Pokémon Farm

Chapter 74 Violent Lolita and Lakeside Barbecue

As Bai Wu's expression changed, the trio immediately realized they had fallen into a trap. In particular, the smug smile on the face of class monitor Bai Ying made Xuan Mingtian want to beat her up.

"You're so cunning! You actually used deception and theft to bully the three of us, who are so weak. How can you do this to yourselves?" Xuan Mingtian said, pounding his chest and stamping his feet.

"This was your fault to begin with, and I didn't lie to you at all. But what you call a weak mind doesn't seem to me at all. After all, how could someone who sleeps in class every day have a weak mind?"

Bai Ying's words shattered Xuan Mingtian's pretense, leaving him only able to feign indifference and smile.

After a conversation, both parties reached an agreement, but the one who lost out the most was Xuan Mingtian. Not only did he fall victim to someone else's treacherous scheme, but he also had to raise Bai Ying's spirit for two years. Although these resources were insignificant to him, they still made him very unhappy.

The trio then returned to the tent, but this time they were followed by two siblings.

"Xiao Gang and Bin, are you two spies or not? Why are you covering my mouth so I can't speak? She clearly broke in that day herself."

As soon as Xuan Mingtian finished speaking, Xiao Gang calmly said, "Should I tell Auntie that you bullied a little girl until she cried?"

These words were incredibly damaging. Even if Xuan Mingtian reigned supreme in the academy, he would have to think twice. He immediately raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, feeling utterly ashamed of himself for saying those words.

However, Xuan Mingtian quickly put the matter out of his mind.

"Brother Tian, ​​with such great weather and such good water quality, wouldn't it be a waste if we didn't go swimming?"

Xuan Mingtian gave him an appreciative look: "Binzi, I didn't expect you to be so smart today. You hit the nail on the head right away. But do you have any swim trunks? I don't think I brought any."

"Xiao Tian, ​​you left us to practice martial arts and went to sleep in. There are many things you don't know. Uncle Xiao has already prepared everything for you," Xiao Gang said, rolling his eyes at him.

Xuan Mingtian, whose grief turned to joy, immediately hugged the two of them around the neck and happily headed towards the tent.

Soon after, the three of them changed into their swimming trunks and arrived at the lakeside. Their spirits followed them there as well.

"Little sister, let's go change our clothes and go swimming too."

After leaving a message, Bai Wu quickly ran back to his tent. She was still hesitating by the lake whether to go into the water, but the next moment a carp appeared.

Huff, the sound of Magikarp spitting water attracted the trio. Huff, again! Bai Ying, who was in a daze, finally came back to her senses after hearing the laughter of the three and the Pokémon. A surge of anger rushed to her head.

“Look, Xiao Gang, everyone says that when people are down on their luck, they can even choke on water. But Bai Ying, when she’s down on her luck, even the carp king by the lake vomits water all over her.”

The two people who were laughing out loud also agreed with this statement, because what you see with your own eyes cannot be faked.

"Ah, I'm going to beat you to death."

Bai Ying's anger erupted. She immediately picked up the 0.9-meter-long Magikarp with her small hands, and with a back throw, the Magikarp fell to the ground with a thud. It looked at the human in front of it in horror, never expecting that this human baby would have such great strength.

At the same time, it thought to itself, "This isn't a human cub at all; it's a tigress in human skin. I need to get out of here quickly."

But Magikarp's inner thoughts proved that fantasy and reality are different, because it was too late to jump away and faced the darkest moment of its life.

Bai Wu, who had already arrived, and the three who had already reached the shore stared blankly at this scene. Meanwhile, Bai Ying's homeroom teacher, who was watching from a distance, twitched at the corner of his mouth. He knew that his niece had practiced martial arts, but he did not expect her to be so fierce. She was practically like a fierce general from ancient times.

Five minutes later, the mud-covered human and elf finally stopped to rest.

"Phew, that felt good. What are you looking at? Want a beating?"

After Bai Ying stopped, she breathed a long sigh of relief and sternly reprimanded the four people who were watching. Then she ran into Xuan Mingtian's tent to change her clothes.

"Hey, Bai Wu, is your sister usually this ferocious? Why was she scared to tears before?" Yang Bin said, pointing at the motionless Carp Queen.

"Well, she was provoked by someone, and the other day it was because she trespassed and Xuan's Pokémon was too strong, so that's probably why she acted like that," Bai Wu said with a helpless shrug.

After a conversation, Xuan Mingtian felt it was best to avoid provoking Bai Ying, since the scene of her beating up Magikarp just now was very similar to when he was beaten by his mother in real life, and the momentum was at least 20% as strong.

"Xiao Gang, how well-done do you think that carp is? Should we make soup or braise it later?" Xuan Mingtian said, pulling Xiao Gang to the crime scene.

Xiao Gang was indifferent to Xuan Mingtian's statement, after all, the anime from his previous life could not compare to the real elf world.

