blogombal Chapter 452 Brother-in-law, don’t be like this, I’m afraid
Chapter 452 Brother-in-law, don’t be like this, I’m afraid
Chapter 452 Brother-in-law, don’t be like this, I’m afraid
He raised three fingers and said, "My aunt, please release my two brothers-in-law quickly, they are dying!"
The four legs exposed under the big belly were obviously getting smaller and smaller in kicking range.
Xu Rizhao looked anxiously.
Jiang You waved his hand calmly, "Dazhuang, sleep somewhere else."
Ma Xiaosong and Ma Xiaolei felt like monkeys trapped under the Five Elements Mountain, about to be crushed into cakes.
Although the big belly is soft, it is heavy!
The two of them felt as if their internal organs were about to be squeezed out.
In the darkness, Ma Xiaosong struggled to hold his brother's hand: Xiaolei, I'll die first. If there is a next life, I will definitely not give you food you are allergic to to punish you! "
Ma Xiaolei felt itchy all over, had difficulty breathing, and felt like he was going to die.
He is allergic to cat hair.
Suddenly, I felt that the strength on my body seemed to be lighter, and my hands had room to move.
Da Zhuang stood up slowly and found another place to sleep.
He almost crawled out from under Da Zhuang and collapsed on the ground, gasping for air.
Ma Xiaolei was repenting before his death and recalling his weak brotherhood. Suddenly he felt relaxed and almost without hesitation wanted to see if Ma Xiaolei was dead.
Finding that he was not dead, he quickly went to save his brother-in-law.
But when I stood up, I saw my brother-in-law and Jiang You sitting under the umbrella and talking happily.
Ma Xiaosong: "..."
and many more……
Was he suppressed for five hundred years just now?
Why has the world changed so much?
Weren't these two people still strangled each other just now? !
What’s that smile on my brother-in-law’s face that’s more enthusiastic than seeing his own daughter? ! ! !
Ma Xiaosong felt that the world was too crazy. He walked blankly to the yard and said, "Brother-in-law, did the plague god strangle you just now?"
"Snapped!"
Xu Rizhao stood up and gave him a clue, "What did you just say? Do you have any manners? Don't you shout when you see someone?"
"But I just saw her strangling you..."
"Pah!" Ma Xiaosong was hit again on the right side of his head.
"What are you pinching? I'm going to make you blind. Was your eldest niece pinching my neck just now? She saw a mosquito on my neck and swatted it for me! I couldn't sit still and fell to the ground!"
"My eldest niece and I have such a good relationship, how could she pinch me?!"
Xu Rizhao smiled brightly, "Really, eldest niece?!"
"What did Uncle Xu say? How could I do anything to you? What do you mean when a family is fighting and killing you? By the way, there is iced grape juice in the kitchen. Do you want another glass of grape juice? Shuhui, bring another glass. Grape juice for Uncle Xu!" Jiang You's face was gentle, but there was no trace of the ferocious look on his face that he wanted to strangle someone to death just now.
Ma Xiaosong suspected that he had really seen it wrong, but he still hesitated.
"But...why is my brother-in-law's neck so red...?"
"Mosquito bites!"
Xu Rizhao drove away his brother-in-law angrily, "There are a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain, don't you have any common sense?! I told you to eat less pig brains, but you just don't listen! Now it's better, your IQ is gone!"
As rude as he was to Ma Xiaosong, he was as passionate as he was to Jiang You, "Niece, these two guys are not very smart. Don't be ordinary. Uncle will deal with them when he gets back. What kind of plague god? You are obviously a glittering little fairy. Ha ha ha ha!"
Ma Xiaosong ran to save his brother-in-law, but was slapped twice on the head and left in anger.
And after the six superpowers who were besieged by the old monster of Longshan struggled to climb down Longshan, they swore that they would never come to this ghost place for the second time in their lives!
Maoji Gong felt that as His Majesty's personal eunuch, he had the responsibility to record the development history of Longshan Mountain. Maybe in the future he could also rely on this "history" to stay famous throughout the ages.
So he wrote today's scene on the major event notepad that he and Jiang You had just applied for.
[Lanwan Base congratulated Tingfeng City. Base Director Xu Rizhao and the city lord hit it off and formed a deep friendship. When they left, their eyes were red and tears were streaming down their faces. They were very reluctant to leave. The city lord saw each other off after ten miles, and the two said goodbye. 】
Actually.
Jiang You: This old dog is full of tricks and wants me to be a pathfinder.
Xu Rizhao: If I come to Longshan again, I will stand on my head and eat shit!
Perhaps Xu Rizhao's conscience found that the money he gave was too light, or perhaps he suddenly realized his deep friendship with Jiang You.
Three days later, he brought his second brother-in-law Ma Xiaosong to Tingfeng City again. This time, he came with two large trucks of clothes, dishes, chopsticks and some daily necessities that the young and old in Longshan needed.
This is the humiliating treaty signed last time I came to Longshan for a meal.
There is a lot of inventory in Jiang You's space, but it is impossible to be precise about anything, especially clothes. She has never deliberately collected them at all. She just encountered them and threw them into the space...
This time he unloaded two carts of supplies, and sorted out the information he collected about the Dawn Tower and sent it to Jiang You. He talked with Jiang You for a long time on the mountain. When he left, his eyes were red and he felt ten years older. .
Maoji Gong, who was hiding in the dark, wrote down again.
He held a black gel pen in his withered chicken claw-like hand and carefully recorded everything he saw.
As a record-keeper, he is absolutely impartial.
But after all, he is loyal to His Majesty, and Your Majesty is loyal to Mrs. Jiang Jiang, so he naturally has to help Mrs. Jiang polish it up to avoid looking bad in the future.
[Lanwan Base took the initiative to send supplies to show friendship, and the city lord refused again and again, but in the end he reluctantly accepted the kindness. The two cities forged a deep friendship. Xu Rizhao, the director of Lanwan Base, said goodbye with tears in his arms...]
……
Xu Rizhao bid farewell to Jiang You warmly.
Then he cursed with red eyes while holding on to the mountain wall and going down the steep steps.
"Damn Jiang Bapi, she knew my plot a long time ago and she didn't say a word, just waiting to see my joke and blackmail me! There are two large trucks of supplies, how could she have the nerve to speak, why didn't she want my life?!"
"You stole my supplies and the information I had collected so hard. If you die in Dawn Tower, I will lose my money! You must not die, you must not die!"
"You're a young girl, why is your heart so dark..."
"Scheming others all day long will definitely make the young man bald..."
At this moment, a greeting came from far behind, "Uncle Xu, walk slower, the mountain road is slippery, be careful if you fall..."
Xu Rizhao turned around and waved enthusiastically, "No need to give it away to my eldest niece! If you need anything, just use the crow to send a message, uncle, I will get it for you! Fengda, don't give it away, go back quickly, hahahahaha!" His smile was almost overflowing, with wrinkles all over his face.
When he turned around after saying hello, the sky suddenly turned cloudy, "Damn Jiang You, did you hear something just now..."
Ma Xiaosong stared at the man walking in front who looked like a master of face-changing in Sichuan opera, "Brother-in-law, don't be like this. I always feel like you are divided recently... I'm afraid..."
Xu Rizhao slapped him in the face, "I'm afraid of you, you idiot!"