Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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“…”

It seems like something strange has infiltrated.

On the other hand, the male model group, although they didn't have much experience in street fighting and slashing, had received professional fitness and combat training. You know, if you're one of Lao Wang's men and you don't have any special skills, then you have to train hard. So compared to the two groups of people, the male model group was like a strong man who had never fought but had a lot of theoretical knowledge, while the other side was a group of delinquent students who fought every day.

The difference in strength is obvious. If they had weapons, the two groups could fight it out, but in a bare-handed fight, Lao Wang's group would win decisively. Moreover, the slogans of the male model group are more sophisticated than those of Da D's group.

"Take this sword strike! The number one sword of China! The White Emperor's Sacred Sword, follow me on your sword!"

The male models unanimously lashed out at each other, quickly breaking them up and knocking them down one by one, shouting excitedly as they fought.

"Foreigner, don't hang bullwhips on your poop!"

"I'm rich!"

"Dual swords combined, kawaii!"

"I don't love him!"

"I love you, Hu Yanbin!"

"..."

A dozen minutes later, Big D looked at his elite underlings lying all over the ground and could hardly believe his eyes. This was too exaggerated! The people on Donghuang's side only had a few scratches and sprains. It was a complete victory. Big D suspected that the things the male model group had been chanting were some kind of evil incantation.

Wang Taiyi patted Big D on the shoulder.

"How about that? In the face of absolute muscle, all those blondies are just for show."

Big D opened his mouth wide, the cigar still stuck to his lips. He had thought he wasn't among the top tier of Hong Kong Island's power, but now it seemed he was no longer in control of Hong Kong Island. He should just stick to his small territory in Tsuen Wan.

As if he had seen through Big D's thoughts, Old Wang laughed:

"Don't be discouraged. You're already very strong. It's just a pity you met me. You can compete with any other gang except me. My ambitions are not in the martial arts world. You still have a chance to reach the top."

Hearing him say that, Big D's eyes regained their sparkle.

"Brother Donghuang, please teach me!"

Wang Taiyi said with a smile.

"Come on, let's go inside and talk. The martial arts world isn't just about fighting and killing; there are all sorts of accidents too. Today, I'll teach you what an accident is."

......

At the other end of the road, inside a white Mercedes-Benz, Ah Le witnessed the shootout between Lao Wang and Big D's men. He had planted an undercover agent within Big D's ranks, so he was able to receive information about Big D's actions.

He initially thought that idiot Big D was really going to fight Wang Taiyi, but it turned out the two of them were watching their underlings battle on the rooftop. What did that mean? Was it a farce of playing with fire and playing with monkeys?

He was hoping to launch a surprise attack when both sides were exhausted, but this is what happened?

Ah Le's younger brother said:

"Brother Le, what's going on? It feels like a fixed match, not a single person is dead."

Damn it, you idiot, do you even need to tell me? There's definitely something fishy going on here.

Ah Le takes the approach of keeping his emotions hidden, and is always unfathomable in front of his younger brothers.

He narrowed his eyes and said slowly:

"This guy's got a trap! Let the brothers get out of here!"

......

After seeing off Big D and his wife, Wang Taiyi stretched. He hadn't been back to the villa for the past two days and needed to go back and get a good night's sleep.

Hearing the "crack, crack" sound, I turned around and saw King Kong holding the prince, who had lost a lot of weight.

Wang Taiyi frowned. Why is this person still here?

"Your Highness, it's been several days already, why hasn't your father come to pick you up yet? Is twenty million a lot? Could it be that your father doesn't want you anymore?"

The prince looked up at King Kong, who was gnawing on a radish, and then said in a hoarse voice.

“Brother Donghuang, my dad won’t abandon me. He only has one son. Knowing him as I do, it’s probably because the money in the bank hasn’t matured yet.”

"...Is your dad really that good at managing money?"

"Brother Tai."

RUBY appeared in the living room dressed in casual clothes.

Ruby's intentions were clear: she wanted to find a backer. She wouldn't disturb Lao Wang's life, nor would she fight for any title; she just wanted to live a normal life.

"what's up?"

Old Wang was exceptionally patient with this sensible older sister.

RUBY laughed.

“I want to do something. I’ve been idle for several days, and this can’t go on forever.”

Is she that ambitious?

"Then what do you want to do?"

Ruby shrugged.

"I don't know either. It seems like I don't have any other skills besides selling alcohol and seducing men. Am I really useless?"

Wang Taiyi clapped his hands and said:

"What are you saying? You're incredibly talented! Get yourself together, you'll be my company's public relations manager from now on!"

......

Chapter 213 Tom and Judy in Action

"What is that?"

I haven't been back to the villa for the past two days. When did a small house appear in the corner of the yard?

The house had a rather unique design, with a cylindrical body supported by several thick vines, a semi-elliptical roof, and a recessed area at the very top that seemed to contain a water pipe that occasionally sprayed water upwards, like...

A younger brother came over and cleared up Old Wang's doubts.

"Brother, didn't you say before that you wanted to build a studio for Toilet? That's it, and Toilet even designed it himself."

"Dry!"

Wang Taiyi was furious and could not be appeased.

"Damn it, pull those vines down right now and plug that hole in the roof! Are you all blind? Who plants a bunch of vines in their yard?!"

Suddenly, Wang Taiyi seemed to remember something. Was there a guy named Wang Jiu still here?

Wang Taiyi asked the younger brother beside him.

"Wang Jiu? Is he still alive? He shouldn't be, he has hard qigong. Where is he? In which of those parts is he?"

The younger brother nodded, then hesitated before saying:

"Brother, how about we move them to another place? It's better if my sister-in-law and the others are home at night, but it's too noisy during the day."

"Noisy? What's all the noise about? I didn't hear anything."

"That's because the toilet isn't at home."

Wang Taiyi curiously opened the toilet's work area.

The room was filled with a pungent smell. The once crazy and tough guy Wang Jiu was nakedly welded to a cross. The floor was littered with indescribable toys and crumpled tissues.

Seeing Old Wang come in, Wang Jiu used the last bit of strength to bite down and crush the strange little ball in his mouth.

"Boss, please let me go, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have ambushed you. If you let me go, I'll take down my boss right away."

Wang Taiyi looked at Wang Jiudao, whose eyes were sunken.

"Oh, right, you didn't know the big boss died, did you?"

Wang Jiu was stunned. The big boss is dead? My boss, such a big boss, just died like that? This non-human in front of me is indeed stronger.

"So what if I'm dead? As long as you spare me, I'll do anything you ask."

Wang Taiyi asked curiously:

"Weren't you supposed to be pretty tough? What exactly happened to you?"

Wang Jiu shed tears when this was mentioned.

"Boss, that woman is inhuman! I haven't had much rest these past few days. The only time I can catch my breath is when she smokes her aftercare cigarette. My skin is all chafed! She just won't stop!"

Wang Jiu's tone was filled with grief and indignation.

"She not only tortured my body, but also toyed with my soul. She actually made me use my divine power to summon Ximen Qing's body. Isn't she completely insane? And that's not all, she also wanted me to summon Kato Taka's body. Please, that guy is still alive! That crazy woman went to buy a map, saying she's going to Japan to kill Kato Taka, and then she wants me to summon the young Kato Taka's body. Boss, I really can't take it anymore. Why don't you just give me a quick death!"

This toilet is really creative.

"master."

A toilet carrying a plastic bag appeared behind Wang Taiyi.

Wang Jiu couldn't help but shudder when he saw the toilet.


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