Chapter 277 So frightened he couldn't speak coherently
Chapter 277 So frightened he couldn't speak coherently
卡比兽
As everyone knows, if trained properly, this is a terrifyingly powerful Pokémon.
The prerequisite is that you must give several times more patience than other spirits. (And dozens of times more money.)
Otherwise, let alone training, the first thing to consider is how to support yourself and your pet.
Our gaze returns to the center of the circus.
Based on visual estimation, these two Snorlax are about 10 centimeters taller than the average.
Don't ask how I know this~
As long as Xuan Mingtian uses his brain, he can easily scan the nearly ruined so-called system to find out.
卡比兽
Height: 2.2 meters
Attribute: Normal
Features: thick fat
Aptitude: Half yellow, half green (Aptitude is ranked as follows: red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, with purple being the highest peak, capable of reaching the champion level. Level 3 gods are black, level 2 gods are black-gold, level 1 gods are gold. Finally, there are seven colors, which belong to the alpaca.)
Strength: Elite
Skills: Mount Tai Slam, Ultimate Impact, Farmer's Three Punches, Self-Sacrificing Charge, Destructive Beam...
Review: This is a highly trained... performance-oriented sprite. It possesses flexible and powerful limbs, and an even more impressively soft belly, making it the perfect cushion for falls from great heights. Of course, its belly is also the perfect source of cushioning for children to play and frolic in.
The stats of the other Snorlax are similar to this one.
According to Xuan Mingtian's guess, these are probably two brothers.
However, there was one thing that puzzled him the most. Was it possible that the circus ringmaster was setting the ticket prices so high because he had to support these two gluttons?
This isn't about whether or not you have the money...
Just like in his previous life, when people in the south went out for morning tea in the country he lived in.
Expensive food isn't a problem, but he'll argue with you for ages about the price of a pack of tissues.
They even bring their own tissues, just so they don't want to be taken advantage of.
……
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you've all seen trapeze artists. But I'm sure you've never seen anything like what we're doing."
The beautiful young woman on stage spoke, drawing all the audience's attention back to her.
(But to be fair, this young woman must smell really good~)
Unfortunately, after the young woman finished speaking, intermittent sighs rose from the audience.
People with any sense would naturally recognize the performance style of Snorlax and circus performers.
It's just tossing people into the air and letting these two gluttons catch them with their bellies.
Or does it mean that this Snorlax tossed another Snorlax into the air and caught it with its belly?
You've never seen a caterpillar run, but have you never seen a pig sleep?
Hearing the gasps from the audience, the young female host calmly said, "Oh dear, everyone, although many of you have seen trapeze artists, our circus act will definitely surprise you."
"Then hurry up! We're floating in mid-air, let's see how you make me think highly of you."
Xuan Mingtian, who was already impatient, spoke in his most childish voice, but with the most defiant words.
"Alright, alright, since the little one floating in mid-air has spoken, let's begin the performance."
The young woman watched as Xuan Mingtian and his group of more than a dozen people floated in the air, and at the same time, she observed them.
Some of them had the air of scholars, while others were young people, full of questions about new things.
Especially Xuan Mingtian and the other children, who were wearing jewelry or clothes of considerable quality or value.
As a host, I should have this much insight.
After all, these circuses usually travel all over the world. They know or have seen a considerable number of people.
Before long, after the young female host spoke.
The actors who were already prepared behind him quickly came to Snorlax's side.
One man and one woman form a group, and there are two groups in total.
Judging from their faces, all four people in these two groups appear to be quite young.
Xuan Mingtian guessed in his heart that they were definitely no more than 20 years old, and possibly even younger.
Moreover, judging from their body proportions and weight, they would not exceed 90 pounds.
This is definitely someone who has undergone special training specifically for aerial acrobatics.
It's important to know that aerial acrobatics isn't suitable for everyone.
First and foremost, you must not have a fear of heights.
Secondly: It requires sufficient courage.
Thirdly: Weight must be strictly controlled.
Fourth point: Train hard and hone your skills.
These four points are the most important.
Of course, there's one last thing~
……
Our attention returned to the performance venue.
A man and a woman were seen being held in the palms of two Snorlax.
At that moment, the room fell completely silent.
And these two groups and the two Snorlax stood there quietly.
"Snorlax, start your show and let everyone see what it means to be an aerial acrobat."
At the command of the young female host, the two Snorlaxes exerted all their strength and hurled the two people on their palms high into the air.
The speed at which it was thrown was fairly average.
However, the two groups of people kept changing their positions in the air.
First came a 360° rotation.
Then, Newton's laws came into play. After a spin, their bodies began to fall towards the ground.
Immediately afterwards, screams began to erupt from the audience.
"what……"
"Holy crap, holy crap..."
"The elves are murdering people..."
A cacophony of voices.
Because the two Snorlax simply stared at the person in the air, without making any move to lie down.
Even Xuan Mingtian, who seemed to have eaten the gall of a bear and the heart of a leopard, couldn't help but scream out loud.
At the same time, he shouted, "Little cutie, hurry and save him!"
Unfortunately, no matter how fast he shouted, it couldn't match the speed of a human freefalling from a height of several meters.
The four people were suspended in mid-air, feet down. Falling from that height, while not fatal, would almost certainly result in broken legs. (Of course, some unlucky ones might fall headfirst and be instantly killed.)
The four were getting closer and closer to the ground...
When everyone's hearts were in their throats.
At the critical moment, the two Snorlaxes caught the four people falling from the sky with their palms.
At the same time, due to the force being released, Snorlax's hands dropped by about 50 centimeters.
"Dear viewers, are you excited? Are you thrilled?"
Just ten seconds after the young female host finished speaking.
Various sounds began to emanate from the room.
"Holy crap, that scared me to death."
"Damn it, I thought the elf had gone out of control."
Upon seeing this scene, Xuan Mingtian spoke without hesitation: "Thulium radium nuts, that's terrifying!"
"Hahaha, this is exciting! Ladies and gentlemen, where's the cheering? Snorlax, let's continue our aerial acrobatics!"
As the young female host continued to speak, Snorlax revealed a squinting smile.
The audience responded with enthusiastic applause and cheers.
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