Golden Apple Islands and also witnessed his own grand and warm birthday party, Iya has a particularly deep understanding of the word "birthday" - it is a special moment belonging to a person that cannot be disturbed and needs to be carefully protected.
Ying looked at the innocent appearance of the two little guys, and a helpless and doting smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of her mouth.
However, after a moment, Paimon suddenly frowned, as if he realized something was wrong, and looked up at Caesar in confusion:
"Wait... If you mean that the little King of Auspicious Grass can't see us on his birthday, I can understand that."
"But according to you, the Flower Goddess' Birthday Festival is still some time away. Why can't we meet now?"
Caesar looked calm, and his tone was gentle but tolerant of arguments: "Because the Little Auspicious Grass King not only has to maintain the stable operation of the Void System, but also has to deal with a mountain of government affairs.
"And the Flower Goddess' Birthday Festival lasts an entire day, and it's a festival dedicated to her."
"She will then suspend all official duties and fully enjoy her time."
"The only way to achieve this is to complete the work originally scheduled for that day in advance, or even postpone some matters."
"Therefore, in the days leading up to the Flower Goddess' Birthday, she had to race against time to handle all those wealthy political affairs, and she was almost too busy to handle them."
He slowly looked around at everyone, his tone firm and clear:
"So, she really can't spare the time to meet you right now. If you truly wish to meet her, the earliest you can do so is after the Flower Goddess' Birthday Festival has concluded successfully."
"That's why I said—I can't take you to see her now."