Chapter 522: It feels like urine, a bit astringent
Chapter 522: It feels like urine, a bit astringent
In front of the cave entrance.
The five people from the future squatted behind Ichiraku, lined up in a row. If they didn't hold their heads with their hands, they would really look like a gang of thieves caught by the police department.
The one on the far left is Hong Hong, followed by Reika, then Mirai, Nezuki, Kushina and Minato.
That's right, in the future, even when squatting, the distance between Shengshu and her sister will be cut off.
However, Nao Shu just pouted at this. He had already expected this scene, so he was not very angry.
As for Yile, he methodically used water to summon the source of water to wash vegetables, use skillful knife skills to cut vegetables, and use pure fire to cook in pots.
He even had time to make the ingredients for the soup base.
Looking at the next few people, their scalps felt numb.
Naoshu couldn't help covering his mouth with his hands, and whispered into Future's ear: "How do you think this guy trained?"
"When I cook, I do it step by step. Once something goes wrong in one step, I will be in a hurry."
He always determines what he wants to eat first, then selects the vegetables, washes them, and then cuts them all and prepares them.
Then I started to heat the oil in the pot for cooking.
But this guy Ichiraku was not like this. He dealt with all of this in one go.
In other words, while washing the vegetables, he had already lit the fire and set up the pot.
When the oil in the pot was hot, he also washed and cut the vegetables.
The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing.
It’s a joy to watch, and you’re already hungry just by looking at his movements!
"Probably practice makes perfect, just like you have never seen a fart swallow, but every time you wipe it, it is accurate!"
Rope Tree: "..."
This metaphor is really good, don’t say it next time.
Minato was a little tangled. He wanted to reach out and pull Mirai several times, but every time he only stretched out halfway, he couldn't help but pull back.
Because he saw Wei Lai and Sheng Shu biting their ears all the time, he couldn't easily disturb them.
Finally, Mirai and they stopped talking, and Minato reached around the rope tree and pulled Mirai.
After being pulled by him like this, Mirai looked doubtfully at the place where he was being pulled. Following his arm, he realized that it was Minato who was pulling him. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Noticing Mirai's actions, the friends all looked at Minato curiously.
Minato glanced at Ichiraku who was frying vegetables. His movements were smooth, like an artist sculpting art, so he couldn't help but lower his voice for fear of disturbing him.
"We have arrived at the entrance of the cave. Why don't you go in directly first and prepare dinner here?"
After all, it has only been an hour or two since dinner tonight.
Not even hungry.
Kushina was also a little confused like Minato.
This meal was proposed by the future.
She couldn't help but wonder in her heart, was this guy thinking that if they fought and got cold accidentally, at least he would still be a dead ghost before he died!
Future chuckled, and then said seriously: "Don't underestimate the strength of the people living on the moon, we will have enough chakra only when we are full.
Only in this way can we better deal with the next conflict! "
After hearing Future's explanation, several people looked at each other.
I didn’t expect this to be the plan for the future.
It seems that the strength of the people on the moon is not low. Otherwise, they will not be so cautious in the future to make complete preparations.
At this time, Shengshu thought of another question.
He felt that it was necessary to remind him, so he weakly raised his hand and asked.
"I have a question. I'm too full. What if I suddenly have an upset stomach and poop while we're fighting?"
“Are you holding it in???”
Everyone: ( ̄ー ̄)
Future: (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノノ(o_oノ)
Damn it, I didn’t think of this problem!
After Minato and the others glanced at Mirai for a few times, they all looked at the rope tree, which looked at the latter inexplicably.
"what happened?"
Future: "Good question, don't ask next time!"
Immediately, he said to everyone: "After we finish eating, let's prepare ourselves. Don't let the rope tree tell you what to do!"
After finishing speaking, they fell into silence again.
Fortunately, Yile's hands and feet were very nimble. He only had to stir-fry the vegetables and he had them all ready.
The cave was soon filled with waves of alluring fragrance.
All of a sudden, all the thoughts that several people had were gone.
