Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Shengfan nodded. With the support of two big shots, Shengfan was confident in becoming the leader.

"Thanks for your support, Yaoyang, but my older brother is a dinosaur..."

Lei Yaoyang waved his hand.

"You don't need to worry about this. Since I support you, then there's no need for dinosaurs to exist."

That damn dinosaur, you don't give me any face. I asked you to meet and you didn't show up. If you don't give me any face, then find someone else who will. If you can't handle Donghuangzai, you can certainly handle me.

Lei Yaoyang had been plotting to kill Dinosaur since the last time Dinosaur stood him up. Compared to Dinosaur, Shengfan was easier to control; he was ambitious but stupid.

"Hehe, okay, that's great, I'll listen to Brother Yaoyang."

Lei Yaoyang frowned. This inadequate language and this foolish, portrait-like appearance were truly inelegant.

"Hey, you bastard, Tuen Mun is such a big place, are you confident you can manage it well? Or rather, without the dinosaurs, will those underlings still obey you?"

The uncivilian immediately expressed their opinion.

"Don't worry, Yaoyang. I'm the leader of the Dinosaurs. As long as the Dinosaurs are dead, everyone will definitely support me to take over."

Lei Yaoyang nodded noncommittally.

"In Hung Hing, only Tuen Mun is exclusively staffed by members of the same faction. Moreover, Tuen Mun is so large that if you become the leader of Tuen Mun, you'll at least be considered above average among the twelve hall masters of Hung Hing..."

The savage replied:

"Tuen Mun is definitely big. I sometimes get lost myself, but if I were the boss, I would make it bigger and bigger, just like my lover, Da Lei!"

"......"

Lei Yaoyang paused and said:

"Getting lost in Tuen Mun is not uncommon, but you must never lose your way in life or career."

"Brother Yaoyang, you speak with such wisdom. Although I don't understand what you're saying, I can tell you're full of knowledge."

Yaoyang said that he and Fei Lao Lai would fully support Sheng Fan's rise to power, but if he became the leader of Hung Hing, he should not forget his help.

"If you want to be the leader, it's not enough to just take down the dinosaurs. There will definitely be people competing with you. You need to be aware of that. You need to have your own ideas about Tuen Mun and the development of the community."

"Don't worry, Brother Yaoyang, who knows Tuen Mun better than me?"

"Oh?"

Seeing how confident the absurdist was, Lei Yaoyang also became somewhat interested.

What are your thoughts on the development of Tuen Mun?

"We'll just do it. Whoever doesn't submit will be dealt with. Then we'll gather a whole bunch of underlings and see who dares to challenge me."

"........"

Which is the closest triad society to Tuen Mun?

"Who cares? If you're not happy, just fight him."

What is the monthly income in Tuen Mun?

"Love is love, it's just a small matter, who knows what it is?"

"What are the specialties of Tuen Mun?"

The savage clapped his hands.

"I know that, it's a Tuen Mun specialty, the 'Pervert'!"

Why bother chatting with this idiot? He made a stupid mistake. After leaving a message to take good care of his injury, Lei Yaoyang turned and left.

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Chapter 148 Be My Son

"Brother Tai, it really has nothing to do with me. You know my older brother Han Bin is smart, so it's not surprising that he could guess that you stole the car. I didn't say anything."

Han Bin's visit to demand the car caused quite a stir. After receiving the news, Dinosaur rushed to Jinxiao Building to explain the situation to Lao Wang. He didn't want to give back the 200 million he had in his hands.

Old Wang glanced at the dinosaur.

"What do you mean I stole it? You're the one who stole it. You stole the car, and then felt you weren't good enough for it, so you gave it back to me."

"...Fine, whatever you say."

Wang Taiyi looked at the dinosaur with annoyance.

"What do you mean by saying whatever I say goes? It is true, but this whole thing has blown up so much today, it's made me lose face, and I'm furious right now!"

The dinosaur shrank back on the sofa in fear. He knew those lines well; Handsome Kun used to say them all the time, and after saying them, he'd always have his girlfriend play a tune for him, no matter the occasion. Could it be that Old Wang also...?

