Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Xiao Gu, do you know? Actually... I am your biological father."

"......"

In a single sentence, he saw through something astonishing. Xiao Gu's mouth gaped open, Gong Wei's toothpick fell out of his mouth, and Gao Jin... Gao Jin lowered his head and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Mr. Wang! There's a child here, please don't talk nonsense!" Gong Wei was furious.

Wang Taiyi clutched his chest as if he couldn't breathe.

"Xiao Gu, I really am your father, believe me! You have to believe me!"

"enough."

Gong Wei pulled Xiao Gu behind him.

"Mr. Wang, this is an insult. If you continue like this, I will have no choice but to be rude to you."

Wang Taiyi stood up, bowed her head, and wiped away her tears, thinking to herself, "So what if you're impolite? Who can you beat here? With a child's flail tied to your rope?"

Looking up again, Old Wang's expression was still sad.

"Now that things have come to this, there are some things I have to say. I thought I would take this secret to my grave, but I just couldn't hold back when I saw Xiao Gu today."

Wang Taiyi looked up at the sky.

"That year, I was just a child. My family lived in Beijing. I was childhood sweethearts with the older sister next door. I thought we would grow up together, from school to wedding. Everything was fine until the year she turned 18. Her despicable father actually married her off to a soldier for a dowry of 200 yuan. And that soldier later became a policeman. That's you, Gong Wei!"

Gong Wei had a strange expression and didn't say anything.

Wang Taiyi continued.

"Back then, marriages were arranged by parents and matchmakers, and we couldn't defy them. The night before my sister's wedding, we..."

Wang Taiyi wiped away his tears.

"That night, she didn't reject me; that night, I hurt her; that night, I was covered in sweat; that night, I was infatuated with her."

"Later, she got married, and our family moved to Hong Kong Island to develop our careers. We were separated for more than eight years."

"Little Gu!"

Wang Taiyi looked at Xiao Gu.

"Does your mother often space out by herself?"

Little Gu nodded.

"That's right, your mother was thinking about me, her unrequited love, when she was spacing out."

Gong Wei is never home, and the family is so poor they don't even have a TV. What else can his wife do but sit around in a daze? This is just something to fool Xiao Gu, the kid.

"So, Xiao Gu, I'm your father!"

"Look how alike we are! Look at our eyes!"

"..."

Wang Taiyi has double eyelids, while Gong Wei and his son have single eyelids.

"Look at our mouths!"

"..."

Wang Taiyi has slightly thicker lips, while Gong Wei and his son have thinner lips.

"Look at us... look at our gender!"

Xiao Gu asked in confusion:

"But Uncle, your Mandarin doesn't sound like the local dialect at all."

"Why wouldn't I want to? Listen."

Wang Taiyi cleared his throat.

"Bullshit, f***ing bullshit, what the hell!"

Gong Wei couldn't listen any longer and finally spoke up. He could tell that Wang Taiyi was definitely seriously ill.

“Mr. Wang, that’s enough. Is this funny? My wife and I are childhood sweethearts. How come I didn’t know you were my neighbor? Besides, my wife is from a single-parent family and has no father.”

"........."

After a moment of deathly silence, Wang Taiyi looked up at the sky again.

"I remember that year, I had a distant cousin..."

........

Chapter 164 Tough Sticky Candy

Golden Night Building.

The familiar basement, the familiar room, the familiar stench.

When Pu Guang woke up, the room that gave him nightmares was the one he saw.

Now all he can think about is how to escape. He's given up on the deal. He can keep quiet, but can his underlings? Damn it, just the day before he and his underlings had discussed the specific action plan, and they even had the bomb placement diagrams ready. Now it's all over.

"Squeak~~~"

The door was opened, and Pu Guang looked over, immediately taking two steps back.

Kangaroo King Kong stood at the door.

This kangaroo was one of the two that fought with Pu Guang. Pu Guang recognized it because he had bitten off half of the kangaroo's ear.

King Kong has been eating better lately, and he's gotten noticeably bigger – this is the plus version.

The problem is... how come this beast can still open the door?

Seeing the chubby figure behind the kangaroo, I understand.

Enemies like rats are especially hostile when they meet.

King Kong hopped and skipped over to Pu Guang. King Kong was 220 cm tall, while Pu Guang was 183 cm. King Kong looked down at Pu Guang and looked up at him. The two stared at each other, and then King Kong's evil face twitched. Was that a mockery?

Pu Guang was furious. He, a notorious bandit, had been mocked by a mere kangaroo. He was determined to die a glorious death, not let these people, especially not a beast, play him to death.

"Whoosh!"

Pu Guang lashed out with his whip at Jin Gang's lower limbs.

"Snapped!"

The kangaroo remained completely still. Its hind leg muscles were incredibly strong; if you shaved its fur, you would find that its muscles were comparable to those of bodybuilders.

Seeing the puzzled look on Jin Gang's donkey-like face, Pu Guang attacked again, delivering a punch with three strikes aimed directly at the Zhongfu, Tanzhong, and Qihai acupoints.

Pu Guang was careless. Can animals be like humans? They don't have any acupoints. However, those three punches still hurt King Kong. King Kong realized that this human with chewy hair was going to challenge him.

The kangaroo's paws are similar to those of a human. King Kong stretched out its front paws and grabbed Pu Guang's shoulder, using its tail to support the entire kangaroo. Its two thick and powerful thighs kicked Pu Guang's lower abdomen.

"Ah~~"

Pu Guang screamed in pain and was kicked several more times by King Kong. Pu Guang managed to break free of King Kong by taking off his trench coat and then tried to dodge around the room, but how could his strength compare to that beast King Kong?

10 minute later.

When Fei Xue came in with her two underlings, she saw Pu Guang sitting in Jin Gang's lap with a look of utter despair. Jin Gang's two legs were wrapped around Pu Guang's waist, and his two front paws were gripping Pu Guang's shoulders like lovers.

"Infinite Amitabha!"

Fei Xue spoke in a calm tone.

“King Kong, there is a difference between humans and rats; you have overstepped that line.”

King Kong couldn't understand a thing; he just kept sniffing at Pu Guang's bald head.

“My brother is compassionate.”

Fei Xue took out a remote control, pressed the button, and the collar around King Kong's neck began to discharge electricity. The electric current made King Kong's fur stand on end, and he immediately jumped up and shrank to the corner to stand at attention.

Fei Xue glanced at Jin Gang and then came to Pu Guang.

“It’s nice to meet you again, Benefactor Pu. Now it’s my turn.”

......

"Brother! What time is it? Can you hurry up and go where you're supposed to be? I still want to sleep."

After his attempt to sow discord failed, Gong Wei became entangled with Wang Taiyi. Sure enough, he had just sent Xiao Gu away when this guy showed up at Wang Taiyi's villa again.

Wang Taiyi sat on the sofa, looking at Gong Wei standing opposite him with a bit of annoyance. This guy sneaked into the villa like a ghost, without anyone noticing. If it weren't for the even more mysterious toilet, no one would have discovered his infiltration.

Little did Gong Wei know that he was also shocked. He hadn't expected that Wang Taiyi had more than just Gao Jin as a master by his side. There was also a female master in his house. He had just sneaked into the villa when this woman discovered him. If he hadn't heard the sound of her sucking her saliva, he wouldn't have known that someone was standing behind him.

"Tell me, what do you want?"

Gong Wei subtly shifted his position, feeling uncomfortable with the gaze from the toilet behind him.

"Mr. Wang, I don't know if what you said before is true or false..."

"Are you talking about Xiao Gu? It's true, I'm his father."