blogombal Chapter 912 Oh no, it's a revolving lantern!
Chapter 912 Oh no, it's a revolving lantern!
"It's you!" The clerk at the music store became agitated upon seeing the bearded man. "You asked me to plant a bugging device, but this bastard followed me! Now I'm finished!"
"Can someone give me a recap of what happened before?" Deadpool asked, raising his hand.
"Why am I on this bus?" Tan Wenjie complained. "Besides, I'm a law-abiding citizen."
"They love targeting law-abiding citizens," the bearded man said, his voice like a ignited bomb. "Haha, you think you can get away with this? From now on, we've kidnapped the Invisible Man, one of the Seven, and those superheroes definitely won't let us off the hook."
"What! You mean, you forcibly dragged us onto the same boat?" Deadpool clutched his head, then couldn't help but laugh twice.
He has encountered situations ten thousand times more dangerous than this.
"How did that bastard in the tight suit even get on the bus?" the bearded man asked, somewhat annoyed.
He always felt that having the other person in the car would make the atmosphere in the car very awkward and prevent it from becoming serious.
"I've been wanting to ask you this since just now: are you imitating Xuanse?"
Upon hearing this, Tan Wenjie immediately covered his ears.
Sure enough, the next moment, Deadpool began a barrage of angry words.
The amount of "mommy" was so high that all you could hear was a beeping sound.
It's also clear that Deadpool is a young man who really enjoys insulting other people's mothers.
"Hey, my name is Hughie. I'm so sorry to have dragged you into this mess," the young man from the music store said. "It's all because of this bearded guy. He asked me to do something for him, and now... I'm stuck here."
Hughie clearly didn't want to talk about his past bad experiences, and it was obvious that he had no liking for the bearded man.
“I’m Deadpool, and he’s Jay.” Deadpool introduced himself. “We’re the two newest superheroes, the Jay-Deadpool Gang.”
"Shut up, Wade! I would never call myself that lousy name!"
"I thought we had reached a consensus."
“Every time you utter that lousy name, I reject it.”
"Then it's a tie, one vote for one vote. So, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday will be called the 'Jay Service Gang,' and Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, you come up with a name, how about that?"
Hughie, seemingly out of nowhere, asked, "What should we do on Sunday?"
"Hahaha, resting on Sundays? Don't superheroes get holidays?" Deadpool let out a long sigh. "Luckily I didn't join Vought International. I'm so glad I escaped this mess."
“Although I don’t have a very good impression of Vought,” the bearded man driving suddenly said, “you definitely won’t pass the interview with their business philosophy.”
"why?"
"Because you look like a cheap version of Black, and you're a chatterbox."
"Fuck, you imposter Logan!"
Before the two sides could start another verbal battle, Hughie interrupted again: "How are we supposed to deal with the Invisible Man? He got hit by a car and died. We killed a superhero."
"A superhero who doesn't wear clothes and just swings his huge dick around?" Deadpool couldn't help but say, "The standards for superheroes here are way too low."
He even felt that he could perfectly handle the job. The reason he was crammed into a beat-up car instead of posing in front of the lights, dancing and drinking with celebrities, or carrying long legs on his luxury car was entirely because those bastards at Vought International couldn't see his star potential.
"He has skin that bullets can't penetrate; it's not just that he can appear invisible."
"Dong dong!"
Suddenly, a knocking sound came from the trunk.
"He's still alive!" Hughie shouted. "Stop the car and let us release him!"
They are no longer charged with murdering superheroes.
"You idiot, if we let it escape, we'll face a furious retaliation from the Vought Corporation. They already know who you are, Hughie. Do you really think you can escape the clutches of the Vought Corporation? Including Homelander's red eyes that could easily slice you in two."
“I think the imposter Logan is right. We absolutely cannot let this invisible bastard get away with this, or we'll be the ones who suffer.” Deadpool nodded repeatedly to express his opinion.
Thinking about the trouble he might face after the Invisible Man was released, Hughie nodded helplessly: "So what are you going to do?"
