Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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As they walked out of the hospital, Azu looked back, thinking to herself, "Dad, you must take good care of yourself. I have so many surprises for you."

"Auntie, what are you daydreaming about? Let's go!"

Today, Max accompanied Azu.

Azu opened the Ferrari's door, started the car, and looked at Max in the passenger seat.

"What? You're not planning to go home today?"

Both Max and Azu have houses outside, and sometimes they don't want to go home, so they stay outside. Most of the time, the two brothers live together.

"Won't come back."

Max raised his bandaged hand.

"Hey! Ah Zu, you're finally starting to make it big. When will I ever get to rise up? The boss doesn't care about me at all. All he does is make me train and masturbate. I feel like he doesn't value me at all. The tasks he makes me do are all about collecting porn. Ugh... I'm going crazy. I want to improve too!"

For once, Azu offered him some words of advice.

"Mais, don't be like this. There's a reason why our brother made these arrangements. You have to trust him."

"Ah~~"

Max went berserk:

"I feel like none of you have high hopes for me. Why? Do you really know me? You all think I'm just a nerdy guy who loves masturbating."

Ah Zu's advice to people is always the same: "No more."

"Alright, stop going crazy. Everyone knows how low your emotional intelligence is. Don't interfere with my driving."

"I have low emotional intelligence? I have an IQ of 180 and you say I have low emotional intelligence? You don't understand me at all!"

Azu drives the Ferrari with one hand.

"Don't I know you? Every time you go to the toilet and there's no sound of peeing, only the sound of the toilet flushing, that means you're masturbating!"

Mais argued, "I was blowing my nose!"

"Then why do you flush the toilet?"

Azu said again.

"We were staying out before, and your room suddenly went silent because you were wearing headphones and about to watch porn and masturbate!"

Max blushed; even his closest friends wouldn't admit to something like this.

"I was playing a video game!"

"Then why did you draw the curtains?"

Azu continued:

"When we all go to shower after exercising, your penis is always covered in toilet paper..."

"Hey!"

Maes put one hand on Azu's shoulder.

"Ah Zu! I was wrong, don't say anymore, just drive carefully."

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"Ha~~~"

Wang Taiyi stretched.

"Zhilan, let's just find a place to eat. Why bother with French food? What's so great about snails? Truffles aren't that great either; they won't give you any hallucinations."

"Shut up."

Lei Zhilan put her arm around Wang Taiyi's waist.

"We've never eaten at a fancy restaurant together before, so you have to come with me today."

Wang Taiyi curled his lip.

"What? The Bone-Tasting Restaurant isn't high-end enough? Those Michelin Level 3 chefs you mentioned, their culinary skills can't even compare to a chopping board at the Bone-Tasting Restaurant."

"It's Samsung! Oh, shut up! We're here for the atmosphere and the service. Come on in."

Wang Taiyi and Lei Zhilan entered the restaurant with little interest.

As soon as he sat down, Wang Taiyi noticed a familiar face sitting diagonally across from him... Chen Haonan!

The woman having dinner with Chan Ho-nam was not Little Stutterer, but a woman that Wong Tai-yee had never seen before.

Old Wang immediately perked up.

Something's up here!

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Chapter 206 Chen Haonan's Monologue

My name is Chan Ho-nam.

I was never good at studying from a young age. I knew from childhood that it was impossible to get ahead in life through studying. Fortunately, I had some advantages: I was good at fighting, good-looking, and loyal. These were my assets as the leader of the kids.

In the Tsz Wan Shan area, I'm king when I'm under 15!

Everything changed because of that football match. That day, a few of my buddies and I were playing football on the field when we hit a man wearing a leather jacket. The man was drinking Coke and talking to his underlings about things like "cutting people" and "collecting debts." To be honest, I envied him. Coke, back then I would hesitate even before drinking a bottle of Vitasoy.

That man's name was Liang Kun. Without saying a word, he gave me a Coke bottle and even tried to lecture me. At that moment, I thought to myself, I will definitely avenge this bottle in my lifetime. Nobody knows that I, Chen Haonan, have a flaw that I have hidden very well - I hold grudges!

At that time, the local boss, Brother B, stepped in to stop him. Don't let his short stature, rude speech, and ugly appearance fool you; Brother B is a big shot. I knew then that this was an opportunity, so I knelt down and begged him to take me on as his underling. Maybe I was born to be a gangster, because Brother B actually accepted me.

Back then, Brother B had a leader named Big Head. Big Head was tall, handsome, and a good fighter, but I felt he was inferior to me. In fact, it turned out that Brother B valued me and gave me special attention. Some of his underlings were dissatisfied and gossiped behind my back that I was Brother B's illegitimate son, and some even said I was his pet rabbit. I secretly remembered the people who said those things, and later when we fought with other gangs, I put them on the front lines of the fight.

