blogombal Chapter 283 Tsunade, the Famous Fat Sheep in the Ninja World
Chapter 283 Tsunade, the Famous Fat Sheep in the Ninja World
Chapter 283 Tsunade, the Notorious Fat Sheep of the Ninja World
"Yes, theoretically you can indeed buy cup noodles on your phone, but it's not possible right now."
Why?!
Naruto looked at the limited-edition instant noodles he had been craving for so long on his phone, feeling extremely upset.
"Well, how should I put it? The services on this phone don't currently include Konoha Village."
"Ok."
Naruto felt a little regretful, but he had already made up his mind: he would buy it now and bring it back to Konoha later.
"Then I'll place the order now and have it delivered to our hotel."
As he spoke, Naruto quickly placed an order.
Seeing Naruto's actions, Jiraiya initially wanted to stop him, but then he thought, "It's just buying cup noodles, how much money could it cost?"
If I hadn't left Konoha back then, maybe Minato wouldn't have gotten into trouble, and Naruto would have had a better life.
Looking back, I also bear some responsibility for how Naruto turned out this way. Since he wants to buy it, let him be.
"Okay, I'm done buying it. Here you go."
Naruto handed the phone back to Jiraiya, but his eyes darted around as he did so, and he deliberately avoided Jiraiya's gaze.
"What's wrong, Naruto? It's just some instant noodles. I can afford that. Not to mention I'm one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha, my mission reward is quite a lot of money. Besides, I'm a bestselling novelist with good sales in both online serialization and physical books."
How expensive can a few limited-edition instant noodles possibly be...?
what--! "
When he saw the amount paid, Jiraiya's eyes widened.
"Why can cup noodles be so expensive?! This is already higher than the reward for an S-rank mission!"
"Hey lecherous sage, let me tell you, those aren't ordinary cup noodles. They're the official flagship limited edition cup noodles launched by Chiba Trading Company. Their collectible value far outweighs their edible value, folks!"
"But even so, it can't change the fact that it's just cup noodles!"
"Ahhhh! You lecherous immortal, you don't understand! This cup noodle isn't just an ordinary cup noodle; it's a collectible, it's art! It's a huge disappointment, folks!"
Scorpion: Can cup noodles be considered art?
Deidara: Art is an explosion!!
Naruto: Art is like a limited edition cup noodle!
After some debate, Jiraiya still placed the order for Naruto.
"Thank you, lecherous immortal!"
Naruto was overjoyed to see Jiraiya place an order.
"You brat, I've spent so much money on you, you should at least call me Toad Sage!"
"Alright, you perverted sage, how should we go find Lady Tsunade next?"
Jiraiya opened the forum and said.
"Simple, just look at the recent news on the forum."
As he spoke, Jiraiya checked the news on a forum called "Legend of the Ninja World - Top-Tier Fat Sheep".
As one of the legendary Sannin, a renowned super medical ninja in the ninja world, and a super fat sheep who always loses at gambling.
Tsunade naturally has her own forum, which is full of gamblers who hope to find out Tsunade's whereabouts so as to make a fortune, and patients who hope to be treated by Tsunade's medical skills.
Of course, there are also many Tsunade fans. After all, although Tsunade is old enough to be a grandmother to many people, her appearance and figure, like her medical skills, are top-notch in the ninja world.
"Let me see what Tsunade's latest moves are."
He quickly found a post.
"Shocking! The largest casino in the Land of Grass, Chiba Casino, is about to hold its first Charity Gambling King Tournament, inviting gamblers from all over the world to participate. The casino will donate a portion of the final prize to charity."
"Shocking! Famous gamblers from all over the world are flocking to the Land of Grass, all for... the King of Gamblers Tournament."
"Shocking! The Land of Grass's God of Gamblers, Chiba Satoru, has announced his participation in the Charity Gambling King Tournament, betting his title as the God of Gamblers. The true God of Gamblers of the Ninja World will be born in the Land of Grass's Charity Gambling King Tournament!"
"Shocking! The famous fat sheep of the ninja world, Tsunade, has decided to go to the Land of Grass to participate in the charity gambling king competition."
"A charity gambling tournament? Goodness, have they gotten this fancy these days? The ninjas are holding a joint Chunin Exams, and those guys have actually 'created a gambling tournament'!"
Jiraiya was truly baffled by the way things were going in this world.
"Fortunately, we now know Tsunade's whereabouts."
As he spoke, he continued to scroll down.
"Amazing! The notorious gambler of the ninja world has defied fate! He has fought his way through numerous well-known gamblers in the ninja world to reach the finals, where he will soon face the God of Gamblers, Chiba Satoru!"
Upon seeing this message, Jiraiya was somewhat surprised and couldn't help but frown.
He glanced at the time carefully. The message was posted on the very day Orochimaru launched the Konoha Crush plan, resurrecting the First and Fourth Hokage with Edo Tensei, and killing the old man.
As expected, the special law governing Tsunade took effect.
Tsunade has terrible luck when it comes to gambling, but if she suddenly starts winning big at the casino, it means that someone connected to her is likely to encounter misfortune or something bad has happened.
On that day, Tsunade's gambling luck was good; on the same day, the old man died.
Continue browsing the messages.
"The final battle: the notorious fat sheep of the ninja world versus the gambling god of the Land of Grass, Chiba Satoru! Can this notorious fat sheep of the ninja world defy fate and rise from the fat sheep of the ninja world to become the gambling god of the ninja world!"
"What a pity! Tsunade, the big fat sheep, suffered a crushing defeat at the hands of Chiba Satoru. A true gambling god of the ninja world has been born!"
"As expected, Tsunade lost after all."
Seeing that Tsunade had lost, Jiraiya looked as if he had expected it all along.
The subsequent messages gradually became incomprehensible to him.
What? Tsunade has huge gambling debts, Tsunade joins the Chiba Chamber of Commerce, becomes the spokesperson for the Chiba Chamber of Commerce, Tsunade joins Chiba Fashion, becomes a fashion magazine cover model, Tsunade endorses Chiba Medical...
While Jiraiya could understand the earlier charity gambling tournament, he truly couldn't comprehend the subsequent news.
After looking through it for a long time, he finally realized what it meant.
"Did Tsunade lose so much that she became an employee of the Chiba Trading Company?"
Looking at all those endorsements and collaborations, Jiraiya realized that Tsunade had been packaged into a celebrity spokesperson by the Chiba Trading Company.
But I must say, those photos on the fashion magazine cover were really well done. Tsunade already has a great figure, and with the avant-garde fashions launched by Chiba Trading Company, it was perfect.
This is much better than the stuff you buy in stores.
"I know where Tsunade is."
Where is it?
"The Land of Grass".
In the Land of Grass, dressed in a sexy and fiery custom-made long dress, she sat at the gambling table, constantly shaking the dice cup, staring intently at Chiba Satoru across from her.
Chiba Satoru shook the dice cup impatiently.
"Hurry up, Auntie, I still need to go eat."
"Alright, this round we'll see who has the bigger stats! Let's go!"
Tsunade shouted "Open!" and slammed the dice cup onto the gambling table. The onlookers stared at the dice cup with curiosity.
The lid slowly opened, revealing three dice: six, six, and five.
"Hahahaha, my luck has turned today, you're doomed, kid!"