Dimensional demons mixed in with Marvel

Chapter 34 Deadpool: I killed myself!

Manhattan, JPMorgan Chase Bank.

On the day of payday, the bank lobby was bustling with activity, but what made it even more lively was a strange figure in a red bodysuit.

"discriminate!"

"This is blatant discrimination! Why can't I store my love nest here?!"

"A piece of broken wood?!"

"Say that again if you dare! This is a top-quality mahogany coffin. I want to see your bank manager. I demand VIP service!!"

Deadpool, who can't afford a single penny, is carrying his large coffin and wailing at the bank staff.

The glass of the counter was almost shattered, and next to him, a heavy mahogany coffin was placed upright on the polished marble floor.

The scene looked rather eerie.

"Sir, I'm sorry."

"If you continue to disrupt normal order, we will have to take security measures."

The saleswoman wore a professional smile, but she was actually trembling with fear.

She had tried to press the alarm more than once.

But the madman in front of me jumped on the counter, his whole face pressed against the glass.

He... he was even carrying a knife.

Is he planning to rush in and kill himself with a single blow?!

That's absolutely terrifying.

"What?!"

"Are you going to have security throw me out?!"

"I just wanted to open a safe, is that too much to ask?!"

Deadpool, carrying his precious coffin, wreaks havoc in the bank lobby.

The commotion quickly attracted the attention of many people around, who all looked towards the counter.

After all, such a lively scene is not something you see very often.

at the same time.

A woman with an aggressive air rolled up the sleeves of her leather jacket.

He charged straight at Deadpool...

"You damn bastard, you dare show your face again? I'll smash you to death with one punch!"

……

Jessica was furious.

Please, she had finally made it to payday, and this was the first time in her life she had ever received a salary.

We must have a big meal tonight to celebrate with Junxiong.

correct.

Ma Xiaoling and Yue Qiluo can also be invited to join the new tenants.

Jessica was surprised to feel the long-lost liveliness.

result……

As soon as I entered the bank lobby, I witnessed an unbearable scene.

"They must have come with us."

"Stalker, psychopath, and carrying that coffin, I'm going to tear you in two."

Jessica decided to teach Deadpool a lesson he wouldn't forget.

With a gloomy face, she rushed towards the counter, twisting her wrist as if to punch someone.

"Jessica, calm down!"

"Seriously? You invited me here just so I'd arrest you myself?!"

"Even if he's mentally ill, it's none of your business. You're not thinking of killing him, are you?!"

Misty Knight, who came from the NYPD, saw that something was wrong and grabbed Jessica's arm.

"My dear detective, you have no idea what's going on."

"That bastard in the red bodysuit stuck to me like a lump of mud."

"He not only followed me to my office, but he even talked about...love?!"

"His face under the hood looks like an avocado. I've never seen such a shameless bastard in the entire Hell's Kitchen!"

As she spoke, Jessica casually pointed to the chairs in the waiting area.

Still dressed in her Little Red Riding Hood outfit, Yue Qiluo was quietly cutting paper figures by herself.

Well, Jessica was getting angrier and angrier as she talked.

Misty looked over and saw that she really was a cute little girl.

If she was being afflicted by this kind of psychopath, it's no wonder Jessica was angry.

but……

"Alright."

"I know you're capable, but this isn't your office. The bank's security personnel will handle this..."

Misty had barely finished speaking.

"Help! Help! I'm going to sue you! Let me go!!"

Deadpool's screams sounded like a pig being slaughtered.

He was dragged along the ground in a very humiliating manner by the bank security guards on his left and right, and then thrown out like a chick.

"You don't need to do anything, right?"

"You've just been released from prison, and you finally managed to find a job at the welfare home."

"You and Junxiong get along very well. Don't ruin all the good things you have now because you can't control your temper."

"Look..."

Misty pointed to Toshio Saeki, who was hiding behind Jessica, head down, looking shy.

"You've scared the child."

"..."

Junxiong didn't speak, but simply raised his arm and pointed in a certain direction.

What's wrong?!

Jessica looked in that direction.

In the service lounge at the other end of the lobby, sat a beautiful blonde woman and a skinny old man.

It is worth noting that the old man kept winking at Junxiong.

and so……

"Old Deng!"

Jessica rolled up her sleeves again, ready to go up and ask what was going on.

"Calm down."

"They were just teasing the kid, why are you so angry?!"

"His body can't withstand one punch from you."

Misty was truly at her wit's end; no matter how she looked at him, he was just an ordinary old man holding a banana.

Please.

Jessica, do you have to be so quick-witted?

"Let's get down to business."

"Why did you rush to meet me today?!"

"Do you know that a few days ago, the Punisher opened fire at the Citibank building in Queens, and there's still no resolution to that."

Misty glanced at her phone; it was time to work overtime again. She said helplessly.

"I'm so busy I'm going crazy."

"Oh, it's important."

At this point, Jessica finally remembered, and she pulled Misty a couple of steps to the side.

"that……"

"If I told you I'd found something good, have you ever seen this before?!"

Misty watched as Jessica mysteriously pulled a heavy-looking piece of metal from her pocket, with strange patterns on it.

"What?"

"gold!"

……

The bank's back door.

Having successfully shaken off the security personnel's deadly presence, they sneaked back.

After entering the waiting area, I immediately spotted Yue Qiluo cutting paper figures.

"Darling, I'm here!"

"They're so mean! I was just trying to protect your coffin, what did I do wrong?"

Deadpool started rambling on and on to himself.

Yue Qiluo felt annoyed just looking at him; he was such a damn pest.

Rather...

I already tried it last time, and mind control didn't work on this bastard at all.

Damn it...

What's even more damning is that it seems like some kind of ghost is watching me.

"Is this the underworld police station in this area?!"

"Hate!"

Yue Qiluo's gaze fell on the blonde woman and the thin old man in the distance.

wrong……

From the perspective of an ordinary person, this is indeed the disguise they see.

but……

Yue Qiluo was able to see through the essence of things.

The aura belonged to the underworld; the woman was actually an old cowgirl, and the old man was a blond mercenary.

"A familiar face..."

What a coincidence!

The blond mercenary was the unfortunate soul who opened her coffin at the port and was strangled by her hair.

You've encountered Wade Wilson again and earned a small amount of Mischief Points.

[You discover that Wade Wilson has joined the "Pluto Patrol" and have earned a small amount of Mischief Points.]

Yue Qiluo's eyes darted around, and a mischievous smile appeared on her face. She had come up with a great idea.

"Hey, do you really like me?"

She spoke to Deadpool.

"right!"

"So you'll do whatever I ask you to do, right?"

"certainly!"

Yue Qiluo heard a satisfactory answer and pointed forward.

"Very well, then go and kill them now!"

You command Deadpool to hunt down "yourself," earning a large number of Mischief Points.