I'm a male god in Liyue

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Xia Zhi reached out and gently touched her cup: "Mmm."

Xia Zhen picked up the cup again and took another sip.

The fruit wine is fiery and intense upon tasting.

Xia Zhen frowned and said, "This wine doesn't taste good."

Wendy quickly said, "Keep your voice down, don't let the boss hear, he'll yell at you."

Xia Zhen looked up at the shopkeeper in the distance and said, "This wine is really not as good as the wine brewed by Diona."

Wendy chuckled, “You mean that little cat? I remember she used to be a bartender at Cat Tail Tavern. Her signature cocktails were famous far and wide back then. Unfortunately, I can’t go into that tavern; I sneeze as soon as I get close. I’ll just have to ask someone to get me a drink. It really does taste wonderful.”

Xia Ci pushed her cup over and said, "Cousin, can you adjust this for me?"

How would you like to adjust it?

"Add some rainbow juice."

"it is good."

Xia Zhi nodded, took out a small bottle, dripped a drop of the rainbow liquid into Xia Ci's cup, then gently shook the cup before pushing it back to her, saying, "All done."

"Thank you, cousin."

Xia Ci picked up the glass, took a sip of the wine, and looked satisfied.

Wendy stared blankly at the colorful liquid in her glass. He had heard from the people at the tavern that a special kind of juice had appeared in Liyue, but he had never paid attention to it. After all, no matter how delicious the juice was, it couldn't compare to wine for him. He asked, "Why do you call Mr. Xia 'cousin' and 'brother'?"

"Don't tell you."

"Ugh...you two are really..."

"Ok?"

"nothing……"

Xia Zhen pushed her cup over and asked Xia Zhi to adjust it for her. After drinking it, the taste was indeed much better.

Wendy glanced at the two glasses of colorful liquid on either side, and following suit, pushed her own glass over as well: "Mr. Xia."

"Ok?"

"Add some rainbow juice, and mix it up for me too."

"..."

Seeing his expectant eyes, Xia Zhi had no choice but to pick up the small bottle again, put a drop in his cup, and shake it for him.

"All right."

Wendy picked up her glass and took a sip.

His eyes suddenly lit up.

This wine... its flavor is indescribably dreamlike, it feels like countless fruit flavors blended together... even better than the best wine I've ever had in Mondstadt...

Delicious!

One more sip!

So delicious!

One more sip!

A moment later, the cup was empty.

Wendy placed the cup on the table with a pleased expression, then raised his hand and called out, "Boss, another one!"

The owner immediately brought over a cup.

Wendy looked at Xia Zhi and said earnestly, "Mr. Xia, I would call you the best bartender in the world!"

Xia Zhi pushed up his sunglasses: "So?"

Wendy brought the cup over with both hands: "Please adjust it for me."

"..."

Xia Zhi had no doubt that as long as he mixed the drink for him, it would become an empty glass in a few seconds, and then the boss would bring a new one and continue the process.

Xia Zhi glanced at the rapidly increasing progress bar on Wendy's body. To be honest, he had never leveled up his diamond progress bar so quickly before.

Seeing that he seemed hesitant, Wendy thought for a moment and said to him, "Cousin!"

Xia Ci choked involuntarily: "Cough cough cough..."

No, where's your integrity?

Xia Zhi chuckled, shook his head, and said, "It's just a glass of wine, it's not that serious, not that serious..."

He picked up the small bottle, poured a drop of rainbow juice into the cup, and made him another cup.

"Thank you."

Wendy picked up her glass and took a sip.

Even though it's the same juice and the same wine, made using the same method, this drink tastes completely different from the last one.

Yet it is also full of fantasy.

Wendy put down her cup, her eyes becoming unusually bright.

He looked at Xia Zhi and said with utmost seriousness, "Mr. Xia, from now on you will be my best friend!"

Chapter 447 A Chuunibyou Girl and God (4K)

In fact, for a deity, as long as He does not want to get drunk, no matter how many cups of wine He drinks or how strong the wine is, He will not get drunk.

