Chapter 161 Qin Xiao's Revenge
Chapter 161 Qin Xiao's Revenge
It took at least five seconds after landing before Dutlan realized that his lower body was chilly.
At this time, it reflects his strong psychological quality and reaction speed of a professional athlete.
After discovering that his shorts had fallen off, Dutlan didn't immediately cover his lower body or his face.
Instead, he rushed towards his shorts immediately.
Faster and faster than any catch in his career.
But how could Qin Xiao make him put on his pants again as he wished, just when he just reached for his shorts and wanted to pick them up.
The shorts suddenly ignited spontaneously without warning, and the rapid fire was generated out of thin air. Dutlan only felt his hand was hot, and subconsciously let go of his hand, watching the shorts burned to ashes.
Okay, take off your clothes for a while?
As soon as I took it off and held it in my hand, before I could wrap it around my waist, this dress repeated the same mistakes as shorts!
In the end, someone outside the court took off his clothes and temporarily covered Dutlan's ugliness.
This time there was nothing wrong with other people's clothes.
By the time Durant got home, nude videos of himself were all over the internet.
The scene of dunking with his bare buttocks was also called by netizens as the most exciting dunk ever.
Everyone knows that this group of netizens is omnipotent, after the video has been broadcast for several hours.
Some netizens zoomed in on the video, looking for the reason why Dutlan dropped his pants frame by frame, and immediately discovered the small space wormhole that appeared between Dutlan's legs at the moment of take-off, and the two evil fingers protruding from the wormhole.
For a long time, netizens thought that Qin Xiao would not be as knowledgeable as Dutlan, or if he was really angry, he might challenge Dutlan's basketball,
For example, smashing a basket directly in front of him, or hitting a few beautiful hollow balls from a super long distance.
After all, he is an avenger, a superhero, and playing basketball should not be difficult for Qin Xiao, he needs a decent way, doesn't he?
But Qin Xiao's revenge seemed so down-to-earth, it didn't look like something done by an avenger, it was more like that dick brother sleeping in your lower bunk.
Of course, it is impossible for Qin Xiao's means of revenge to end like this.
So Dutlan ushered in the most uncomfortable, disgusting, helpless and frightening week in his life.
For example, flushing the toilet after using the toilet.
A wormhole suddenly appeared on the top of the head, and the excrement mixed with water poured over his head.
When I was eating a sandwich, there were a few more earthworms or bedbugs inexplicably, and the most uncomfortable thing was seeing half a wriggling maggot.
When I was sleeping soundly at night, suddenly a large bucket of ice water fell from the sky, and so on.
If these can be barely tolerable.
Then the next thing is to bring Durant directly to the brink of collapse.
It was Friday, and Durant hadn't been harassed for several days, which made his restless heart a little more relaxed.
Usually once or twice a day, this meeting has not been harassed for more than four days.
He was in a good mood today. After training, he had a few drinks and hooked up with a long-legged model.
But just as he was galloping on the youthful and beautiful body of this model, who is definitely not more than 23 years old.
Less than half a meter in front of him, a huge snake head drilled out of thin air, spitting out a letter, and a big boa constrictor with a cold light shining from its huge fangs.
Dutlan swore that he had never seen such a thick boa constrictor. Its mouth opened and it felt like it could swallow him who was more than two meters tall.
Dutlan's blood froze instantly, but when the python was about to touch him, all of this suddenly disappeared.
The next day, Dutlan, who had just visited a psychiatrist, went to an andrologist.
I just came out of the hospital, and suddenly felt a burst of coolness in my crotch, and then this coolness turned into bursts of unbearable heat.
Dutlan, who was half-dead in fright, quickly opened his pants, and an extremely pungent smell came out.
The Americans had never smelled the scent of essential oils, so they hurriedly covered their lower body and turned back to the hospital again.
After coming out of the hospital this time, the two-meter-tall basketball star completely collapsed.
This time he uploaded a video on social media, in which he cried and collapsed like a distressed big child.
With tears and snot, he convulsively told how ignorant he was, how he shouldn't provoke a hero who saved the world, and so on.
In the sky base, Qin Xiao was smiling and watching the video of Dutlan crying and apologizing, when Tony pushed the door open and entered.
"What the hell did you do to this guy? I heard from the boss of the little blue pill that this guy went to their company to ask for a new product, and he used five times the dose, but he still couldn't bring out the masculinity of a man!"
"It's nothing to do with me, Tony! I just teased him a few times, it's because he's not good enough mentally!"
Qin Xiao crossed his legs and said to Tony slowly.
"You should pay more attention to your own problems. I mean you and Pepper. You made her the president. It's great. Pepper is very capable, but she is too slow. I mean you should have a life of your own. You know what I mean?"
Since stopping the insight plan, together with Bucky and the plan to destroy Hydra, Qin Xiao has gained a total of 1500 points. For the time being, his strength is enough and he dare not use it. He waits for enough points to exchange for an intermediate transformation serum for Natasha in the second-level mall.
According to the timeline, the plot of Iron Man 3 should have almost arrived, so Qin Xiao paid special attention to Tony's state.
Sure enough, since the Wakanda war and the Chitauri invasion, Tony has been a bit obsessed, frantically building armor in his laboratory every day.
Building day and night, at first Qin Xiao thought Wakanda had given him a ton of vibrating gold, and Tony was burying himself in building a vibrating gold armor for himself.
But later Qin Xiao discovered that after the Zhenjin battle armor was completed, he was still using gold-titanium alloy materials to continuously create sets of battle armor with different functions. He was building an army of steel.
"Stark Industries has just transformed in the past two years, Pepper will not be so busy in the future, we still have a lot of time, don't worry!"
As Tony spoke, he walked to the coffee machine, poured a full cup of espresso, and drank it like drinking water.
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