Chapter 384 Deadpool and Female Deadpool?
Chapter 384 Deadpool and Female Deadpool?
When Peter and his team finally managed to defeat the cursed warrior in the White House and rushed back to support the base, they were greeted by this astonishing scene.
One by one, dark elves were being driven towards the spider base by Ultron vibranium robots wielding electric whips.
As the base's security captain, Thor would occasionally fly over and kick any disobedient, stubborn dark elves, and then smash their heads with his hammer!
This surprised everyone who returned.
They knew Thor was considered one of the more powerful members of their spider family, but they never expected him to be this powerful!
It took them working together to quickly defeat a dark elf's cursed warrior.
Thor single-handedly wiped out the entire army of dark elves and even captured them all.
Is this reasonable?
However, when their gaze shifted to the tall, silver-armored figure standing in the open space, all their questions were answered.
Oh, so it's their spider patriarch who's back!
That's alright then...
Everyone walked up to Toby.
Peter scratched his head, inexplicably a little nervous: "Hey, Toby, what are those Ultron robots doing to those dark elves?"
Toby glanced at Peter, but didn't answer his question. Instead, his gaze swept over the group of Spider Family members, and he said in a low voice:
"You're too slow. Defeating a cursed warrior shouldn't take you this long with your strength. After the year-end bonuses are distributed, everyone prepare for my special training!"
Upon hearing this, everyone's hearts finally settled, their faces immediately fell, and they stared at Peter with resentment.
You didn't need to ask that question!
Toby's special training is a nightmare for every member of the Spider Family!
Toby won't actually kill you, but he'll just not kill you!
With the regeneration potion available, Toby practically tortures them to death by cutting off their health bars!
Although each training session brought them great benefits, and their strength even increased slightly under life-or-death crises.
But that process is truly unbearable for a human being!
But... just as Toby said, they were indeed too slow this time.
Logically speaking, even if the Cursed Warriors are as strong as the Hulk, they shouldn't be this slow, given their extensive combat experience as superheroes!
Ultimately, it's just that there hasn't been any major crisis recently, which has led to some complacency on their part...
"So, those guys were sent by Spider Boss to pick cotton?"
At this point, someone in the crowd asked Peter the same question again, this time even more directly.
This made everyone's eyes twitch.
Although they all guessed that given Toby's personality, the dark elves' destination was unlikely to be good, you can't just point it out so directly in this politically sensitive era!
Aren't you afraid of being cyberbullied?
Curious, everyone looked in the direction of the sound, wanting to see which guy was so bold.
Then I saw a bastard in a red and black battle suit and a strange woman in a pink and white battle suit.
Deadpool?!
"Hey, you're such a generous gift! When did you get back?!"
Everyone stared wide-eyed at Deadpool, who had appeared among them at some unknown time, with some surprise.
Even Toby himself was one of them.
It's worth noting that Deadpool quietly slipped away after the Skrull incident and before the zombie crisis.
Because Deadpool is not a formal member of the Spider-Man family, but belongs to TVA, Toby didn't take Deadpool's disappearance too seriously.
Deadpool's sudden return, accompanied by a stranger, is definitely not as simple as it seems.
and.......
Toby glanced at the woman next to Deadpool, dressed in a pink and white suit that revealed her long, white legs, and felt a strange sense of familiarity...
The woman tilted her head and stared intently at Toby.
"Who are you......"
The two spoke at the same time, seemingly puzzled by each other's identities.
The two were both taken aback when they heard each other say the exact same thing.
The woman then covered her mouth and giggled, "Haha, if you didn't know better, you'd think we were filming Makoto Shinkai's 'Your Name'!"
Toby: ......
Is this yet another entity that breaks the fourth wall?
It's important to know that the Japanese anime "Your Name" doesn't exist in the Marvel universe.
Furthermore, the opponent's suit is somewhat similar to Deadpool's, so it couldn't be...
A female version of Deadpool...
That's very interesting...
Before Toby could ask any specific questions, an argument had already broken out on the other side.
Max was shoving Deadpool: "Fuck you, you bastard, what did you mean just now? What did you mean by saying these dark elves went to pick cotton? What are you implying? I'm asking you, you bastard, what are you implying?"
Deadpool slightly raised his hands, his tone mocking: "What, you want to accuse me of being a racist?"
Max retorted angrily, "Aren't you the same?!"
Deadpool replied matter-of-factly, "Please, of course I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is unique to Black people."
Upon hearing this, Max was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening, and his dark face turned red with anger.
"I'm going to fucking kill you!!!"
Max crackled with electricity and roared as he lunged at Deadpool.
Deadpool, unperturbed, pulled out a bucket of water from somewhere and splashed it on Max as he lunged at him!
Then........
Sizzle s ...
Now, instead of just Deadpool getting electrocuted, everyone around him is getting electrocuted at the same time!
Everyone started tap dancing on the spot.
Toby: ........ (facepalm in exasperation.jpg)
It wasn't until Toby pulled Max out, who was covered in water and leaking electricity, that the group was freed from the electrotherapy.
"Alright, everyone, gather in the meeting room in one minute. Anyone who's late will have their year-end bonus canceled."
After saying that, Toby glanced at everyone, then vanished in a flash of blue light.
"Year-end bonus?"
Most people have some doubts about this.
After all, Peter and Harry had gathered everyone earlier, but before they could explain why they had gathered them, they were interrupted by the White House's urgent request for assistance.
Only Peter and Harry, who knew the inside story, immediately realized what was happening and, with the speed that would make Bolt cry, sprinted towards the Spider Base.
There's nothing they can do; there are no buildings around, so they can't swing on the spider webs!
Tony was the third to react.
He suddenly remembered that Toby had said that when he came back next time, he would help resurrect his parents if he collected all six Infinity Stones!
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