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Qiao Jingjing often scrolls through Weibo and occasionally makes a few sarcastic complaints.
"You want me to play Xu Xian and you to play Bai Suzhen?" Qiao Yu understood.
To everyone's surprise, Qiao Jingjing shook her head, "I'll play the White Snake Lady, and you play the boatman!"
Qiao Yu: "..."
What the hell?
Qiao Yu immediately had a bad feeling.
Qiao Jingjing enthusiastically shared her ideas and creativity.
Upon hearing this, Su Jinbei's eyes immediately lit up.
Qiao Yu looked like he'd just eaten a dead rat and refused on the spot.
"Don't even think about it."
Qiao Jingjing, wrapped in a long bed sheet, hugged her younger brother's arm and wiggled her bottom affectionately.
Su Jinbei suppressed a laugh, "That's a good idea."
Two out of three votes were in favor.
The fierce resistance was fruitless.
Qiao Yu reluctantly agreed to his sister's idea.
If she wants to make a scene, just go along with it.
Anyway, since we're playing around in private, it won't get out.
So the siblings, one wrapped in a bed sheet and the other in a blanket.
Pretend you're on a boat.
Qiao Jingjing also covered her head with a white scarf, made a delicate gesture with her fingers, and sang while gazing into the distance:
"Who whispered in my ear that their love for me would never change?"
I must say, she really does have some of the charm of the White Snake Lady.
If only this face were more dignified, and the acting less exaggerated.
"Even if it breaks my heart, I would have no regrets just for that one 'ah ha'."
"The rain breaks my heart, the wind sheds tears."
"Dreams linger, love is deep and enduring."
"La...la...la...la..."
As she requested, Qiao Yu held the broom like a paddle and pretended to row.
After a moment's hesitation, Qiao Yu, with a stiff face, reluctantly sang:
"The waters of West Lake are my tears."
"I would rather become a flame with you."
"Ah...ah...ah..."
How embarrassing, I'm so stupid.
He actually went along with this crazy woman's revelry.
Qiao Jingjing continued singing: "Waiting for a thousand years, waiting for just one more time."
"I've waited a thousand years for this opportunity, and I have no regrets."
"The rain breaks my heart, the wind sheds tears."
"Dreams linger, love is deep and enduring."
"La...la...la...la..."
Qiao Yu glanced at the older sister beside him; her delicate hand gestures were truly masterful.
Combined with physical gestures, it's like performing in a traditional opera.
He rolled his eyes and continued singing:
"The waters of West Lake are my tears."
"I would rather become a flame with you."
"Ah...ah...ah..."
The older sister has a rich array of expressions, while the younger brother looks bitter and resentful.
The contrast is striking.
Su Jinbei, holding her phone, was struggling to suppress her laughter.
The camera kept shaking.
The video recording took about five minutes to complete.
Su Jinbei tossed her phone aside.
He was laughing so hard he almost couldn't breathe, his shoulders shaking uncontrollably.
Qiao Jingjing ignored her.
He picked up his phone and started watching videos.
Finally, he revealed a satisfied smile.
After putting the broom back by the door, Qiao Yu turned back and went to grab the phone.
"Delete it."
Unexpectedly, Qiao Jingjing acted like a mother hen protecting her chicks.
He shoved his phone into his pocket, held it down with one hand, and pushed Qiao Yu away with the other.
She shouted, "Keep it? Keep it as a souvenir."
"A souvenir?" Qiao Yu was taken aback and said irritably, "A souvenir my foot! What's so souvenir about this? Qiao Jingjing, are you hiding something from me?"
Qiao Jingjing's face showed a moment of panic, which she quickly concealed, and she said confidently:
"Consider it a souvenir? No way. Come and take it if you dare."
As he spoke, he made a gesture as if to shove his phone into his chest cleavage.
Qiao Yu's lips twitched upon seeing this.
I'm afraid she'll say something like, "If you dare to take it, I'll tell Dad you touched my breasts."
She has a criminal record; it's her sister's trick.
So he quickly waved his hand and said, "Whatever you want."
Qiao Jingjing happily took her phone back to her room.
Su Jinbei got her period today and wasn't feeling well, so she took a day off.
This woman is also someone who doesn't pay attention at work.
Working a regular 9-to-5 job.
When her boss assigned her too many tasks, she went home and complained to her best friend and Qiao Yu.
I wish I could stay home and binge-watch TV shows every day.
Qiao Jingjing was the same way.
Birds of a feather flock together; they are all the same kind of scoundrels.
For a long time, there was no movement from Qiao Jingjing's room.
Qiao Yu guessed that she had gone back to sleep.
He then turned on his computer and began studying the novel.
Just then, her phone chimed; Mo Xiangwan had sent a text message.
The text message reads as follows:
[Hey, your sister didn't send you any nude photos today? Quick, send me a few, otherwise I won't have any taste for breakfast.]
Qiao Yu's heart skipped a beat when he saw the text message.
Suppressing a rising sense of unease, he replied via text message:
【What's the meaning.】
Mo Xiangwan added a lecherous emoji.
[Your semi-nude photo was posted on Weibo by Jingjing. Lots of girls are commenting on it, excitedly saying they want to have your babies.]
[Jingjing's Weibo is really popular now. The photos are great; I didn't know you could do photoshoots.]
Photo?
Qiao Yu was numb.
But this is only the beginning.
Ding!
Another sound.
Sang Zhi sent a message.
[Qiao Yu, why didn't your sister update your photos today?]
Before Qiao Yu could reply, another message came in.
[Qiao Jingjing has no bottom line; why isn't she updating today?]
This news is from Xia Qing, who has been making headlines these past few days.
Joey gritted his teeth and replied to Xia Qing.
What's being updated?