Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

Chapter 177

"What are you two damn girls talking about?!"

Uchiha Yan, deeply hurt by his granddaughter's "fatty", roared, his fat body trembling uncontrollably, and rushed up to grab Miki Inari and beat him up.

What was jaw-dropping was that this shaking and swaying piece of fat was actually quite agile. The tribesmen watching nearby seemed to have seen the flesh bomb chariot of the Akimichi clan. Miki and Inari, who were unable to dodge, were picked up and beaten before they could stop smiling.

The two filial granddaughters who were beaten up cried out shrilly, begging for mercy in panic, and almost subconsciously shouted:

"Grandpa, don't beat us, we won't dare to do it again!"

After shouting this grandpa, Miki Inari was suddenly stunned. The two looked at the fat man in front of them together, and they actually caught a trace of familiarity in this shaking fat -

Well, how come this beating action and strength are a bit like their grandfather?

With doubt and uncertainty, the two looked at each other tacitly and asked in a low voice:

"Grandpa? Are you back?"

"Finally recognized me? I thought you didn't even recognize Grandpa!"

Looking at Miki Inari who suddenly realized, Uchiha Yan snorted coldly and punched a few more times in anger.

He is just a little plumper and a little fatter, is it so hard to tell?

"Old Yan, how did you get so fat?"

The Uchiha clan members around were also stunned. They stared at Uchiha Yan for a long time, and they were embarrassed to look at him. Only then did they see the familiar charm from his fat face.

After recognizing this old guy, the expressions on their faces could not be described as shock, but horror.

This person has changed from the Uchiha clan to the Akimichi clan. What kind of extravagant and licentious life has he lived in the Land of Grass!

However, the tribesmen's surprise did not last long, because they would soon be able to experience it for themselves.

"You guys, set the table!"

"Yes, Lord Kusakage."

Uchiha Yan waved his hand proudly, signaling the Kusakage brothers behind him to quickly prepare delicious food for the family. The Kusakage brothers respectfully agreed, and immediately took out the sealed scrolls for storing meat from their bodies under the astonished eyes of the onlookers, and began to get busy.

Looking at the old man Yan with his head held high, the tribesmen stared in astonishment, muttering in their hearts:

This old guy actually dared to call himself Kusakage, he is too bold and too shameless!

The Kusakage brothers quickly took out various kitchen utensils, the best marbled beef, and the fruit and vegetable seasonings purchased in Konoha from the sealed scrolls, grilling, stewing, shabu-shabu, beef bowls, and various cooking methods emerged one after another. The meat from all parts of a cow was really arranged.

The Grass Country has been eating high-quality meat for so many years, and has long honed a set of superb cooking skills. Coupled with the rich ingredients of Konoha, especially various spices and fresh fruits and vegetables, such dishes are extremely delicious.

The fact that they can raise Uchiha Shan so fat is enough to prove how high the cooking skills of this group of people have reached.

Not long after, the rich aroma of beef and mutton filled the air. The Uchiha people around may have never seen so much meat in their lives. Some people's mouths quietly drooled, and the gluttony in their stomachs was aroused.

Seeing them like this, Uchiha Yan was so proud that he waved at them happily:

"Come on, everyone, eat as much as you can, I'll treat you!"

"Great, Grandpa is the best!"

Miqi and Inari completely forgot about the beating they had just received, and ran away excitedly, grabbing the freshly grilled lamb skewers and eating them. The grease-filled lamb skewers were so delicious that the two sisters had a great appetite and ate one skewer after another, and the bamboo sticks were almost piled up into a mountain.

The tribesmen couldn't help but surround them when they saw how delicious they were eating. As more and more people came, each family brought out tables and chairs, and came to eat with their families. Some people took out their own good wine and food, and the whole main street was a big banquet.

The scene was so lively. As the saying goes, "A man who eats the food will be soft-hearted, and a man who takes the food will be grateful." Uchiha Shan was constantly flattered by his clansmen. He couldn't stop smiling, and felt that at this moment he was even more majestic than the clan leader.

"Don't be polite to me, everyone, eat as much as you want!"

So, Shen Yue and Tobirama, who sent her back, saw this scene-

In the Uchiha clan's territory, on the busy section of the main street, a long row of banquets were set up here, and the hot and fragrant aroma of meat drifted into the air. A large group of Uchiha were eating and drinking here, and they were really happy.

Smelling the aroma of meat, Tobirama instinctively calculated the cost of this meal. The price of meat in Konoha is not cheap. So many people eating a lot, it is definitely not a small amount of money.He was confused. Today was not an important festival. Was someone from the Uchiha getting married?

Thinking of this, Tobirama looked down at Shenyue, who was also confused, and asked curiously:

"Is today a big day?"

Shenyue looked back in confusion, and after thinking for a moment, he shook his head:

"No."

.....

At the same time, Hashirama and Madara, who had been fighting for the slate fragments all night, also walked out of the secret room in despair. Facts have proved that they are not cut out for this.

