Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Huang Bingyao didn't hold back and started smoking on the spot; he really liked it.

Speaking of these cigars, Wang Taiyi swiped them from his good brother Jiang Tianyang's villa. He often does this, but recently it seems his good brother's house has been burgled, so he's put away all the good stuff and locked it up. Sigh... the security situation in Hong Kong.

Huang Bingyao swung his cigar.

"Mr. Wang..."

"No, just call me Grandma, we're all so familiar with each other."

Huang Bingyao is a very shrewd and worldly man. He is now the police chief, and there is basically no hope of him being promoted further. He welcomes the friendships of wealthy people without hesitation, because he might need to ask them for favors in the future. As long as it is not illegal, he is willing to help.

"Alright, Grandma, you must be a busy person, so please speak freely!"

"Tsk...tsk..."

Wang Taiyi shook his head and looked on with admiration.

"Look at these little words, and even idioms. Old Huang, you're a wise man."

Is this what wisdom is? Then what about fools?

Although Huang Bingyao usually enjoys listening to his subordinates flatter him, this was the first time he had ever seen such blatant flattery, and he found it hard to accept, so he raised his voice.

"No... Just say what you have to say. Everyone's time is precious."

"All right!"

Wang Taiyi lit a cigarette; he wasn't used to smoking cigars.

“I have a friend who’s been an undercover cop for several years. He even got married and had children. Now he’s in danger and wants to return to the police force, but his contact person doesn’t agree. What do you suggest he do?”

Huang Bingyao glared at Wang Taiyi.

"How the hell did you know who the undercover agent was?"

If an undercover agent's identity is revealed, are they still an undercover agent? The problem is, how could Wang Taiyi, a triad leader, know about a police undercover agent? Is there a leak in the police force?

"It does not matter."

“This is important!”

"Ok."

Wang Tai's eyes could tell a story with just a glance.

What a tragic story it is: an undercover cop's life was filled with hardship, then his identity was exposed and he was hunted down, his wife and children were implicated, he was in a terrible situation. He happened to meet them and saved them. Then, before he died, the undercover cop held his hand and offered his wife and children to him, letting out a soul-stirring cry, "I will never be an undercover cop again in my next life." Then, the undercover cop was lucky and was rescued. But Old Wang was moved by him and decided to help this man.

"Hey...."

Huang Bingyao sighed.

Do you even believe what you're saying?

Old Wang wiped away non-existent tears.

"I believe it."

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Chapter 222 Conquering You with My Song

Old Wang's story may not be very true, but his expressive ability is first-rate. His intonation, his vibrato, his falsetto are all amazing, leaving Huang Bingyao completely stunned.

Wang Taiyi suddenly stood up and extended his right hand towards Huang Bingyao, while placing his left hand near his mouth in a loose gesture.

"Ooh~~ Oh~~"

Old Wang started singing.

There's an undercover agent in the agency named Xiao Qin~

Ugly and unscrupulous~

A pair of squinty little eyes~

The appendix is ​​thick and long.

Huang Bingyao suddenly leaned back, his back pressed tightly against the chair. What's going on? Why did you suddenly start singing? You're surprising me!

Wang Taiyi did a 360-degree turn.

"On the night after the exposure!"

His wife came to the bar.

Tears I've never shed before~

"Following the ditch..."

Huang Bingyao seems to be seeing an undercover police officer whose identity has been exposed and whose wife is being threatened. He is crying bitterly, and the tears are streaming down his...buttocks?

The climax is here! Wang Taiyi has upgraded a key!

"Thank you~ for letting me die~"

I will never forget you in this lifetime~

Thank you for not letting me come back.

May my whole family go to the Western Paradise~

Tragic! So tragic! This undercover agent, because his identity was exposed, not only did he suffer a terrible fate, but his entire family also died as a result. How can the word "tragic" even begin to describe this?

Old Huang listened intently, and he couldn't help but think of the young police officers who, with dreams and a sense of justice, went undercover. Many of them met with bad ends; some became addicted to drugs and became unrecognizable, while others died tragically on the streets after their identities were exposed. Out of 100 undercover agents, 90 met with bad ends.

Even those who manage to return aren't necessarily doing well. He had a classmate surnamed Gong who was also an undercover agent when he was young. He was lucky enough to return alive and is now a police superintendent. However, when he was an undercover agent, he had a romantic entanglement with the woman of a triad boss. Just a few days ago, I heard him say that the woman was released from prison and was planning to get back at him.

The undercover agent's life is miserable.

Suddenly, Old Wang stopped singing and placed one hand under his nose to cover his mouth.

"Ah~~ Plop! Plop! Plop! Clatter, cluck~ cluck~ Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!"

Huang Bingyao stared in horror at the puddle of saliva sprayed on his desk. What was going on? Was he having an epileptic seizure?

Wang Taiyi tilted his head and stretched out his right hand, moving it up and down as if he were patting something.

"Yo~~"

"That night! I was singing! A woman appeared next to me!"

"Look at that woman! She's so pitiful! I fucking thought she wanted money!"

Double pressure!

Huang Bingyao was stunned by Wang Taiyi's rap. What is this? Is this even a song?

"Check it out!"

Old Wang squatted into a horse stance and swung his right hand under his crotch. Then he took a deep breath, and his climax was coming!

"Oh~ what's on my mind~"

All I want to do right now is go home.

In that late-night bar~

She's being chased by the hell!

Her husband was exposed~

It will be killed immediately~

You know what~~

"Wow!"

Old Wang kept jumping around and pointing at Huang Bingyao.

"Hey Dad, let's all come together!"

Veins started to bulge on Huang Bingyao's forehead.

"Come on! Draw a dog's head with me on the left~"

Draw another tumor on your right side~

"Don't stop!"

"Make a sucker's head gesture on your chest~"

Shake your head to the left and right~

That undercover agent was like a monkey being played for a fool.

Pointing at the glittering disco ball~~

"Fuck your mother!"

Huang Bingyao couldn't hold back any longer. He already had a bad temper, and the fact that he had been able to endure it for so long was already an improvement. Wang Taiyi, you bastard, you came here to hold a concert, did you? Do you think this place is a public toilet?

Unable to bear it any longer, Huang Bingyao immediately decided to teach the other party a lesson. He no longer cared about Old Wang's divine status. He stood up, supported himself on the table with one hand, and flew towards Wang Taiyi like a flying pig.

"Deadly scissor kicks!"


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