Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

Chapter 303 Physiology and Hygiene Class

Zheng Wenli turned and ran away.

Zheng Baoli chased after him.

Just as they reached the courtyard, Ding Dahu returned, looking completely bewildered as Zheng Wenli ran away, one hand covering his face and the other his backside.

"What happened? Who caused this trouble? Why are you running around like that?"

"Ding Dahu, your daughter is a shameless woman!"

Zheng Wenli was furious but had nowhere to vent his anger, so he cursed at Ding Dahu.

Ding Dahu was so angry that he almost swung a shovel at his backside.

"Who the hell are you cursing?"

Zheng Wenli didn't even get into the car; he just drove off along the road.

Zheng Baoli quickly got into the car, turned around, and chased after him.

Ding Mei chased Zheng Wenli away and put her arms around Lu Yao's neck:

"How's it going, Brother Wa? Are you relieved now?"

Lu Yao gave a wry smile and kissed her as a reward.

But in my heart, I thought, I don't need to worry about Zheng Shuang anymore, I should just focus on having Lu Shuang.

Even if we can't be husband and wife, I will cherish and protect her as my daughter for the rest of my life.

People always say that a daughter is her father's lover from a past life, I wonder if it's true!

I just don't know if the child I have with Ding Mei will be as cute as Zheng Shuang.

When Ding Dahu asked Xie Chunfang, she said that Zheng Wenli and Ding Mei had a falling out, probably because she saw Lu Yao embracing Ding Mei.

Ding Dahu also let out a long sigh:

"What's meant to be will be, it's fate!"

Besides, I feel that although Zheng Wenli usually seems honest and unassuming, he turns on me the moment he gets a little provoked. If I really give him Xiao Meizi, I wonder if he will treat her well after the novelty wears off!

Zheng Wenli felt as if he had been bitten by a cat or eaten by a mouse, a truly unpleasant feeling.

Right now, I just want to be by myself for a while.

After turning the corner, we disappeared into a small alley.

Zheng Baoli turned the car around and drove over, but couldn't find him.

I drove around the village looking for him.

Zheng Wenli ran while crying.

I felt embarrassed in front of my dad.

After much persuasion, I finally convinced my dad to come with me, only to witness this scene.

The person you love is in another man's arms.

This is even more painful than being harmed by another man.

What will Director Yang think of me? What will my father think of me? How will Lu Yao look at me when we meet in the future...?

It's like I'm too ashamed to live anymore.

He was wandering around the village looking for a secluded spot to have a good cry.

Just then, my dad's car drove up from the alley ahead.

As soon as he heard the engine, he jumped over the wall and entered a courtyard.

Lying prone in the snowdrift.

I was waiting for the jeep to pass by when I was about to get up.

As soon as the door opened, a woman came out carrying a basin of water, splashing it everywhere.

It was poured onto the snowdrift.

People leave this snowdrift in their yard to pour out dirty water.

This splashed water all over Zheng Wenli's head and face.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

When you're down on your luck, you can choke even when you drink cold water, and you can even hurt your back when you fart.

She managed to get her dad covered in swill while trying to hide from him.

The woman also spotted Zheng Wenli.

Startled, she screamed, "Who are you?"

The people inside heard this and came out to see.

"Are you Zheng Wenli?"

I never expected to find someone in this mountain village who recognized me.

Looking up, I was surprised to see Jing Youxiang, a nurse from the county hospital.

"It's you again? You're my jinx! I'm already like this, and you still pour cold water on me... Ugh, there are even pickled cabbage leaves..."

Jing Youxiang couldn't help but laugh as she looked at Zheng Wenli, who was covered in sauerkraut leaves:

"It wasn't me who splashed it, it was Sister Xilian who splashed it."

Xilian recognized Jing Youxiang and quickly apologized:

"Sorry, bro, I had no idea what you were doing lying in the snow. You scared me half to death; I thought you were going to steal a chicken."

Jing Youxiang quickly pulled Zheng Wenli into the house and started tearing off his clothes:

"Come on, take these off and put them on the kang (heated brick bed) to dry in a bit. Take off your pants too. I want to see if your bottom is better before you're discharged."

Startled, Zheng Wenli quickly covered his waistband with both hands.

Seeing a beautiful woman sitting on the kang (heated brick bed), his eyes widened involuntarily.

