Chapter 265 A Rollercoaster-like Experience
Chapter 265 A Rollercoaster-like Experience
Thinking of yesterday, Xuan Mingtian suddenly collapsed to the ground with a thud.
At that time, it's fair to say that if it weren't for the little cutie, friends, family, and even the elves would have thought the other person had suddenly died.
However, as for the result...
For us, with our great wisdom, even if things have come to this, the only option is to pretend we're deaf and dumb. As long as we're not embarrassed, it's others who will be.
Therefore, regarding the situation that Xiaogang and the others are currently describing.
Xuan Mingtian only paused slightly before randomly starting a conversation. "By the way, it rained today, did the homeroom teacher say anything?"
"No, I saw it was raining when I woke up this morning. I called him right away, but he said it was okay."
See? This is the treatment you get when you have partners.
Whenever I can't get up in the morning, someone always helps me call and ask for leave, so I don't need to bother Xuan Mingtian at all.
Especially Yang Bin, whose smile couldn't be hidden when he started speaking.
It's almost like getting a rare Pokémon egg in an arcade.
"Brother, could you extend my gaming time a little bit today?"
Upon hearing his own younger brother's outlandish claim, Xuan Mingtian didn't hesitate to give him a murderous glare.
"Get lost! You still want to play games? You're dreaming! Have you finished reading the Pokémon Encyclopedia? Understood it? Are you familiar with the berries?"
"Uh……"
Three questions left Xuanwu Ye speechless for most of the day, unable to utter a single word.
Honestly, it's too late for him to regret it now. If he hadn't spoken up, he could have secretly played around, but now?
Tut tut...
"Have you taken good care of your own baby turtle? Or do you want a newly hatched turtle to lose its father?"
What a terrible guy! How could I have such a stupid younger brother? Back then…”
Seeing his own brother still wanting to keep rambling on, Xuanwu Ye suppressed the urge to punch him and directly interrupted him.
"Back then, I could run when I was two, write when I was three, read all the books in the study when I was four, and became the local bully when I was five, blah blah blah..."
You really are my older brother, please, can you please stop comparing me to others?
I know you're really good. Everyone under fifteen in town calls you Brother Tian.
Even some old men are forced to call you Brother Tian.
Although I'm not stupid, I'm just an ordinary person, and an average one at that.
People in business say you have to compare prices before you can buy anything. Does that mean you can throw me away later?
At this moment, in this situation.
As Xuanwu Ye spoke, his eyes became misty with tears, which slowly rolled down his cheeks.
However, Xiao Qingmei behind him was paying attention to his left hand.
Because the mouth in front is saying touching words, but the hands behind are constantly pinching the buttocks.
It can be said that those who are ruthless to themselves often earn people's respect (or fear).
"Alright, alright, you're a grown man, stop pissing your pants. I'll give you the most time this morning, you can play games or whatever you want. But you must study this afternoon."
Seeing her younger brother like this, she didn't notice the hand on his butt.
In the end, I softened.
At the same time~
After Xuan Mingtian finished speaking, his thoughts began to settle down.
My mind is filled with memories of everything from when I learned to walk until now.
Suddenly, I realized that I might be being a little too overly cautious.
He always demands that his family and friends exercise relentlessly. He always demands that his own spirit cultivate diligently.
They never consider the thoughts of those around them and always think that a crisis could come at any time.
Gradually, these fragments and dialogues kept appearing in my mind.
……
"Hey~ Big brother, wake up! Why are you spacing out?"
"Yes, yes~"
"That's right, that's right!"
Seeing the dazed Xuan Mingtian, Xiao Qingmei couldn't help but speak up.
Because of its appearance, it looks just like Slowpoke.
If he were to wear Slowpoke fur, people would definitely think they were two brothers.
"Oh...it's nothing, I was just lost in thought. What's wrong? Is something the matter?"
At Xiao Qingmei's call, Xuan Mingtian's thoughts suddenly stopped.
Looking up, he saw that it was Xiao Qingmei, waving her hands in front of him.
Other partners who were a step slower to react also shouted out.
I was afraid that the other person might suffer from the aftereffects of yesterday's overwork.
"Big brother, I want to report someone. Someone has lied to you."
Upon hearing Xiao Qingmei's words, Xuan Mingtian asked with doubt, "Oh? Then tell me, who exactly deceived my feelings?"
"Hmph~ Big brother, when Xiao Ye was talking to you just now, I saw him pinching his own butt with his left hand."
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire hall became so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
This shows that the environment at this moment is truly eerily quiet.
However, quiet times always pass quickly.
Xuan Mingtian remained silent for a few seconds after hearing Xiao Qingmei's words.
But when I turned my gaze back to my younger brother, I found that he had already turned around and was preparing to run away.
Unfortunately, how could the younger brother compare to the older brother?
Xuan Mingtian mustered all his strength, took a step forward, and patted his younger brother's shoulder with his right hand.
"Slap! Xuanwu Ye, what's wrong? Why are you turning around? Is it fun? Or are you trying to put on a show for us?"
Hearing the words behind him, which sounded like the coldest winter day in December, Xuanwu Ye couldn't help but shiver.
Unfortunately, just as he was about to take a step forward, he found that the pressure on his shoulder was increasing, making it impossible for him to move an inch.
Helpless, he turned his stiff and trembling body and said, "Brother...brother, hello...I was just about to go to the vegetable garden to pick fruits and vegetables, I'll be going now."
Nowadays, even Xuanwu Ye's voice trembles.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea flashed into his mind.
"Thump!"
The sound of kneeling down rang out.
Before he could even speak, the phrase "flexible and adaptable" instantly came to mind for everyone around him and the elves.
"Brother, big brother, dear big brother. Do you know? I feel really bad when I think about how I just deceived you."
You know what? Even if I hadn't patted you on the shoulder, I was planning to turn around and apologize to you.
Brother, please forgive your young, ignorant, and foolish younger brother.
If you break a leg, you'll get a lame brother.
Beat him half to death, and you'll get a paralyzed brother.
If you kill him, you'll get a grave brother.
You'll miss out on a lot of fun doing this, and besides, your sister doesn't want to lose a second brother either.
As they were talking, the shameless Xuanwu Ye actually reached out his devilish hand to little Miaoyi in Aunt Xiao's arms.
However, she had already realized the other party's ill intentions.
"Ya~ Ya ya~"
Little Miaoyi let out a babbling sound, while trying to burrow into Aunt Xiao's arms, attempting to escape this shameless clutches.
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