Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

Chapter 158

"Is this another novelty created by Lord Shen Yue?"

In the Uchiha clan territory, several elderly Uchiha were sitting together playing Konoha cards, muttering while playing.

"It seems that she and that little idiot Yizhen created it together. You know what, it's really fun!"

Don't look at these old guys playing cards and chatting here now, but when they were young, they were all fierce stars on the battlefield. Although they are old now, they are old at heart, and they still have a lot of strength and energy.

But now, the Uchiha clan has money, food and power. After the rise of Konoha, the situation in the ninja world is peaceful again. The clan members no longer need to fight on the battlefield, but they have long been accustomed to running around and fighting on the battlefield. Now that they are suddenly idle, the Uchiha are a little uncomfortable.

Young people can still find some work in the village, but the older generation is bored. Those with skills can open a small shop to pass the time, and the rest of the old people have nothing to do, so they can only get together every day to gossip and urge the younger generation to get married.

But now that the Konoha cards have been launched, these bored old guys have immediately found fun, playing cards to the point of being obsessed, no longer worrying about having nothing to do, and now they get together every day to play cards.

"Take my fire and extinguish it!"

An old Uchiha man threw out a hand card in a chic manner, and after happily knocking off half of his opponent's blood, he proudly touched his silver-white beard twice, and then seemed to suddenly remember something, and quickly turned to the card player next to him and excitedly gossiped.

"To be honest, Shen Yue is so smart and has so many tricks. Who does he look like?"

"Sharingan activated, old man, you have been caught in my illusion."

The silver-haired Uchiha old lady also threw her cards elegantly. They, a group of Uchiha, naturally used the deck of cards of the Uchiha clan. After so many games, they have already figured out the opponent's routine.

Now if they want to win a hand, they can only rely on realistic acting skills to cheat. Don't say that this atmosphere of intrigue is really nostalgic. When they were young, didn't they all think about how to cheat the old rivals of the Senju family every day?

It's a pity that the battlefield and time are very ruthless. After so many years, only these few hard-working old people are left.

"Who else can he look like? Don't they say that daughters look like fathers?"

Regarding the topic of "Who does Shen Yue look like", the old lady also said something casually, but was quickly refuted by her fellow card players.

"It's definitely not like Huohe. If Huohe was really that smart, how could he be chased and beaten by his cousins ​​when he was a child? Now he has grown up, and he is still beaten by his cousins ​​as a punching bag. His daughter was also taken away by his cousins. Tsk, tsk, it's really miserable."

The old guys sitting here have watched Huohe grow from a silly boy who wet his pants to the sultry man he is now. That kid, if you say he is stupid, he is actually quite smart in some aspects; but if you say he is smart, he often looks stupid.

In general, he is really a bit stupid.

"According to what you said, then Shenyue is like Madara-sama?"

"You are joking, Madara-sama doesn't have that brain..."

Uchiha Yan laughed a few times, but the people around him couldn't help but take a breath, and their fearful eyes focused on him.

The old guy is really brave, he dared to say bad things about Madara-sama in broad daylight!

"Well, I didn't say anything, and you didn't hear anything!"

During the game, an old man who had been defeated repeatedly in the game put down his cards in frustration and lamented:

"Alas, when will our clan have a Hokage!"

This sentence instantly touched the long-hidden heartache of all the elderly Uchiha present, and everyone in the chess and card room sighed in unison.

At the beginning, Hashirama Senju had agreed to let Madara-sama be the Hokage, and they had even thought about how to celebrate and started making the divine robe.

As a result, just when they were full of expectations, the insidious dead white-haired Senju Tobirama suddenly jumped out and said that the previous promise was not counted, and that they had to set up an election system, and said some bullshit about fairness...

Bah! Bullshit voting, bullshit fairness, why didn't they vote and talk about fairness when they were trying to get them to form an alliance?

Although Madara-sama has successfully become the Shogun, theoretically his position should be higher than that of Hokage, but theory is only theory. In the current situation of the ninja world, the Hokage is the real giant who holds the real power!

