blogombal Page 21
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"Help me, Gulu... I'm Gulu!"
He panicked, his limbs flailing wildly as he spun around in the air.
Then, it fell straight to the ground.
Pfft!
Latis covered his eyes and couldn't help but clench his legs together, feeling a phantom pain.
The black-hatted sorcerers in the distance looked at each other in bewilderment, while the one who had opened the betting pool stood frozen in place, clutching the tickets that hadn't yet been distributed.
"Fa, what happened?"
"How come the boss got down in just three seconds? Does he have some unspeakable trouble like me?"
"No, that can't be right... I think I just heard the boss shout for help..."
"Maybe the boss wants to engage in close combat with that soldier..."
"Don't you want to listen to what you're saying?"
"Should we go take a look?"
"Should we? From a social point of view, we should give the boss some space at this time..."
……
"Damn it, why aren't those brats coming over yet?"
The demon, his eyes filled with tears, clutched his groin and lay writhing on the ground.
"Uh... how about I go and call a medic for you? I remember the Demon Girl Encyclopedia just used a healing spell."
Latis squatted down on the ground, feeling extremely sorry for Latis, and asked.
"Don't underestimate the bond between the Black Hat Warlocks! From birth!" the demon roared through gritted teeth. "Even if I, the demon, am destined to be a cripple for the rest of my life, I will not let you underestimate the power of our bond!"
Latis immediately made the face of an old man using a cell phone on the subway, stood up, turned around, and left.
"No, why did you just leave?" the demon cried out in his mind in a panic. "Shouldn't you have tried to persuade me a little more? What if those brats really didn't come?! Are you just going to sit by and watch me become a cripple?"
No matter how much the demon screamed in his heart, Latis's figure walked further and further away.
The black-hatted sorcerers in the distance watched this scene with hesitation.
"That soldier seemed to leave without saying anything?"
"How dare they underestimate our boss like that?! That's outrageous!"
"No way... Think about it, the boss sent it in three seconds..."
"Our leader must be very sad right now. He was defeated so easily and couldn't give the warrior a good time. He must be very regretful..."
"Let's give the boss some more personal space. Condolences."
"Boss, stay strong!"
……
"Damn it! You bunch of traitors from birth?" The demon lord felt his senses growing increasingly blurred, and he couldn't help but gasp. He was about to shout when he noticed that Latis had turned around again, so he immediately shut his mouth.
"We can't let this dog warrior look down on us... Come quick, Demon Girl Encyclopedia, Konjac, Demon Fairy, Demon Bun..."
……
"That soldier turned around again."
"Is he trying to teach the boss something?"
"For some reason, it feels kind of cute..."
"Get lost, you kowtow-obsessed bastard!"
"Let's give them a little more space, Demon Girl Encyclopedia, how about we grab some skewers together?"
"Great!"
……
"Holy crap! I forgot about that stupid dragon!"
The sudden roar in his mind made him instantly forget what he originally wanted to say to the demon, so he immediately stood up, turned around, and left.
"But that stupid dragon wouldn't starve to death in just half a day, would it..."
"What does she have to do with me anyway? She clings to me like a dog, and I have to feed her?"
As he walked, Latis suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten something.
"I just turned around and left? Latis, Latis, where's all the social etiquette you learned in your career? How could you do something so rude? Shame on you!"
"No, no, keep your pace... Stopping suddenly like this would make me seem like I've really forgotten the basic etiquette of a corporate slave, that would be too embarrassing!"
"Wait! This might work... Okay, then do it this way, don't slow down, then suddenly turn around!"
Latis gazed longingly at the astonished demon, their eyes meeting as they each looked behind them.
……
"Why is he still looking at me?! Oh crap, what was I going to say?!" Latis cried out inwardly, on the verge of tears.
Chapter 34 Life is always a mess
The ice cloud, formed by the dissipated magic, was gradually infused with external temperature as it became uncontrollable. After being filled with heat, the ice crystals trembled and then sprayed out jets of water.
The frigid, icy terrain resembled a leaky cylindrical can, spinning wildly in the fierce winds of hot and cold convection.
Spin, snow, moon, and flower!
Tick.
Latis touched the raindrops dripping onto his chest and said with a hint of melancholy:
"The wind is so noisy today."
The demon opposite him was already covered in sweat and was starting to shiver.
"But the wind whispers a faint lament..."
Latis took two steps forward with a heavy heart, then suddenly stopped, a thoughtful expression on his face.
"This devil is stubbornly refusing to ask for help. Could it be... he's a tsundere?"
Latis nodded in sudden realization and sighed.
"I should have known! It's so hard on him, suffering so much... Oh right, I think I have a 'Torture King' skill?"
He raised his right hand with a look of joy on his face, but suddenly, as if he remembered something, his expression changed.
"Wait a minute... the Torture King's wine cellar seems to be meant to cover up the wound? Oh crap, does that mean he'll have to take my precious right wife instead..."
"no!"
Latis shouted loudly, startling the demon who was on the verge of death back to life.
"What are you doing?" the demon lord called out weakly. He had just tried to use the magic network to send a message to his useless subordinates, but failed. However, mages could indeed not connect to the magic network when they were seriously injured, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
"No, it's nothing."
"Oh no, I shouted it out loud."
Latis gave an awkward laugh, then closed his eyes with a struggle on his face and took a deep breath.
"Well, never mind. Consider this my small contribution to reviving the glory of this other world. The King of Torture, it turns out the essence is torturing myself..."
He put on a compassionate expression, a half-smile playing on his lips, and silently chanted Buddhist mantras as he walked up to the demon.
Then, under the demon's terrified gaze, he crouched down and stretched out his hand.
……
"ah!"
Suddenly, Demon Girl Encyclopedia clutched her face and screamed.
"What's wrong, Demoness?" the black-hatted sorcerer beside her asked hurriedly.
"That's...that's too indecent!" Demon Girl Encyclopedia covered her burning face and stammered.
"Boss..."
"The boss has been detained!"
……
"Ah~"
The demon groaned in pleasure.
"Ah, that feels so good..."
Snapped!
Latis withdrew his hand, which he had instinctively flung out, and looked at the demon who was covering his face in terror, saying calmly:
"A cockroach flew onto your face."
"Hey, I might believe you if you said it was a mosquito!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Latis nodded and looked back at the resentful demon.
A mosquito landed on your face.
"You son of a bitch!" the demon roared, shaking his head wildly. "I've put up with you for far too long!"
"Ah." Latis looked at the remaining piece on the ground in surprise, sighed, and stood up, saying:
"Alright, let's stop here."
"What..." The demon's heart skipped a beat. He immediately pulled down his pants and took a look. When he saw that his penis had turned into a vv, a wave of panic swept over him. He let go of his pants, and they fell to the ground.
……
"ah!"