In addition, Venti is different from Zhongli. Five hundred years ago, after helping Duvalin kill Dulin, he fell into a deep sleep due to exhaustion of his power and did not wake up until the Mondstadt Dragon Plague last year.

Therefore, he was completely clueless about what had happened in Teyvat over the past five hundred years, much like Xia Ci and Xia Zhen.

The four gods chatted for half an hour before Xia Zhi got up to leave.

It wasn't because he had already obtained the diamond chest from Wendy; he just didn't want to keep the girls waiting.

“We are currently staying at the West Wind Cathedral. You are welcome to come and visit us when you have time.”

"Definitely! Oh, right! Mr. Xia!"

"Ok?"

"Um, please don't forget to pay the bill."

"……rest assured."

"My dearest friend!"

Xia Zhi walked to the table, paid the bill from the owner, and spoke in Liyue dialect.

The boss gave him a 20% discount because he was from the same hometown.

The people of Liyue are so simple and honest.

Xia Zhi thought for a moment and decided to pay for the two extra drinks, asking the owner to deliver them to the remaining customer after he left.

The boss smiled and nodded in agreement.

Afterwards, Xia Zhi, Xia Ci, and Xia Zhen left Qingfeng Tavern and headed towards Cat Tail Tavern.

Xia Zhi remarked with a touch of感慨 (gan3kai3, a complex emotion encompassing both admiration and awe), "Wendy really is...an interesting personality."

Xia Ci pursed her lips and said, "Cousin, don't be fooled by his claim of being a close friend. He's the one who's really the funniest."

Xia Zhi chuckled and said, "Which deity isn't a bit of a joker? Even Zhongli can pull off something as absurd as holding his own funeral..."

Xia Zhen thought for a moment and said, "I don't think my sister is a fun person."

Xia Ci laughed: "Do you want to see what you're saying? Your sister has even built a robot; she's way better at finding fun than you!"

"That wasn't her intention."

"Alright, alright, stop explaining to your sister, you damn siscon."

"!!!"

The three of them arrived at the entrance of the Cat Tail Tavern and saw a blonde girl walking out of the tavern with a disgruntled expression.

The girl had long, flowing pigtails adorned with mesh and bat wing headbands. Beneath her blonde hair was a green right eye, and her left eye, hidden by her bangs, wore an eyepatch. A somber night raven perched on her shoulder.

She wore a Gothic stand-up collar with a purple bow tie at the chest. The collar and straps connected to a backless, chest-length mesh bodysuit, over which was a black dress with a two-tone printed raven tail at the back. She wore asymmetrical stockings, with her right leg fully covered and her left leg in a garter stocking. Below the stockings were black high-heeled boots, decorated with bat wings similar to those on her left ponytail. A lightning-attribute Eye of God was attached to her lower back.

The girl lowered her head and said with dissatisfaction, "Oz, according to the calendar of this world, I am already over three thousand years old. Of course, the illusion of the changing of the sun and moon is meaningless to me who has seen through the cause and effect of the three thousand universes."

The raven on her shoulder replied helplessly, "Miss, this trick won't fool the bartender. If you're not old enough to drink, you're not old enough to drink."

The girl immediately retorted, "As the ruler of the Netherworld, the noble Princess of Judgment, how could I possibly use despicable deception? I simply want to go deep into that place to perform a secret ritual and summon my servants from another world."

Night Raven's tone became even more helpless: "Miss, you should just say you want to play [Seven Saints Summoning], but mahjong is more popular in the tavern now, and it's hard for us to find opponents willing to play [Seven Saints Summoning] with you. Why don't we go play mahjong instead?"

The girl gave a light snort and said, "Mahjong is such a sinful thing. Once this princess [Great Illusionary Dream, Myriad Manifestations, Mad Judgment Eye] has discerned its fundamental laws and surveyed countless battlefields across three thousand worlds, it will surely answer the call of destiny..."

Night Raven sighed, "Miss, the rules of mahjong are very simple. You don't need to learn them for so long."

The girl wanted to say something, but when she saw three strangers approaching, she shut her mouth and began to look at them with a scrutinizing gaze.


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