Siheyuan: Little Miracle Doctor

Chapter 54: Fooling Liu Haizhong Again

He Yushui said disappointedly: "Is it not possible?"

"Well, it's not impossible, but you have to choose the right person. Some people are born without any abilities, but act like they are worth a fortune, while some people are born knowing how to love their wives."

"Like me, I must look for a wife who is obedient and can take care of me, even if she doesn't make money."

"If your brother is like that, it's ok for him to feel sorry for his wife, but it's really difficult for him to do housework. It's better to ask him to cook."

He Yushui nodded and said, "Brother Ye, you are absolutely right! My brother is that kind of person."

"Actually, I'm also very obedient and can serve others. What do you think about us getting married?"

Ye Shu shook his head and said, "You may be willing now, but it may not be the case in the future. Just treat me as your brother, even your real brother, and don't even talk about being together!"

Seeing that He Yushui was silent, he was afraid that the girl would be upset again, so he said, "In fact, love will slowly turn into family affection over time. The only difference is that there is no sexual intercourse and a marriage certificate."

He Yushui shed tears and said, "Brother Ye, am I not good-looking? Do you not like me?"

"Hey! That has nothing to do with it! Don't let your imagination run wild. I am your relative no matter what time it is. If you have any problems, you can come to me."

If it were Ye Shu himself, he would not pay attention to He Yu Shui. The reason why he was willing to pay attention to He Yu Shui might be a thought of his previous incarnation!

From my memory, the two of them were really good friends when they were young. He Yushui was like a little follower, following Ye Shu every day, calling him "brother" all the time.

Ye Shu looked at He Yu Shui without saying anything and shed tears silently. He sighed and rubbed He Yu Shui's head. He Yu Shui immediately threw herself into Ye Shu's arms and burst into tears. It took a long time for her to feel better.

Ye Shu said helplessly: "Hey! Now I know why you called me Rain! Seeing you crying, my clothes are soaked by rain!"

He Yushui burst out laughing, and then said, "You are so annoying."

"Okay, now that I've let out all my emotions, let's go home. I think someone will be here soon!"

He Yushui also regained his sensible appearance. After watching He Yushui go home, Ye Shu changed his clothes, then looked at Xiaohua and said, "Okay, it's time to arrange your chicken coop!"

Ye Shu found a straw chicken coop in the space and took it out. The whole chicken coop looked like an overturned large water tank, but the opening was a little smaller. He put some straw inside and then put the chicken coop into the glass partition.

Ye Shu came back and looked at Xiao Hua and said, "I raised you to guard the house. From now on, if anyone dares to enter the house when I'm not at home, bite him."

"Whether you are an adult or a child, bite the meaty part."

"Also, don't poop everywhere. See this spot? Yes, just poop right here."

"Okay, just stay here."

"Um, I'm hungry. Oh, sorry, I forgot to give you food!"

After saying that, he put some vegetables and corn kernels inside the chicken coop.

"Remember what I said, or I wouldn't mind an extra pot of delicious chicken soup."

Xiaohua shrank her head and quickly expressed her loyalty, saying that she would definitely do whatever her master told her to do.

When Ye Shu returned to the house, he saw the money on the table. He took a look and found that there was a total of 1,580 yuan.

"Hey! What a rain!"

Just as he put the money into the space, he heard someone calling him. Ye Shu went out and said, "It's Second Uncle! Why are you here? Come in quickly."

"Haha, isn't this done? I came to see you. I don't know what you like, so I brought you some cigarettes, alcohol, sugar and tea. I don't know if you like them or not."

Ye Shu looked at the gifts on the table and said, "Okay, you know to give me gifts, which means you have made progress!"

"Don't think that I accepted all these things on my own. You should know that you used my face to go to Director Wang, which means I owe Director Wang a favor."

"There's a saying that goes 'the more you use favors, the thinner they become'. It's the same for me. I have to take things to Director Wang's house at night so that our relationship can become closer."

"It doesn't matter if I go or not, but we will be distant from each other in the future. Who will care about you if you want to do something? You have to think about these things carefully. Only when you figure them out can you move forward in the future."

"In the future, don't look down on people who are younger than you. Maybe they are very capable, or more likely, they have a good father."

"Never show your emotions on your face, and never offend anyone, including the cleaning lady."

Liu Haizhong said puzzledly: "I can understand the previous ones, but why can't I offend even a sweeper?"

"Hey! You! Let me tell you this, it's often these little people who do bad things. For example, in a steel mill, if you offend a sweeper, and he pretends to say something bad about you accidentally while sweeping the floor for the factory manager, think about the consequences yourself."

Liu Haizhong immediately lost motivation and said, "What's the point of being an official? If being an official is not prestigious, what's the point of being an official?"

"Haha, you finally understand! Being an official requires one to be cautious every day. The higher the official rank, the more careful one should be."

"Being an official is like a group of monkeys climbing a tree, with all the smiling faces below."

Seeing Ye Shu stopped talking, Liu Haizhong asked in confusion, "What about above?"

"Haha, think about it yourself."

"Okay, I'll go to Director Wang's house before it gets dark." After saying that, he picked up the gift in Liu Haizhong and went out.

Liu Haizhong looked at Ye Shu and saw that he had indeed delivered all the things to Director Wang. He also began to accompany Ye Shu. He didn't expect that at such a young age, he understood so much about the ways of the world!

When Liu Haizhong got home, he was still mumbling. The second aunt asked, "Boss, what are you mumbling about?"

"You said a group of monkeys went up a mountain, and when they looked down, they saw smiling faces. What did they see when they looked up?"

The second aunt laughed and said, "Boss, you made me laugh to death. Who told you that? Look up, aren't there butts all over there?"

Liu Haizhong's face suddenly turned red. He was originally angry, but after a while he thought, isn't it? The people below are smiling every day, but what about the people above?

My dream is to become an official, but if I really become an official, isn’t it still the same? A small person is still a small person!

Ye Shu came to Director Wang's house, but he did not bring Liu Haizhong's gift. Instead, he brought a bundle of leeks, a bundle of spinach, ten salted duck eggs, two pounds of wild boar meat, a pound of soybean oil and two pounds of white flour.