"His body is impervious to bullets and blades, so we must find an expert who can help us take him down!"
“He’s right!” After expressing his opinion again, Deadpool pulled out a pack of tissues from somewhere and handed it to Hughie.
"Thank you." Although Hughie didn't understand why the other person had handed him the paper, he still nodded and thanked them.
“Type out all those jumbled thoughts in your head.” Deadpool made a wrist-shaking motion. “Like you’ve always done.”
"I'm not a jerk!" Hughie's face turned red with anger. Now he was starting to agree with the bearded man; this guy in the tights should shut up.
"And I do have a girlfriend, but she was run over by a bastard, Locomotive, and turned into a bloody mess, leaving her with only her hands."
"You never use your own hands?" Deadpool asked, somewhat surprised. "You, imposter Logan, what about me?"
"Occasionally."
"Jay, what about you?"
"Occasionally."
Deadpool immediately looked at Hughie with disdain.
Hughie, whose scalp tingled from his glance, had no choice but to say, "Okay, I only do it occasionally."
"Huh?" Four voices of doubt rang out from inside the car.
Hughie turned to look at the three people sharing the car with him, and finally, his gaze fell on the trunk.
"I agree to kill the Invisible Man!"
This bastard has absolutely no sense of being a prisoner.
"Would you like to join Jissbon?" Deadpool offered his olive branch at this moment, "We can save the world together."
The empty and pretentious invitation received no response.
Since no one paid any attention to him, Deadpool started humming a song in the car.
"Where are we going now?" Hughie couldn't help but ask, sitting next to Deadpool making his ears ring.
"Like I said before, the Invisible Man's skin is impervious to blades and bullets, and we can't kill him using conventional methods. So, let's go find a friend; maybe he has a way."
“As a key member of Jissbon, I feel I can offer some advice,” Deadpool said at this point.
Of course, his words were ignored once again.
"Excuse me, could you please pull over to the side of the road?" Tan Wenjie patted the car door.
He just wanted to play a superhero game; running away wasn't for him.
"Now you think you can stay out of this? You saw the two of us take down the Invisible Man with your own eyes. If you don't tell Vought Corporation about us, you'll die. If you do tell Vought Corporation about us, you'll still die." The bearded man didn't hold back his threats as he drove.
Hughie: "It's you, not both of us. It's always been just you!"
“I advise you not to mess with him,” Deadpool said from the side. “The last time someone threatened him like that, that bastard died a horrible death. He stabbed the poor guy in the anus all the way to his throat with a knife.”
Tan Wenjie couldn't help but say, "You did it."
"What about cutting off someone's testicles with a knife?"
"It's you too."
"What if you put one person's buttocks into another person's anus?"
It's still you.
Inside the car, Hughie and his companion were speechless.
The car fell silent for a moment, but the two men had a strange feeling: Deadpool might actually be a good fit for this makeshift team.
The car carried the group along. They found the bearded man's friend, whom Deadpool affectionately nicknamed "Little Mustache."
After the other party's inspection, it was learned that the invisible man was not only invulnerable to weapons, but also seemed to have some kind of chip on his body, so key figures like him would be continuously located.
In other words, if they cannot eliminate the Invisible Man in a short period of time, the Vought Corporation will locate him based on his position after they become aware of his disappearance.
At that time, none of us will escape death.
To this end, Frenchman created a special space to isolate signals, primarily using tin foil.
They also used a strong electric current to create an iron cage for the invisible man.
They are having a headache over how to deal with the invisible man.
Deadpool then pulled out the alloy knife from his back and gently poked the Invisible Man through the iron cage.
puff!
It was easy to pierce through the opponent.
"Ah!" The invisible man screamed in agony.
Others who heard the noise rushed over immediately.
"Damn it, what kind of knife is that?"
"The Adamantium Knife can cut through anything!"
"Why don't you say your knife can kill him?" Bearded Billy was going crazy.
Deadpool was a little confused: "You didn't ask."
"..."
French said, "Now! Kill this bastard!"