My first turning point in life came when Big B got into trouble. Big B had killed someone and needed someone to take the blame. They said the scapegoat would only serve three or four years. Big Head and I were the two most outstanding under Big B. The boss made us draw lots to decide who would take the fall. I deliberately didn't speak first. Sure enough, Big Head volunteered without hesitation. Big B comforted Big Head, saying it was okay, he'd be the boss again after he got out. I watched all this, thinking to myself, how could it be so simple? But I didn't show it. Instead, I showed a regretful expression that someone had taken my chance. Big B saw through my act. I knew he saw it. I did it on purpose!

Things weren't that simple after all. Da Tou was sentenced to eight years. I was right after all. Eight years! How many eight-year periods does one have in a lifetime?

From then on, I became Big B's right-hand man, and everything went smoothly for me. I was like the protagonist in a novel, and everything went well for me, until... I met that man, my nemesis for life!

When I first met Tung Wong Tsai Wang Tai-yi, I didn’t know he was one of the underlings of Leung Kwan. I even treated him to a meal because he was handsome and could fight, just like the old Big Head. I wanted to recruit him as my underling. Wouldn’t it mean I was better if I could have someone like that as my underling?

I never expected that he would be one of Leung Kwan's favorites. You know, Leung Kwan is my enemy. I'll remember that soda bottle from when we were kids for the rest of my life.

One day I killed Leung Kwan's sworn brother, Ba Bi. Leung Kwan then had Tung Wong Tsai teach us a lesson. I experienced Tung Wong Tsai's power for the first time. He pinned me to the ground and rubbed me in the dirt, and even splashed paint on me. I knew he was intentionally letting me go, but I couldn't let this humiliation go, so he also ended up on my list of enemies.

Things got really weird after that. Dong Huangzai’s rise to power was just ridiculous. I don’t know how he did it. He became a tycoon. And you’re a tycoon and you’re still involved in gangs? Isn’t that just plain crazy?

This lunatic likes to mess with me, always messing with me, treating me like a joke. What's worse, he even tried to seduce my girlfriend while she had amnesia. Humph! I remember all of that.

What truly changed me was the funeral of my good brother's best brother, Jiang Tiansheng. I watched him turn Jiang Tiansheng's funeral into something extraordinary, almost like he was going to release an album about his corpse, and yet nothing happened. I knew I couldn't openly confront him; I had to submit to him, I had to quietly work hard and then subdue everyone.

But it seems to have been of no use. It's like my luck has run out. Well, I can't say that. I'm just not as good as Donghuangzai. I'm far, far worse.

Hung Hing changed its leader. I originally thought the new leader would pamper and love me like Chiang Tin-sang did, since they were brothers. But it turns out he actually liked that Tung Wong Tsai guy.

Although I became a gang leader, things didn't go as planned. I thought that becoming the boss would give me everything, but I didn't expect things to be so simple. Although I had money, I was still far behind other gang leaders. If I wasn't afraid of being gossiped about, I would have really wanted to take the money out of Brother B's hands, who had become an idiot.

I'm so depressed and frustrated. I have to admit, jealousy has distorted me beyond recognition. I crave to vent, to find someone to talk to about my frustration, but there's no one. Who can I talk to? My brothers? Chicken and the others only talk about girls and killing people. Can I talk to Little Stutterer? Can I tell her that I'm jealous of Tung Wong-jai, especially since Tung Wong-jai played me for pursuing her? Although I say I don't care, I'm still a little uncomfortable inside.

My little stutterer has been pestering me to get married lately, it's so annoying! What's the point of getting married if I haven't made something of myself? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I've started to dislike going home.

Fortunately, I met a woman named Aye. The name itself has a certain charm; the night, after all, can inspire endless imagination.

I get along very well with Aye. She listens to my troubles and my dreams. I enjoy the time I spend with her.

I admit, my heart has wandered, but so what? I'm not the kind of man in this world who can fall in love with two women at the same time, am I? Donghuangzai has two girls to himself.

The ancients said that it was normal for a great man to have three wives and four concubines, let alone an outstanding man like me. I believe that Little Stutterer will understand me.

I've been spending several days with Aye, and I've decided to win her over tonight. I think I've been a gentleman; isn't it gentlemanly enough that I didn't book a room on the very first day we met?

I've got everything planned. Today, I'll first have an expensive French meal with Ah Ye, then take a walk to digest, and then head straight to the hotel. Everything's ready: Spanish mosquitoes, Indian oil, size X condoms. Tonight, I'm going to completely conquer this woman.

But why do I always feel like I'm being watched while I'm eating? It's like someone is staring at me from behind.

So I looked back, and that one glance sent a shock through me.

What did I see? It was Donghuangzai! Why was he here? Okay, that's not a big deal, but why was he taking pictures of me with his phone?

What does he want to do?

In an instant, I had a bad feeling.

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Chapter 207 A Regrettable Thing

What does it feel like to be discovered cheating by someone you know? It feels like sitting on pins and needles, like having a thorn in your back, like having a fishbone stuck in your throat.

That's how Chen Haonan felt. The salt-baked snails that he thought were delicious just now were now scratching his throat.

"Cough! Cough!..."

"Anan, are you alright?"