"Who is this?"

"My older sister, Yuan Shumei."

Jing Youxiang is now very affectionate towards Yuan Shumei.

I just came over and told Yuan Shumei that I ran into Lu Yao and Ding Mei.

Lu Yao has no shame; he and Ding Mei were all lovey-dovey in the street, it was so nauseating.

They felt indignant on behalf of Yuan Shumei, saying that Ding Mei was not as good as Yuan Shumei, who had a job and was beautiful, and that Lu Yao had no taste.

If it were in the past, Yuan Shumei would definitely have refuted it, saying that she had no relationship with Lu Yao.

But now that Jing Youxiang has said this, Yuan Shumei feels that it makes some sense.

Although Xiao Meizi is pretty, she is still a country girl and lacks worldly experience, so she is not a good match for Lu Yao.

At this moment, Zheng Wenli stared straight at her, and Yuan Shumei quickly pulled the quilt to cover her legs, which were only covered by long underwear.

Jing Youxiang waved her hand in front of Zheng Wenli's eyes:

"Hey, what are you doing? You've taken a fancy to our Sister Shumei?"

Startled, Zheng Wenli quickly turned around:

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not that kind of person!"

He thought to himself that this girl was pretty, but not as pretty as Ding Mei.

The thought of Ding Mei makes me feel terrible.

Tears welled up in her eyes.

Jing Youxiang couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Who beat you up? You were so scared that you hid in the snow and your eyes were full of tears."

Seeing Zheng Wenli looking a bit pitiful, she even felt a protective instinct towards him.

……

Lu Yao and Ding Mei were snuggling together on the kang (heated brick bed).

Ding Dahu kept sending Xie Chunfang over to check on things.

I'm afraid Ding Mei will be fooled by Lu Yao and lose control of her spending.

Lu Yao was well aware that the elderly couple were watching him.

A moment later, the door opened, and Xie Chunfang quietly came in, pretending to check the stove in the outer room and add some firewood.

Actually, I was just eavesdropping on what the two of them were doing.

He went out for a while, and then came back.

I went back and forth several times.

Lu Yao deliberately asked Ding Mei loudly, "Do you still want to know how to have a baby?"

Ding Mei was still lying in Lu Yao's arms.

I didn't even notice who came and went in the outer room.

I casually said, "Didn't you already say we'd sleep together?"

"That wasn't detailed enough, let me explain it to you in more detail."

"OK."

Ding Mei just wanted to lie down with Lu Yao right now. What they talked about didn't matter; the main thing was being able to lie on Lu Yao's lap however she wanted.

Lu Yao pinched her face but she didn't move, and he touched her neck but she didn't move either.

Even when he reached inside her collar, she didn't move; she just blushed.

Wherever Lu Yao touched her, she would touch Tiger Girl in return.

Lu Yao then began to explain physiological hygiene to her in detail.

This article explains how a married couple can have children.

They completely ignored Xie Chunfang, who was squatting in the kitchen outside.

Ding Mei felt embarrassed and buried her face in the crook of Lu Yao's legs.

Xie Chunfang was also very interested.

Damn, this kid knows too much.

Ding Mei suddenly looked up and asked:

"So you mean, the only way for a couple to have a child is through that?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"So you're saying my stepmother never had any children because my dad never had sex with her?"

Lu Yao laughed and said, "You'll have to ask your stepmother about that. I'll call her in."

Xie Chunfang was so frightened that she scrambled away.

She was afraid that Lu Yao, that silly boy, would actually come over and ask her if Ding Dahu had... you know.

Although she was embarrassed by Lu Yao's verbal teasing, she still felt warm inside.

When she got back, she saw Ding Dahu sitting on the kang (a heated brick bed), so she got on the kang too, just like Ding Mei lay on Lu Yao's lap.

"Big Tiger, tell me, how do men and women have children when they're together?"

"What the hell's wrong with you, you woman? You're a barren hen, why are you asking about having babies? Even the best corn seeds are wasted if you sow them in saline-alkali soil!"

Xie Chunfang pouted: "Hmph, you don't understand romance at all. Why don't you tell her something? She wants to hear it."

Ding Dahu chuckled: "What's the point of talking? I'll give you a practical lesson tonight."