The Invisible Man remained indifferent because he knew these people couldn't hurt him, but when he discovered that Deadpool's knife had actually wounded him, he immediately changed his attitude.
“You were just dragged into this by accident. If you kill me, Homelander will never let you get away with it,” the Invisible Man said. “You don’t need to collude with them to kill an innocent superhero.”
"Hmm~" Deadpool nodded, then mercilessly slashed at the Invisible Man's neck.
"I've killed enough innocent superheroes." Clearly, Deadpool isn't bothered by that statement at all.
As Deadpool swung his arm, the blade drew a brilliant arc in the air, so sharp it seemed capable of severing even one's vision.
This strike not only severed the invisible man's head but also cut through the iron cage.
They didn't even hear the sound of metal clashing; it was as if the knife had easily sliced into the snow.
Everyone looked at him, not expecting it to end so easily.
This somewhat foul-mouthed, talkative, tight-fitting pervert is probably more formidable than they imagined.
“You should have used less force!” French suddenly said. “The signal has been compromised!”
It turns out that Deadpool accidentally created a hole in the foil space when he swung his knife, causing the signal isolation to fail.
"The Invisible Man has been missing for a day and a night; the Vought Corporation will definitely send people to search for him."
"Guys, we should get out of here!"
"I think the people of my motherland will arrive here soon."
As Billy, Hughie, and the others were preparing to collect the body and leave quickly, they suddenly realized that someone seemed to be missing from their group.
"Where's that pretty boy?" Billy asked.
Deadpool raises his hand: "I'm here!"
"No, I meant the handsome one."
Hughie: "He seems to be watching TV outside."
Outside the small factory where French worked, Tan Wenjie was watching a drama on his computer.
When they rushed to the factory gate, they saw a familiar figure streak across the sky.
boom!
A superhuman landing.
The other person even had their hands behind their back.
The people of the motherland arrived faster than they had imagined.
Billy and the others dared not go any further and immediately crouched down behind cover.
What do we do now?
"Pray that pretty boy will be smart enough to trick Homelander away."
Homelander looked at Tan Wenjie: "I have a question for you, did you see the Invisible Man?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "I saw it."
The few people hiding behind the cover were speechless: "..."
You're being way too honest.
Where is he?
"Here it is!" Deadpool suddenly stood up, holding a head in his hand.
Billy and the others: "..."
There were actually two such formulas, and both were within their own teams.
Now, there's only one way out: death.
The smile on the man's face gradually faded. He took a deep breath, puffed out his cheeks, and slowly exhaled.
His eyes immediately emitted a red, hot light.
Just when everyone thought Deadpool was doomed, he suddenly drew his sword and held it to his chest. The strange sword actually blocked the red beam of light shooting from Homelander's eyes.
As Deadpool slightly rotated his wrist, the blade curved, and the beam of light that was shot was reflected elsewhere.
The ground was instantly destroyed, and as the standoff dragged on, the reflected light slowly pushed towards the factory walls, which were easily sliced open, then the roof, and finally shot into the sky.
Deadpool's strength was somewhat beyond imagination. Homelander rushed towards Deadpool and grabbed his neck in an instant, roughly pulling Deadpool's head off and casually throwing it aside.
Before the crowd could even celebrate, their excitement vanished instantly.
As expected, Homelander is still the invincible Homelander.
“I need an explanation.” Homelander said with a calm smile, turning to look at Tan Wenjie. “With your life.”
boom!
Homelander lunged at Tan Wenjie, but the instant he got close, he was struck squarely in the face by a tremendous force.
The force of the attack was too great, and the speed was too fast; Homelander didn't even have time to react.
When he came to his senses, he found himself lying in a pile of rubble, the pain still lingering on his cheek.
The man wiped his nose; it was blood!
His own steel body was easily shattered by a single punch from his opponent.
He tried to get up again, but the figure lunged at him once more, this time delivering a heavy kick.
Homelander's vision went black, and he saw a scene from his childhood in the laboratory, his entire life flashing by.
Oh no, it's a revolving lantern! (End of Chapter)