Hashirama was dejected, with his head drooping like a frustrated brown dog, while Madara was covered in black air, his fists clenched tightly, and his face was extremely ugly.

It must be said that Tobirama really understood them.

After the two people's efforts all night, the unfortunate slate, uh no, the unfortunate slate fragments, were really destroyed.

"Madara, you shouldn't have used Susanoo..."

Desperate Hashirama recalled the fragments of the stone slab that had completely turned into dust and scattered on the floor. He felt desperate. He should have stopped it just now.

Although Madara repeatedly promised that he would be careful, and vowed that since he could break the stone slab many years ago, he could use the same method to put the fragments back together now, but Susanoo's fist was really not used in this way.

"Shut up, how dare you say that to me!"

Madara, who was humiliated and angry, grabbed Hashirama's collar. This guy was obviously the same as him, but he had the nerve to say that to him.

He had the wild idea of ​​using Wood Release to glue all the fragments together, but it turned out to be a mess. The final product looked like a large piece of garbage with weeds growing on it. The most ridiculous thing was that this careless guy even made a mistake in spelling!

Just as the two quarreled and shirked responsibility, the one who was most distressed was actually Black Zetsu who was secretly watching.

For the great plan of Infinite Tsukuyomi and to rescue the poor mother trapped on the moon, Black Zetsu can only protect the broken stone tablet for thousands of years.

This group of Uchiha idiots are clumsy and forgetful. Every time they move, they always think that the broken stone tablet is too heavy and are too lazy to take it with them.

If it weren't for it quietly cleaning up the mess behind the scenes, helping them pick up the abandoned and lost stone tablets again and again, and repairing the damaged places again and again, this unfortunate stone tablet would have disappeared in the long river of history!

This stone tablet can be preserved for more than a thousand years. It can be said that it has nothing to do with Uchiha. It's all its credit!

It worked hard to protect this broken stone tablet for so long, isn't it just hoping that one day it can trick Indra into reincarnating and obediently carry out the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan?

As a result, the damn idiot Uchiha Madara smashed the stone tablet like this, and now it's not enough, and he wants to whip the corpse!

Nine years ago, when the slate was broken by Uchiha Madara for the first time, Black Zetsu's heart also shattered into pieces. In that short moment, it encountered the greatest despair in its thousand-year life, and was almost angered to death by Madara.

But it did not give up. For the sake of its mother, it gritted its teeth and persevered!

In the past nine years, it racked its brains to find remedies, and finally re-engraved the plan of Infinite Tsukuyomi on the larger fragments. In order to be foolproof, it also repaired it again. In theory, anyone with a little bit of brains can put it together.

But now, not only are the fragments gone, but even the debris is scattered all over the ground. All its efforts for thousands of years have gone to waste, and it has become a complete clown!

Black Zetsu is so angry that his teeth are almost broken. He can't understand how this generation of Indra and Ashura can be so unreliable?

Black Zetsu, who could do nothing but curse, gnashed his teeth and cursed:

Uchiha Madara, you damn idiot!

.....

Just when Black Zetsu was helpless and furious, Madara and Hashirama had already returned to the Uchiha clan.

But as soon as they walked into their own gate, they were stunned by the lively and feasting clan land in front of them.

Looking around, almost every Uchiha clan member was eating a lot, even the Uchiha cats were eating meat in big mouthfuls. The grass ninjas dared not neglect these cats. In terms of status, they were not as good as these cats.

In the crowd, several sturdy Akimichi clan members mixed in and inhaled the beef on the table. Kurama and Shukaku were even more arrogant, jumping on the table, wandering around, and directly taking the dishes they liked into their mouths.

Hashirama turned his head to look at Madara, pointing blankly at the lively and festive scene, and asked with a confused look:

"Madara, is today a big day for Uchiha?"

Madara pondered for a moment, shook his head in confusion and replied:

"No."

The two people who were wondering in their hearts walked closer and saw that someone had built a temporary high platform in the center of the banquet.

Uchiha Shan, this bad old manZizheng stood on the stage, boasting about his great achievements in the Land of Grass, but everyone in the audience was busy eating, and no one applauded him except the grass ninja brother.

Who is this fat pig? A member of the Akimichi clan?

Madara, who was confused by this series of changes, continued to stare at this strange fat pig, but after seeing the Uchiha fan on the cowhide coat, Madara was furious!

A member of the Akimichi clan actually wore the Uchiha clan's fan family emblem, insulting the pride of the Uchiha clan. At this moment, Madara really wanted to kill him.

"What a courage!"

Seeing Uchiha Madara rushing into the high platform with great momentum, Uchiha Yan, who had just thought that he was even more powerful than the clan leader, was instantly scared, and his fat body trembled violently. He begged for mercy in extreme fear:

"Ahhhhh, clan leader, stop hitting me!"

Uchiha Yan was beaten again.