When everyone thought that Madara-sama had missed the position of Hokage, they felt extremely sorry. They scratched their heads, feeling that what they could not get was always the best. Deep in their hearts, they hoped that Madara-sama could really become Hokage.

But looking at Hashirama's silly and cheerful look, they felt that this guyMaybe I can live until the end of the world...

"Can't we take turns to be the Hokage? Today, Hashirama-sama will be the Hokage, and tomorrow, Madara-sama will be the Hokage. They can take turns to rest. How great is that!"

The old man sighed again, and everyone's eyes widened immediately. They were about to scold him for daydreaming. There was no such good thing in the world, but they thought about it and realized that what he said was right!

"You, you are right! The village was built by everyone together, why can't we take turns to be the Hokage?"

"It makes sense."

Uchiha Yan rolled his eyes silently, and he slapped his cards twice, and said unhappily:

"You might as well wait for Lord Shenyue to grow up."

Yes, who among the younger generation can be better than Lord Shenyue? The position of Hokage will definitely be hers in the future!

Just as the old guys were all imagining the future of Shen Yue becoming the Hokage, and they were all grinning from ear to ear, the door of the chess and card room was suddenly kicked open, and Uchiha Madara rushed in aggressively!

This sudden change frightened these white-haired old men and women, and the cards in their hands were scattered all over the floor, completely losing the spirit they had when playing cards and gossiping just now.

"Uchiha Yan."

Uchiha Madara was too lazy to pay attention to this group of old guys, and didn't even give them a glance. His eyes fell directly on the old man Yan, with an unquestionable majesty, signaling him to catch up quickly.

"Ahem, ahem, Madara, Madara-sama, what do you want to talk to me about?"

As soon as he saw Madara, the old man Uchiha Yan instantly became timid. Recalling the embarrassing incident of finding a wife for Madara before, and the rash words that he accidentally said that he was not smart, he couldn't help but feel nervous, and cold sweat dripped down his forehead, fearing that Madara would grab him and beat him again.

He was so old, and he had to be beaten by a young man like Madara. It was really painful and embarrassing!

"I need manpower in the shogunate of the Grass Country. You should go there immediately after you pack your luggage."

"...What?"

Hearing this, the old man Yan was stunned in place, as if he was struck by lightning and stood there for a long time. When he came to his senses, he immediately hugged his head and wailed, and the screams echoed around, which seemed extremely desolate.

"No, I still have two granddaughters to take care of!"

"Don't worry, the clan will take care of them after you leave."

Uchiha Madara laughed. He had already talked to Miki and Inari before coming.

"They have agreed."

At first, Miki and Inari were still unwilling and argued that they couldn't lose their grandfather, but when they heard that there was a large sum of money to be made, someone would come to clean the house every day, and they could enjoy the same level of food treatment as the clan leader, the two filial granddaughters changed their minds on the spot and wished that their old man would go to the Land of Grass as soon as possible.

"What, what?"

Uchiha Shan was so angry that he gritted his teeth and was almost pissed off to death by his own little white-eyed wolf. He clenched his fists and swore in his heart that he would teach those two ignorant girls a lesson after returning.

Miki, Inari, you two are dead, grandpa will beat you to death today!

"But, but, I'm old, this is not appropriate, let's leave it to the young people!"

Faced with Madara's order, Uchiha Yan still decided to struggle desperately. There was no other way. The current ninja world was no match for Konoha. He still wanted to spend his old age in peace. Let the young people take care of the struggle in a foreign country!

"Young man, yes. Uchiha Yangta and Hayato will go with you."

When he heard the names of these two famous Uchiha losers, Uchiha Yan's heart was shocked. He suddenly realized that he was not exiled by Madara-sama? !

Uchiha Yan, who regretted his decision, shed tears of regret. He thought regretfully:

Oh, what's going on? If I had known, I wouldn't have posted that broken poster!

....

As for the selection of the manager of the shogunate, Hashirama pushed it to Hanzo, and Kamatsuki chose Mitohime. Both of them chose to let the locals manage it, and they only needed to collect taxes and benefits, but Madara was different. He decided to let his family take full charge.

