blogombal Chapter 295 You and I, the perfect match!♪
Chapter 295 You and I, the perfect match!♪
Chapter 295 You and I, the perfect match!
[Singer!] 10+ people think it's great. [The white-haired Hokage of Konoha are all gods!] 10+ people think it's great. [Should the Second and Sixth Hokage form a group?] 10+ people think it's great. [Even-numbered Hokage don't include the Fourth Hokage?] 10+ people think it's great. [The Fourth Hokage is married, so idols aren't allowed anymore.] 10+ people think it's great. [It's a pity my Tsunade is the only female Hokage, no one can team up with her.] 10+ people think it's great. [How about gender-swapping the Second and Sixth Hokage? Tsunade could debut as the center.] 10+ people think it's great. [This song is perfect for Kakashi to sing, it just has a dull, stabbing pain in the heart.] 10+ people think it's great. [Madara: Stabbed in the heart?] 10+ people think it's great. [No, Madara, I wasn't talking about you.] [10+ people think this is great! LOL, don't bring up Madara like that!] [10+ people think this is great! Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—]
Madara Uchiha hardened his fist. Those damned idiots! Couldn't they have chosen someone else to waste their time on?
Tobirama Senju: "If you don't care, others will just glance at it and move on."
Are you trying to comfort me?
"Otherwise, would they be cursing at you? You're crazy."
"You've started cursing now."
"—" You're asking for it!
Forget it, everyone in the comments says that normal people shouldn't argue with mentally ill people.
Tobirama chose to remain silent. He couldn't talk to the Uchiha, especially Madara Uchiha; he would be furious.
Hashirama rubbed Tobirama's fur collar, then went to Madara's place to cause trouble again, acting as a peacemaker between the two sides.
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, Ichirin watched Kakashi in the VCR and listened to him sing, but her depressed mood prevented her from smiling at all.
The same goes for Obito.
He racked his brains trying to cheer Kakashi up, but with his intelligence level of only 2, he probably couldn't come up with anything even if he racked his brains.
"If all else fails—"
Obito has an Ida!
"Minato-sensei, do you think I could apply for Hashirama cells and get a Rinnegan or something, to help Kakashi revive his father, the White Fang of Konoha?"
Minato Namikaze's brain crashed and then restarted.
How about that? Of course, it's not good!
"Why don't you try for the title of the strongest songstress and exchange it for a wishing opportunity to achieve your grand goal? That would be more realistic, Obito."
"? Is he really that heartless, Minato-sensei!"
Minato Namikaze said helplessly, "I think I've been tactful enough. You should just delete your idea and think of something else."
Obito Uchiha: I was very sad.
Obito's timeline of corruption and rampage: Here, Obito has already obtained the Mangekyou Sharingan—
After returning to the village, even with a new haircut, he still couldn't quite recapture the sunny and positive demeanor of Obito.
He's kind of like someone rescued from a scam park; he always inadvertently gives off a blank, vacant vibe, with dark, unsettling eyes.
But after watching the comments and knowing what happened in the future of the original story, Obito Uchiha in this timeline, when facing the other members of Minato's team, also...
Excessive humility often gives people a pitiful impression.
"I'm sorry, Kakashi, having someone like me as a teammate is a real shame."
Kakashi didn't know how to respond to him, so he could only ask Yu Lin for help to ease the awkwardness between the two.
Lin sighed inwardly, shook her head, and told Kakashi that only time could heal the wound.
"Kakashi's voice sounds really good when he sings this kind of light and gentle song." Rin pulled Obito along to wish Kakashi well: "Maybe you'll even be crowned the strongest songstress in the ninja world! Good luck, Kakashi!"
Rin changed the subject, bringing Obito along to cheer for Kakashi.
This successfully diverted Obito's attention. Upon hearing that Kakashi was going to be a songstress, Obito smiled somewhat stiffly and joined in cheering for Kakashi.
"You two, spare me!" Kakashi, only 13 years old and easily embarrassed, couldn't help but pull his mask up even more when he was called a "songstress."
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Obito Uchiha, still hiding in the Kamui dimension, was driven to a mental breakdown by self-blame.
He desperately wanted to go out and tell Kakashi: I'm still alive! Surprised? Unexpected? Come on, beat me up to vent your anger!
but--
Having caused such a huge mess, he really doesn't have the guts to meet Kakashi, Rin, and Minato's family now.
Can anyone save him?!
At this moment, the enormous Obito Uchiha, spied on Kakashi, Rin, and Minato's family from within the Kamui dimension, pounded the ground in regret.
