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"Hahaha!"
Old Wang laughed wildly.
"Only seventeen strikes? What a pity. If you could have unleashed the eighteenth strike, you might have been able to shake me."
"No...impossible!"
Niu Niu could hardly believe his eyes; the powerful Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-fry had only managed to produce a string of farts from his elder brother.
"Yes! I still have my strongest move!"
Niu Niu loosely holds his hands around his waist.
"I regret cooking this!!!"
Niu Niu has released a shot!
An invisible stream of energy gathered between Niu Niu's palms and then struck Lao Wang.
This move was indeed quite effective; Old Wang was forced back several steps by the invisible airflow before he could stop.
"Not bad, that move is quite interesting!"
"what!!!"
Zhou Su, a young girl watching the show outside the ring, let out a scream. It turned out that Old Wang's bath towel had been blown away. Wang Erjin was no joke; he had even startled Zhou Su, who had once secretly watched adult films.
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Chapter 234 Underling Level
Standing on the stage, Tang Niu was dumbfounded. He still couldn't believe that his supposedly invincible move hadn't even broken his older brother's defense. Could it be that the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Techniques he practiced were fake?
"Why? Why? This can't be..."
Tang Niu looked at his hands and muttered to himself, then suddenly slammed another palm towards a deserted spot to the side.
"I regret cooking this!"
"Squeak!!!"
Although there was no one in the direction Tang Niu pointed, there was an animal.
The unlucky King Kong was slapped by Tang Niu and sent flying back to the living room, where it hung on the wall.
King Kong: "Damn it, all fat humans are demons! Squeak! I want to go back to the zoo!"
"It works well? Why is that?"
Tang Niu was still wondering why the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Stir-fry had no effect on his elder brother.
Seeing that he was about to go mad, Wang Taiyi picked up a bath towel, wrapped it around himself, and walked over to pat Tang Niu on the shoulder.
"Calm down! Don't let your emotions control you, repeat after me!"
Wang Taiyi stared intently into Tang Niu's eyes, uttering mysterious words that sounded like martial arts manuals.
"A heart as shaved ice remains unperturbed even when the sky falls, unmoved by a myriad of changes, and serene even in dreams!"
As Niu Niu chanted the incantation along with Lao Wang, his agitated thoughts finally calmed down.
Tang Niu wiped away a cold sweat. He had almost suffered a qi deviation just now, but luckily he had the help of his good older brother. His older brother was indeed unfathomable, as he actually knew such a mysterious internal energy cultivation method.
Old Wang doesn't know anything.
"Okay, it's not that you're not good enough, it's that I'm too good. You need to practice more!"
Niu Niu nodded. His older brother was right. He had been arrogant and thought he would be invincible after mastering the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Techniques. He was too naive. He decided that he would keep a low profile until he mastered the supreme divine skills, the Yi Jin Jing and the Xi Sui Jing.
"Alright, I'm hungry. Go get me something to eat."
"Okay, brother, just a moment!"
As if reborn, Niu Niu immediately walked towards the kitchen with a beaming smile.
"Alright, everyone, make yourselves at home. I'm going to change my clothes. We'll have a good meal later. You know, it's not something you can just eat whenever Niu Niu cooks it himself."
Old Wang looked at the three little ones who were dumbfounded.
"Where were we? Never mind, it's lunchtime, so I won't waste any more time with you. We can talk about sworn brother another day. You guys go home."
Go home? Go home to what home? What is home?
The three little ones have opened the door to a new world. The things they usually do are incredibly low-class. What's racing, throwing money around, or doing extreme sports? Can they be as exciting as a superhuman fight? Can they be as amazing as the spirit of the kangaroo? No wonder that good-for-nothing Max idolizes this older brother so much that he doesn't even want to go home. If it were me, I wouldn't go home either.
"Elder brother, please accept my bow."
The three little ones immediately knelt down and kowtowed. They didn't know the proper etiquette and had only seen a smattering of ancient Chinese culture in movies, so they thought that worshipping an elder brother required kowtowing.
This startled Old Wang. Was he really that devout?
"Alright, get up. I don't take on underlings so easily."
Not accepting it? How could that be? Now they realized that what that eccentric fat man had said might have been true. It really was a divine opportunity. How could they miss it? This was something that wealth couldn't buy.
"Big brother, please accept me! I...I..."
He was so anxious that he scratched his head and cheeks, when suddenly he thought of something and took out a bank card from his pocket.
"Big brother, this is to pay my tuition—no! It's to show my respect to you. This is my allowance of one million this month, please accept it!"
The other two children also took out their bank cards upon seeing this.
“This is mine, 100 million.”
"This is my 80."
Wang Taiyi was displeased.
"brush!"
He swiftly grabbed the bank card; every little bit helps.
"Do I need your money? What I want is your attitude. Since you've been quite nice, I'll reluctantly take you on as my nominal underlings for now. Alright, get up, we'll eat together later!"
"YES!"
The three little ones were extremely excited. Could this be considered entering the immortal realm?
After Wang Taiyi went to change his clothes, the three little ones chattered excitedly. At this moment, Max also came over, looking at the excited trio with disdain and saying:
"A mere underling? You're still a long way off."
He glared at Max, whom he had once looked down upon, and said:
"So what? We're all the same. Aren't we better than a piece of trash like you? Big Brother will definitely like us more in the future!"
Maiss scoffed.
"Like you guys? Pshaw, you have no idea what Big Brother likes. He likes people with special skills, like me!"
The popularity is unbelievable.
"A special skill? You think you can run a whole sect?"
"No! No! No! A pie is just a pie, anyone can do it. What my brother likes is my attitude of being open to anything!"
Zhou Su said:
"What about Azu? What special skills does Azu have?" She was a big fan of Azu.
Mais thought about it and realized that Azu seemed to really enjoy getting beaten up.
"Big brother said that Azu admires the Holy Body. Some people are born different from ordinary people, and you can't envy them."
Love...love...love for the Holy Body? That sounds a bit strange. Is it the masochistic type I'm thinking of? Probably not!
The little girl was drooling, as if she had thought of something.
"Mais, what's the hierarchy for Big Brother's underlings?"
Liu Tian was quite composed and asked the key question.
Max smiled smugly.
"The lowest rank is you registered underlings, and then there are outer disciples like me."
"Where is Azu? What kind of subordinate is Azu?" Zhou Su asked anxiously.
Max frowned.
"Don't interrupt me. Do you still want to hear what I'm saying?"
"Oh!"
Seeing the three of them, Max was extremely pleased with himself and continued:
"When you reach the level that Big Brother is satisfied with, you will become an inner disciple. I have done a few good things recently, and I will soon become an inner disciple. After passing Big Brother's test, you will become a true disciple. Ah Zu is now a true disciple. Big Brother now has two true disciples."
"Who is the other one? Do we know each other?" Liu Tian asked. He was very curious. How could someone as outstanding as Azu have another one?
"The other one is a girl, and she started learning the craft earlier than Azu."
"What!!"