The reason is that Hanzo and Mitohime are both outstanding enough, and they have friendships with Hashirama and Kamatsuki. They can be said to be the best candidates. However, the situation in the Grass Country is completely different. The local grass ninjas are all useless idiots who like to resell information and bully the weak. They are simply the scum of the scum!

How could Madara look down on this group of fence-sitters? When his shogunate is opened in the Grass Country, the first group to be attacked will be these grass ninjas, as a warning to others.

The reason why Uchiha Yan was chosen as the manager of the shogunate is that although this old guy has repeatedly made him unhappy, his brain is indeed Uchiha Yan.Boli is more useful. As for Uchiha Yangta and Hayato, they have experience in farming and breeding. In the future, raising cattle, sheep, chickens and pigs will be left to them.

However, with such unreliable guys, it is obvious that they can't manage a country well.

After thinking about it, Shenyue decided to invite Cat Granny to go to the Grass Country together. In the future, breeding, animal breeding and slaughtering will be handed over to Cat Granny. In return, Shenyue also promised to hand over the sales agency rights of this batch of meat outside Konoha to Cat Granny.

Cat Granny gladly accepted Shenyue's proposal. As a profiteer with a sharp vision and good reputation, she has long coveted the vast plains of the Grass Country.

Although this job requires a lot of investment in the early stage, it will definitely be very profitable in the future. And she has already planned in her mind that the meat produced in the Grass Country in the future will be labeled with the name of Uchiha as a brand logo!

Compared with the Grass Country, where the candidate has just been decided, the progress of the Whirlpool Country can be said to be rapid.

Mitohime has made rapid progress. Less than a day or two after returning to her hometown, she successfully overthrew her father, and now she is going to become the daimyo of a country.

After this news spread, it immediately caused an uproar in the ninja world. In the past, the Warring States period was full of fighting, and women had to take over even if all the men died, so female clan leaders were not uncommon, but female daimyo was really the first time in history!

Seeing that the new daimyo of the Whirlpool Country was about to take office, and Shenyue's new shogunate was about to be established, it appeared in the vision of the entire ninja world. No matter how reluctant Uchiha Madara was to let him go, Shenyue had to go to the Whirlpool Country in person to attend Mitohime's inauguration ceremony.

But before leaving, there was a big problem. Since Shenyue was traveling as a princess of the Fire Country, it stands to reason that she should also conform to the identity of a princess of a country regardless of her dress etiquette.

The twelve layers of clothing were stacked one on top of another, like a beautiful scroll, interweaving extremely gorgeous colors, making Shen Yue look as delicate as a doll, and as if she had a solemn and sacred demeanor.

Everyone around was stunned, and Qian Shou Tao Hua, who came to help but made things worse, was so excited that she almost laughed out loud.

She wanted to announce to everyone loudly that such a beautiful child was born by her!

"Wearing this kind of clothes, don't the princesses of noble families feel hot?"

Shen Yue moved the long hem of her clothes angrily, and couldn't help complaining. No wonder people said that noble ladies are all ladies. Wearing so many clothes on their bodies is not convenient for them to move at all, as if their hands and feet are bound, and they can only be beautiful dolls.

After almost tripping over the heavy hem of her clothes, Shen Yue couldn't help but curse even louder in anger.

But the clothes she was wearing were simplified to the point where they couldn't be simplified any more. The clothes worn by the real ladies of the noble families actually weighed 40 kilograms...

If it was just to wear such troublesome clothes, Shen Yue could barely accept it, but the female official borrowed from the young daimyo told her that according to the rules, she had to smear pale lead powder on her face, paint her teeth with black unknown pigment, and pluck out all her eyebrows and repaint them...

Shen Yue was frightened and her face turned pale on the spot. She immediately avoided the female official and the strange objects in her hand. Taohua stood in front of her.

"I don't want to do this!"

After hearing the extremely weird aesthetics of the nobles, all the ninjas present were amazed. They really couldn't understand. Are these nobles so bored that they must be punished?

Shen Yue was not willing to suffer such a punishment. She simply tore off all the twelve pieces of clothing on her body one by one and decided to throw the daimyo's weird rules into the trash can.

"Why do we have to follow the rules of the daimyo and the nobles? From now on, we have the final say!"