Magikarp is one of the most important tiers in the Pokémon world's food chain. Due to its amazing reproductive ability, weak strength, and ease of hunting, it has become one of the weakest Pokémon, apart from Wishiwashi (which is a small, solitary group) and Caterpie. It is because these types of Pokémon and berries nourish the Pokémon at the top of the food chain that we now have signs of coexistence between humans and Pokémon. If any one of them were lost, the entire food chain would collapse.

"I think we should just forget about it. It's already been beaten up badly, how can its meat taste good? Maybe we should take it back and let it rest for a few days before making soup." Xiao Gang was at a loss as to what to do with the Magikarp that had been beaten up.

"In that case, forget it. It won't make a difference if we have one more meal."

After Xuan Mingtian finished speaking, he picked up Magikarp, infused it with a bit of life essence, and then released it.

After a half-hour swim, the group of four declined the class dinner invitation. Instead, smoke rose from a nearby chimney, where they had brought ingredients such as Slowpoke tails, chicken, and steak.

It took Xuan Mingtian two days to produce several hundred Slowpoke tails. Given the appetites of everyone and the Pokémon, these several hundred tails would be eaten in two to three days. If Tropius were included, it wouldn't even be enough for one day.

However, what left them speechless was that the two siblings had the audacity to say that forming a team meant providing food and drink.

The aroma of beggar's chicken and roasted Slowpoke tail immediately filled the entire lake.

"Hey, the three truants over there have roasted Slowpoke tails and chickens. Let's go over and mooch some."

Okay, let's do it together.

"Walk"

After smelling the delicious aroma coming from Xuan Mingtian's group, all the students agreed to go and freeload, and even the teachers were no exception.

By this time, Dehua and Xiaota had already prepared food for the elves in the vicinity, because the aroma not only attracted classmates and teachers, but also elves.

"Xuan, this beggar's chicken is so delicious, though the name is a bit strange. The roasted Slowpoke tail is also much tastier than what I've had before. And this milk tea is so fragrant!" Bai Wu, his mouth greasy from eating, gave a thumbs up.

"You don't know this, but these ingredients all have Tian Ge's exclusive seasoning added, which you can't buy anywhere else," Yang Bin said proudly, raising his head.

"Could I become the exclusive distributor? If this seasoning were to appear on the market, it would definitely be a huge hit."

As soon as Bai Wu finished speaking, the four of them looked at him as if he were an idiot. Didn't he know how powerful Xuan Mingtian's family was? They were in the same class. His observation skills were a bit lacking.

Xuan Mingtian simply said, "Do I look like someone who's short of money?"

Still not understanding, Bai Wu continued, "I see you're not short of money now, but what about the future? Are you going to live off your family's savings? So this is something you should consider. Look at me, even if my family is rich, I won't live off my family's savings."

Upon hearing these familiar words, the trio exchanged glances and looked in unison at Bai Ying, but she completely ignored them and continued eating and chatting with Chen Qianqian.

Left with no other option, Xuan Versailles Mingtian went online again and said, "The class monitor has said similar things before, and I know you mean well, but my family's assets can buy ten or a hundred of your logistics companies, and my family's assets are sustainable growth."

After saying that, he fell silent, leaving it to him to understand.

Upon hearing this news, both siblings were stunned. Bai Ying even had several thoughts flash through her mind: "His family is rich, and the Alliance wouldn't mess with him. Who is this person? No wonder no one at the academy cares about him."

"Xuan, do you sell these chickens and roasted Slowpoke tails?"

The six looked up at the student who had spoken. It turned out to be Raymond, Xuan Mingtian's first opponent in the college-level competition.

"Raymond, I'm really sorry, but I won't sell these foods." Xuan Mingtian raised his voice and directly refused him, also addressing the students around him.

Now that someone had spoken, the five of them continued to enjoy their delicious food.

But what surprised them most was that the surrounding classmates did not leave, but stood neatly on the grass, surrounding the six of them and their elves.

Two minutes passed with no response.

Five minutes passed and there was still no response.

“I’m so angry…” Xuan Mingtian, unable to bear it any longer, immediately turned his head and said.

He had only uttered a few words when he immediately stopped speaking, because the homeroom teachers from each class had already pushed through the circle and come to him.

"Xiao Tian, ​​your food smells so good! It makes my mouth water. Can we have some?" The homeroom teacher said with a big smile, rubbing his hands together.

At this moment, Bai Ying said to Xuan Mingtian, "Xuan Mingtian, this is my uncle, is that alright? These are all my uncle's colleagues, is that alright?"

The trio exchanged glances, all saying "You decide for yourself." Bai Ying also gave a look and glanced at the scene of Magikarp's destruction, her meaning quite clear.

"One roasted Slowpoke tail for each person, one cup of milk tea, and we don't have enough other ingredients." True to his principle that a good man doesn't argue with a woman, Xuan Mingtian finally agreed.