"Brother Tai, don't do this, I'm scared! I don't like this kind of thing."

The dinosaur knew Old Wang's fighting prowess; if they were to fight, it would definitely get rubbed in. If Old Wang were to force it to undergo a nucleic acid test, would it even be able to live a decent life?

When Wang Taiyi saw the dinosaur's appearance, he knew exactly what it was thinking. Enraged, he flicked his cigarette butt directly at the dinosaur's forehead.

"Go to hell, what are you thinking? Even if you're willing, I'm not. Look at your bushy beard."

"That's good," the dinosaur breathed a sigh of relief, then touched his beard. "Isn't my beard good enough? My round face, buzz cut, and full beard are so cool."

Wang Taiyi lit another cigarette.

"Anyway, I'll compensate you. I'll pay back my debts as a brother, and I'll get my face back."

The dinosaur turned its pockets inside out.

"Brother Tai, I'm out of money right now. I've already spent it all."

Wang Taiyi frowned.

"Is it all gone? I only gave you two million, and it's gone so quickly? Did you go gambling?"

The dinosaur smiled smugly.

"How much money can you make gambling? I'm going to do business, real investment. Brother Tai, do you know Huaye Company? Their boss, Ma Zhihua, is my brother. The money invested in him yields a return of over 40%, guaranteed to make money. Why don't you invest some?"

Ma Zhihua of Huaye Company? That sounds familiar. Usually, guys whose names sound familiar but whom Old Wang can't quite place are probably not decent people.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense. I don't want your money; I want you to compensate me elsewhere."

The dinosaur has its arms crossed over its chest.

"Wha...what kind of compensation?"

Old Wang was furious.

"If you keep making that stupid face, believe me, I'll teach you some imitation boxing! I haven't even gotten rid of those two kangaroos in the basement yet!"

"No, no, Brother Tai, just say what you want to do. I don't have any talent for martial arts, and I can't learn the imitation boxing style."

"Whoo~~~"

Wang Taiyi exhaled a smoke ring.

"I want you to become my godfather."

"cough!!"

The dinosaur almost choked to death because it couldn't catch its breath.

"Godfather... Godfather? Brother, you're going too far. You're several years younger than me. Calling you brother is fine, but calling you godfather makes me afraid my deadbeat father will show up in the middle of the night and take me away."

Wang Taiyi leaned back on the sofa as if he were giving a lesson to a dinosaur.

"Isn't it common for people in gangs to have godfathers? As the saying goes, the most powerful person is the father. I'm more powerful than you, so it's great to have me as your godfather. I'll stand up for you if you need anything, and you'll even get lucky money during the New Year. If I spread the word that I'm recruiting godsons, the line of applicants could stretch all the way to France."

The dinosaur stared at Wang Taiyi with its pair of goldfish eyes.

"Brother Tai, I also went to kindergarten. What kind of old saying is that? You want me to become your godfather just to embarrass my older brother Han Bin, right? We are brothers. If I call you godfather, does that mean he should also become your godfather?"

Did they notice?

"I don't care, I'm going to get my face back. You better figure out a way, or I'll make your life miserable."

It really is a case of the younger brother paying for the older brother's debt.

"Brother Tai, why don't you just go and cause trouble for my brother? Why make things difficult for an innocent person like me?"

"You're not innocent just because you're his brother. As for causing him trouble... I'm too lazy to even think about it."

The dinosaur scratched its head.

"Or... should I steal the car again?"

"Humph!"

Wang Taiyi said arrogantly:

"I don't care anymore. Just give me a way to vent my anger, or I'll teach you kangaroo boxing."

Dinosaur knows how crazy Wang Taiyi is, so we mustn't let him get to us. We need to figure out a way to get past him first, then go out and hide for a few days until Old Wang finds something new to have fun with before coming back. Luckily, my new girlfriend is from the north. She says she has a tea plantation at home and is quite wealthy. I'll accompany her back to her hometown for a few days.

"Well, don't worry, Brother Tai."

The dinosaurs made a solemn vow.