【下一首歌】10w+人觉得很赞【已经迫不及待了】10w+人觉得很赞【什幺时候能排上我推荐的VCR啊？】10w+人觉得很赞【鸣人鸣人鸣人，想听鸣人独唱！】10w+人觉得很赞【纲手呢？我纲手不唱歌吗？】10w+人觉得很赞【我心中的歌姬已经定了春野樱！】10w+人觉得很赞【这题其实没悬念了，去看看虎扑虚拟歌姬排名，上榜机率的忍者是谁。】10w+人觉得很赞【换着各种名字、称号反覆上榜】10w+人觉得很赞【如果连后面的其他暱称也算上，那位至少上榜了五六次吧？】10w+人觉得很赞忍者们心里都好奇不已——
Although I don't know what "Hupu" is!
But which ninja is it that appears on the list so many times?!
[The rating is the same as Hatsune Miku, and even 0.1 points higher than Luo Tianyi, I'm just devastated!] 10+ people think it's great. Did you just kick out the Outer Path Statue by using the "Ninja" category? Even though the Little Outer Path character made the list~ (
[Heart emoji] 10+ people think this is awesome! [Virtual singer? Gedo Mazo? Is it really that amazing??] 10+ people think this is awesome! [This world is still too crazy; I, being serious, don't fit in.] 10+ people think this is awesome! Ninja World—
"Heretical Path—Goddess—??"
Nagato conjured up an image in his mind of the Gedo Mazo singing with a giant microphone.
However, because the content of the image was too frightening, he deleted it from his mind in a second.
【If that's what you're saying, there's actually Hashirama's Thousand-Armed Buddha behind him.】 10+ people think this is great 【Hahahahahahahaha】 10+ people think this is great 【Is Hupu really that amazing?】 10+ people think this is great Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—At that moment, all the ninjas looked at Hashirama Senju.
Hashirama quickly waved his hand to clarify, "My Buddha can't even speak, I'm sure he can't sing!"
"Why don't you further develop your Wood Release?" Madara Uchiha rarely made a joke.
Naruto immediately pictured a giant Buddha and Susanoo singing and holding a concert. Because of their enormous size, their voices should have great penetrating power and reach.
"If all the different colored Susanoos of the Uchiha clan stood together, wouldn't they all be able to debut as a celebrity?" Just like Uncle Killer Bee, rapping and DJing at the same time.
Sasuke: "—" He was inspired by Naruto to daydream for a moment.
Kind of funny.
But the premise is that they shouldn't stand inside Susanoo; it's too embarrassing, and he doesn't want that!
"Hmph!" She turned her head away.
After a brief respite from the barrage of comments, a new singer is about to begin her performance.
The barrage of comments in the sky was temporarily cleared, and the notification board provided by the Divine Tree's comment wall took over people's field of vision. [Recommended VCR: "Puppet Show"]
[Singer——]
The subtitles scrolled out one word at a time.
The male ninjas all hoped for names that weren't their own, while the female ninjas didn't care.
But perhaps there were more male ninjas, or perhaps the all-knowing gods simply preferred to waste their time on male ninjas—
So far, despite it being a singing competition, all the contestants are male ninjas.
[Singer: Uchiha]
When they saw these three words, Madara Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and even Fugaku Uchiha felt a chill run down their spines!
Those Sharingan eyes were wide open, like light bulbs.
[Singer: Uchiha Obito]
When the Sharingan saw the word "belt" appear, the other Uchiha breathed a sigh of relief.
Obito Uchiha was so angry he was about to curse! Wasn't singing "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute" enough?! Why did he have to sing it again?! Why did he have to be the "Strongest Songstress in the Ninja World"?!
"Let's be reasonable! Can I even be a songstress with a voice like that?!"
It's all because he disguised his voice as that old geezer Ban when he was young; his vocal cords were ruined long ago!
"This is so annoying! Don't let me—" Obito started to say, but then another name popped up.
[Singers: Uchiha Obito, Nohara Rin]
Obito swallowed what he was about to say, and even forgot what he had just wanted to say.
Rin Nohara: "? Do I have to sing too?"
She pointed to her nose, looking somewhat surprised.
"Actually, I think Obito's solo performance is quite good."
Madara Uchiha's lips twitched. "Are you serious, little girl?"
Lin nodded. "Seriously."
"—" Madara Uchiha was speechless.
Kakashi was speechless. "Rin, you spoil that guy too much."
As they were talking, a new video appeared showing Uchiha Obito wearing samurai armor and a half-mask.
"I've never seen Obito dressed like this before," Rin exclaimed in surprise.
Obito explained, "I've never worn clothes like this before, and what kind of mask deliberately exposes scars while covering the healthy side of the face?"
Sorry, but Obito Uchiha has rather high standards when it comes to masks. He has over a dozen masks in his Kamui dimension! (Proudly)
As the prelude begins, it's a unique and charming piece of ancient Chinese music—
Amidst the joys and sorrows of the martial arts world, there are also the personal emotions of its inhabitants.
Countless shards of glass are scattered in the scene.
Within each larger fragment, one can see familiar faces from the ninja world: Tobirama Senju, Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Pain (Tendo and Konan), Zabuza and Haku.
Jiraiya, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Orochimaru—
There's also Obito and Rin.
