blogombal Chapter 464
Chapter 464
The scholar stroked his beard and looked at Yangyang.
"Little friend, go back and ask your father to take you to eat chicken fillet more often."
"Then continue?"
"There are three questions in total. If you answer two correctly, you can get a silver note."
Yangyang took the microphone and nodded.
"Well, continue."
The scholar smiled and said, "Okay, please listen to the next question."
"Little friend, how many genders does it have in this world?"
Yangyang didn't know what he was thinking and was silent for half a minute.
The scholar was stunned, bent down, and stared at Yangyang for a long time.
He said, "Don't hesitate!"
It would have been better if the scholar didn't say it. As soon as he said this,
the audience burst into laughter again.
The scholar urged again: "How many kinds?"
Yangyang was a little flustered and didn't think about it at all.
"3 kinds!"
The scholar was stunned and his eyes widened.
"3 species?!"
"Which 3 species? I'd like to hear more!"
Yang Yang: "Uh. Uh..."
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed so hard that they fell backwards.
They were swiping the bullet screen frantically.
——"6666, if you want to talk about gender, I won't be sleepy anymore!!"
——"I know, there are four types, male, female, neutral, Wal-Mart shopping bag."
——"What does the Wal-Mart shopping bag mean?"
——"Disposable!"
——"I really know this, the United States has researched 96 species."
——"??? 96 species, how did they research this?? I don't know any animals with 96 species, it's really explosive!"
Yang Yang didn't answer two questions in a row.
He was finally asked to leave the stage.
As Yang Yang left the stage, the NPC Jinshi continued to search the crowd.
He saw Xiao Xiao, and he looked familiar.
After thinking carefully, he remembered, isn't this the kid who has been very popular recently?
Although Jinshi was wearing Hanfu, a wig and a fake beard on stage, he was a real handsome guy.
He also occasionally watched "My Dad is Superman".
He also knew that Xiaoxiao was a good student, so he just pulled her up to test her.
"My little friend, judging from your attire, we are from the same era,"
"How about you come up and answer a few questions for me?"
Xiaoxiao saw the NPC pointing at her, nodded happily, and walked onto the stage.
Jinshi's eyes fell on Xiaoxiao,
The little girl was full of spirit, with a smile on her lips and a shallow dimple.
Before Jinshi could speak, Xiaoxiao had a first impression,
looked up at the NPC's face and said, "Okay, sir, ask questions."
Jinshi was stunned, this little girl was stealing the show.
"Well~"
"Little boy, I heard that you are good at history."
"Then poetry should be good too, right? Let me test you."
"There will be a time to ride the wind and waves, set sail to cross the vast ocean, what is the next sentence?"
When the scholar asked, the audience in the audience was also thinking about what is next after this sentence?
There were also tourists watching and shouting.
"Isn't your question too difficult? How old is this little girl?"
"That's right, NPC, you didn't ask such a difficult question to the fat little boy just now, how does this increase the difficulty?"
"I know, I know..."
"..."
The scholar waved his long sleeves and said in a deep voice.
"Quiet, quiet~"
"Don't disturb the child's thinking."
Xiaoxiao's eyes rolled around, although she didn't know all the Tang and Song poems by heart.
Dad didn't ask her to recite them.
But she has a good memory, and she can remember a few poems by occasionally flipping through them.
"Little girl, how is it?"
"Do you have an answer?"
The Jinshi bent down and lowered his head. He moved closer to Xiaoxiao, trying to hear what Xiaoxiao said.
Xiaoxiao pointed at his face with her finger.
"Hmph~"
"I know, there is no next sentence at all."
No next sentence? ?
Many tourists at the scene were stunned when they heard this answer.
When the Jinshi heard it, he was stunned for a moment, then he straightened up, stroked his beard and laughed.
"Correct."
The barrage rolled:
-"Hahaha, this NPC dug a hole for Xiaoxiao right at the beginning, a big pit."
-"6666, Xiaoxiao is so amazing, she knows all this, she is worthy of being my daughter Yun, so awesome!"
The Jinshi was very satisfied with Xiaoxiao's answer and continued.
"Then let's move on to the next question, kid, have you read the four great classics?"
Xiaoxiao shook her head.
"I have only read Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms."
"I have not read the other two."
The scholar stroked his beard and said, "Well, I will ask you a question about Journey to the West.”
“What is the zodiac sign of Sun Wukong in Journey to the West?”
The Jinshi looked down at Xiaoxiao, with a smile hidden under his beard.
“What else is it? It’s so simple. Monkey!”
“Yes, monkey, monkey!!”
“…”
Almost all the onlookers were saying “Monkey~”
The NPC waved his sleeves again, signaling everyone to stop arguing.
“Don’t argue, don’t argue,~”
“Let the kids think about it.”
The photographer behind Xiao Yang also whispered.
“What is Xiaoxiao thinking about?”
“Sun Wukong is a monkey. What’s there to think about with such a simple question?”
Xiao Yang chuckled and asked back:
“Sun Wukong is a monkey, so Zhu Bajie is a pig?”
Photographer: “That’s right, a pig. ”
Xiao Yang: “…”
This question is indeed a brain-burning one.
However, Xiaoxiao did not answer it easily.
In the previous question, the NPC uncle was digging holes for her,
This question will inevitably dig holes for her.
“Have you thought of it, kid?”
“Is it a monkey?”
At this time, the scholar was still digging holes.
Xiaoxiao said with her hands on her waist angrily.
“No!”
Everyone was stunned.
The scholar stroked his beard and said, “Oh?”
“Then kid, what is Sun Wukong’s zodiac sign?”
Xiaoxiao said with a very firm expression: “It is a horse? ?”
“Ah? !”
“Ah? !”
Under the stage, there was a lot of noise.
“Why?”
“Yes, why is it a horse? ?”
The scholar also looked down at Xiaoxiao.
“Yes, kid, everyone is asking you why you are a horse? ”
“Why is that?”
Xiaoxiao said,
“Because the big monkey means that Sun Wukong is a monkey born in the year of the horse.”
NPC:???
Audience:???
On the bullet screen of the live broadcast room, the following kept scrolling:
——“Ahahaha, big monkey!! Xiaoxiao’s explanation is correct!!”
——“Xiaoxiao is really smart, she knows all this…6666!”
——“Oh my god, Xiaoxiao’s explanation made me laugh so hard that I couldn’t find my head…”
“…”
The audience burst into laughter.
“Big monkey!!”
“Hahaha, big monkey…”
“What is the answer? ? Is it right? !” ”
On the stage.
The scholar wanted to hold back his laughter, but he couldn’t.
“Hahaha~”
He stroked his beard and laughed up to the sky, quite like an ancient man.
He laughed for a while.
He looked at Xiaoxiao.
“Little friend, that’s right! !”
“You are born in the Year of the Horse.”
“Ah? ?”
“You are born in the Year of the Horse.”
The audience was stunned.