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"or……"
"This is yet another story full of miracles that we cannot understand using common sense."
She sighed.
[On this day, Nameless died in an accident and was modified by the Tucao Alien, gaining the ability to gain power by making sarcastic remarks. He then defeated the Bird King, but because of a single sarcastic remark...]
"Why...is everyone in the universe speaking Chinese?"
[The words were finished.]
The ahoge (cowlick) on his head absorbed too much sarcastic energy.
[This caused the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) energy to get out of control.]
The Earth exploded in an instant.
[It literally blew half the Earth away.]
The World Under One Person
"..."
"I...I fucking..."
"I was stunned."
"I am not wrong, right?"
Zhang Chulan's face was filled with shock that words could not describe.
He felt that his brain was completely inadequate.
"..."
"I think... I didn't see wrong."
Wang Ye's expression was also blank.
"Just because... he simply said, 'Why does the whole universe speak Chinese?'"
"Just because of that one sentence... which sounded like a joke?"
"As it turns out, the planet he lived on..."
"It just exploded?"
"Or did it just explode and wipe out half of it in one go?!"
Zhang Chulan's voice trembled slightly.
"'Complaining Energy'..."
"The power system of this world is truly... unheard of and unseen before."
Zhuge Qing was also deeply shocked.
"Our 'Qi' is something we acquire little by little through arduous cultivation."
"And his power actually comes from... 'speaking'?"
He felt that his worldview had been refreshed once again.
...
Naruto World
"Half...half a planet..."
"Just because of... one sentence?"
"Just like that... it's gone?"
Sakura Haruno's face was filled with a shock that words could not describe.
"What kind of ninjutsu is this?"
"It's not chakra, nor is it sage technique..."
"It was just an ordinary sentence!"
"The power of that explosion...it felt even more terrifying than the Ten-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball!"
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, also had an expression filled with shock.
"This is not a technique."
"This is a kind of 'rule' power that is more unreasonable and can directly interfere with 'reality' itself."
Uchiha Sasuke stared at the screen.
His eyes, which had witnessed countless cycles of life and death, were also filled with deep apprehension.
"What a terrifying power!"
"My 'Heavenly Obstruction Star' is probably not even worth a small pebble in the face of the power of his words."
"This is no longer a question of whether it is strong or not."
"This is... a difference in 'dimension'."
"We are still using Chuck-Lah to move the world."
"And he only needs to use 'language' to completely shatter this world."
[Then Nameless arrived at the queue in the afterlife, where many people, knowing he had destroyed half a planet, began to hunt him down.]
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[The nameless man gained a lot of吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) energy through his吐槽, and he began to use this power for creation.]
[With a flash of golden light, he successfully materialized a giant rocket.]
[But to Wuming's surprise, the rocket he materialized turned out to be a firework rocket.]
The rocket exploded violently and disintegrated after reaching high altitude.
Just as the nameless figure in the sky was looking around blankly, a giant space train flew by and slammed him into a garbage can on some planet.
As the trash can lid was closed, he found himself in an unfamiliar area.
He heard the sound of the Time Chicken because there was a time machine inside.
[Then Wuming opened the door and saw a strange-looking chicken standing on a chair.]
Upon seeing him, the Time Chicken's expression changed drastically, and it let out a meow.
The nameless man said, "You don't need to pretend anymore. I know you said those things just now. By the way, that's not how chickens crow."
Time Chicken replied, "Tch. I thought my disguise was flawless."
The nameless man asked, "Where is the time machine?"
[Time Chicken said irritably, "Your dad's surname is Time, and my given name is Light Chicken."]
[Anonymous comment: "What kind of crappy time machine is this? All that time travel stuff is just a joke."]
The Time Chicken replied, "No, time travel is something I really can do."
He turned on a phone and started pressing buttons rapidly, after which a special fluorescent screen appeared before their eyes.
"This is the time-space manager used to manage infinite parallel universes," Time Chicken explained.
.... ..... ....
[The nameless figure stared intently at the fluorescent screen, which displayed various characters, such as Snow White, Li Jing, and Pinocchio.]
Then Wuming saw a blond man: "I remember this man, I've seen him before."
[Time Chicken explained, "Oh, his name is Little King Kong, and this Time Rift is his territory."]
"'A spacetime manager that controls an infinite number of parallel universes?!'"
"What is this? It sounds amazing!"
"Listen to what that strange chicken said!"
He said that this "Gap in Time," which serves as the "end of time and space," is the territory of that guy named Little King Kong!
"Doesn't that mean that this incredibly powerful time-space manager, capable of managing infinite parallel universes, was also created by that Little King Kong himself?"
"But... how is that possible!"
"That little Vajra, a thousand years ago, wasn't he just a mortal, despite his immense power?"
"Didn't he ultimately sacrifice himself to save the world, his body completely disintegrating and disappearing as words?"
"How...how could he not only be resurrected after only a thousand years, but also become so powerful?!"
"From an ordinary hero, he transformed into the supreme ruler behind the scenes, managing the infinite universe..."
"What exactly happened to him over those thousand years?!"
...
Super Beast Armed World
"Did I...did I see wrong?"
"That blond guy... is that Little King Kong?"
"Wasn't he... already dead a thousand years ago?"
Huo Linfei's face was filled with shock.
"He not only came back to life..."
"He even created that incredible 'time-space manager' that can manage infinite parallel universes!"
"This is too exaggerated!"
Long Jian's expression was also filled with shock.
He simply couldn't imagine how this was done.
"How on earth did he do it?"
"From a hero who sacrificed himself to save the world, he transformed into the behind-the-scenes administrator of all time and space..."