But everyone here is dressed strangely, their appearances more like wandering samurai, reclusive knights, or goddesses and priestesses than ninjas.
"What's going on?"
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Obito Uchiha was puzzled. He felt something was off from the beginning when he was wearing samurai armor, and then there was Rin dressed as a witch.
Although it's cute—
But now he's thirty-two, and when he sees 13-year-old Lin, he only feels that she's cute like a little sister or daughter, and he no longer feels the same excitement he had when he was a child!
Tobirama Senju turned to look at the mirror wall with the "Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline" on it. "Perhaps besides us and the Limited Tsukuyomi, there are other timelines that we don't know about."
There might not be any ninjas there.
Everyone was active in those worlds as a samurai, a knight-errant, or a ronin.
Obito, Rin:
【"Who mocks those who flaunt their beauty? Without hearts, how can they be a match? The bells ring crisply, the lamplight flickers dimly behind the curtains, you and I, the perfect pair~♪"】
It's actually a duet by Obito Uchiha and Rin?!
【卧槽！漂泊带土！！！】10w+人觉得很赞【虽然能听出来是带土的声音，但好像没有他嗓子那幺哑了？】10w+人觉得很赞【大概是修音过吧？】10w+人觉得很赞【带土修音过后的声音太好听了吧？】10w+人觉得很赞【好听吗？我觉得就普通人啊，有点搞不懂你们女人的审美。。。】10w+人觉得很赞【琳的声音倒是很好听！感觉像是雏田和天天的声音结合在一起，又温柔又清亮！】10w+人觉得很赞【我怎幺觉得琳在这里的声音有股子茶味儿呢？】10w+人觉得很赞【重点是歌词啊！我简直不敢想土子哥听到我和你，最天生一对」的时候会不会原地爆炸！】10w+人觉得很赞【宇智波带土：火遁·暴风乱舞！】10w+人觉得很赞【不愧是火影第一纯爱战神！宇智波带土唱这歌的声音也太他妈温柔了吧？？】10w+人觉得很赞【哈哈哈哈哈，宇智波纯爱战神终于和他的女神在一起唱歌了！】10w+人觉得很赞这歌声、这歌词、这弹幕——
The effect was absolutely explosive, even better than the omniscient gods on the other side of the screen had imagined.
Obito Uchiha's reactions in each timeline are quite remarkable.
Kannabihashi Timeline —
The 13-year-old Obito Uchiha didn't really understand the rest of the lyrics, but he did hear the line "You and I are the best match".
His face turned red, he was so nervous that he was breathing rapidly, and he was sweating profusely. He didn't dare to look in Lin's direction.
Kakashi glanced at him and sneered, "Look at you, you pathetic idiot!"
Obito, his face flushed red, yelled at him, "This isn't the time you were singing! I was the one comforting you!"
Kakashi was embarrassed. "Did I need your comfort?! You idiot! If you like someone, just confess! Do you need me to help you?!"
Sarutobi Asuma chimed in, "After reading so many comments, there are hardly any people in the entire ninja world, let alone Konoha, who don't know you like Rin, right? Obito."
Kurenai Yuhi: "I think Kakashi is right. If you like someone, why not just confess?"
Obito hung his head, thinking: But Rin likes Kakashi—
He believed he cared about Lin more than anyone else, so he knew perfectly well who Lin liked.
At this moment, Mitarashi Anko spoke up, asking Sarutobi Asuma, "How can you be so sure that the whole village, the entire ninja world, knows that Obito likes Rin?"
Asma was puzzled.
"Is something wrong?"
Red Bean, with a dumpling skewer dangling from her mouth, loudly proclaimed, "The all-knowing gods say that Obito's true love is Kakashi. Isn't Minato's team a huge love triangle?"
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"Shouldn't we just stop believing in this kind of thing?"
"But their analysis is logical and well-founded—"
Red Bean led the girls in the village to argue with Asuma, Genma, Hayate, and others.
From their innermost thoughts and underlying behaviors, they argued all the way up to a balance of power and complementary personalities.
As expected, the issues of pairings and combat power are things that will always be debated, no matter where you are.
However, although this kind of fight is intense, it's still much better than the life-and-death battles in the ninja world.
Obito's timeline of going berserk and turning evil: "Sorry, Rin."
"Why should you apologize?" Rin carefully considered Obito's feelings.
"You should like idiot Kaka, but you're tied to me by those who know everything."
"It's okay, Obito is also a very important person to me~"
"?"
Rin took Obito's hand, then grabbed Kakashi's hand and clasped their hands together.
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Madara Tobirama: BV1gu4m1F7Yf
Obito and Kakashi: BV1T7411r7wH (This version doesn't feature AI singing, but the music video is better edited)
Sasuke and Naruto: BV1wGp4eFEZT
The Ninja World Regret Edition: BV1Tb411s7zg (This version doesn't have AI singing, but the music video is better edited)