But none of them dared to move, because when cooking, Ichiraku was the most dangerous.
If he senses that someone is being disrespectful to the ingredients, he won't say anything, but will just stare at you.
It’s hard to say what kind of aura it is, but it makes people feel numb in their hearts and creates a sense of guilt as if they have trampled on the dignity of others.
There was a Jonin who was frightened by his terrifying appearance and apologized repeatedly.
Even he didn't know what he was apologizing for.
So as bystanders, the next few people knew this, and they would never dare to take action when Yi Le didn't talk about eating.
Even if the fragrance is really unbearable, they will find ways to restrain themselves.
Because they are also afraid of the joy of that state!
"Okay, it's time to eat!"
As Yile said this, everyone suddenly smiled and couldn't wait to find a seat to sit down.
"I'm gonna start now!"
This was the first thing Uchiha Madara saw.
This made the three people present involuntarily become silent.
Finally, Madara and Uzumaki White Zetsu looked at White Zetsu's body, their eyes full of indescribable weirdness.
Bai Jue's scalp felt numb at the sight.
"This is none of my business, it's Madara-sama's business that you asked me to put into Uchiha's future!"
As he said that, he couldn't help but look at Madara Uchiha with an aggrieved look.
Spot: (;¬_¬)
Well, that’s what he said!
He closed his eyes, waved his hand and said, "No more!"
He was afraid that if he looked at it again, he would drool.
Because just by looking at the color of the dishes and the satisfied expressions on the faces of Mirai and others, he knew how delicious they were.
Bai Jue's body responded hurriedly: "Okay, okay!"
He was also speechless. Why were they always eating every time the screen was shown? This was the case with Nagato and the others, and the same was the case with the current Uchiha and the others in the future.
I'm afraid not all of them are poisonous.
As he spoke, he immediately put away the projection.
He was afraid that if he was one step too late, Master Ban would just ask him to go out to find something to eat, and it was something that tasted good and looked good.
How could there be so much delicious food in this barren place in the Land of Rain?
Salted fish and potatoes are their staple food.
After Uzumaki Shirozetsu watched the screen close, he thought for a while and said: "Madara-sama, how about I go and capture this person called Tezuda Ichiraku...
Let him make delicious food for you every day? "
After hearing this, a trace of emotion flashed across the face with age spots involuntarily.
This……
This seems like a good idea!
……
After the next few people had eaten and drank enough, and then dealt with their personal physiological issues, they all gathered at the waterhole.
Yile said: "I noticed just now that there is something wrong with the water here. It looks like water, but it is actually not water, but some unknown liquid.
It just looks like water and has the fluidity of water. "
The rope tree reached out to grab a handful of water and found that after they left the water, they quickly dissipated in the air.
Moreover, even his sleeves touched the water, and it dried up quickly.
This made him couldn't help but marvel.
"It's amazing!"
As he spoke, he bent down and opened his mouth to taste it.
He had two nannies, Reika and Kushina, by his side, so he felt that he could have some fun.
After licking it, he smacked his lips.
When he felt a fishy smell, he couldn't help but frown.
"It's strange, why is it so fishy? It feels like urine and a bit astringent!"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly reacted, his face froze, and he hurriedly looked at his friends.
Sure enough, at this moment they all looked at him with strange expressions.
Even Hong Hong looked at him with a hint of shock and a bit of disgust.
He hurriedly defended: "I haven't tasted it, that's what I read in books!"
In Uncle Jiraiya's books, aren't there always some wonderful places that require payment to watch?
It was that hesitating scene where the hero peed and the heroine told her what urine tasted like.
That's where he found out.
Of course, he licked it too.
He just dropped it on his index finger. Out of curiosity, there was no one around, so he wanted to verify the accuracy of Uncle Jiraiya's novel.
So he tasted it. Not to mention, Uncle Jiraiya's description was really good, but his taste had a bit more bitter taste.
With his shallow view of medical skills, this is the reason why he is relatively angry.
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