blogombal Chapter 286 Nobody told me that Wang Junkai's "Kai" is Might Guy!
Chapter 286 Nobody told me that Wang Junkai's "Kai" is Might Guy!
Chapter 286 Nobody told me that Wang Junkai's "Kai" is Might Guy!
Obito Uchiha started the conversation, but then it became unclear where to begin.
What should I say to Sasuke?
He said it was a path of no return, advising him not to drag Naruto down into the abyss of hell? But on the one hand, he wasn't cut out for lecturing, and on the other hand, what right did he have to lecture Sasuke?
Did he start the Fourth Shinobi World War? Or did he kill all the Uchiha members of the Uchiha Police Force? Or did he kill Ryu's comrade to help him awaken the Sharingan?
Having gone to such lengths, Obito Uchiha couldn't possibly use his seniority as an Uchiha to criticize Sasuke, could he?
Isn't this just eagerly inviting the teriyaki fire?
That's lecturing Naruto?
They said that Minato-sensei and Kushina-nee also didn't want you and Sasuke to go down such a thorny path.
If Naruto and Sasuke really go down this path, wouldn't Obito Uchiha, who indirectly caused the death of the Fugaku clan and the Minato family, be guilty of original sin?
In conclusion, Obito Uchiha: I am guilty—
Watching the resurrected Obito Uchiha lost in thought, acting out his own dramatic self, Sasuke finally believed that, freed from Madara and Black Zetsu's control, this guy really was quite like Naruto—an unnervingly stupid fool.
Uchiha Sasuke:
"The most beautiful dream of my life is having you by my side to explore the world together."
【"Oh~♪My Love~♪Let's get married~♪"】
The video still shows Sasuke's journey of redemption, with Naruto by his side. Such a journey is not lonely, but rather very pleasant and comfortable.
Under the invisible trees, the two sat down side by side. Naruto (19 years old) stared blankly at his right hand, recalling the past he and Sasuke had shared.
Sasuke thought Naruto was under a genjutsu and pressed his face close to Naruto's eyes. Naruto nervously turned his head away and changed the subject.
A feeling of peaceful and serene time.
Light seized darkness, and darkness held fast to the bond of light.
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Sasuke had originally decided that after living with his family for a month or two, he would embark on a journey alone to see the ninja world for himself.
The Fourth Hokage is resurrected and continues to serve as Hokage, so Naruto doesn't need to rush to learn Hokage lessons.
In this situation, the two would naturally travel together.
Sakura originally wanted to go too.
But after seeing so many good and bad comments, she decided to stop following the two of them.
She is who she is; she doesn't need to desperately chase after two people to prove her worth, and instead ignores what she wants to pursue besides romance.
That was the decision made, but upon seeing the video in the sky, Fugaku Uchiha's face darkened, like the calm before a storm.
Minato Namikaze was in the Hokage's office, and the ninja who came to report was so frightened that he secretly regretted not coming back tomorrow!
Uchiha Sasuke:
"I will love you with all my life~♪ I'm willing to give up everything~♪ I'll give you a happy home~♪"
Kushina wiped away her tears with a small handkerchief. "It really does resemble those two children's style."
"They longed so much for a happy home." Mikoto's beautiful eyes still held a trace of sadness.
Even if they were resurrected, Naruto and Sasuke's traumatic childhoods could never be healed.
Kushina nodded.
"If this is truly their choice, as a mother, I will support them!"
"Yes," Mikoto said. "Although the road ahead is bumpy, I believe those two children will overcome it."
Uchiha Obito, hiding in the Valley of the End 2.0 within the Kamui dimension, felt like slapping himself twice!
The other ninjas nearby strained to listen to the two mothers' conversation. The gossip gradually shifted to the fact that Sasuke and Naruto's wedding had been arranged, and they would get married once the two children came of age.
When Itachi Uchiha, who was eating dango at the dango shop, heard these rumors, he didn't even notice that a dango had fallen into his teacup.
Naruto sings:
【"Oh~♪My Love~♪Let's get married~♪"】
"I will love you with all my life~♪ I'm willing to give up everything~♪ I'll give you a happy home~♪"
The video clip showed countless moments of Naruto and Sasuke's arduous growth from childhood to adulthood, how they redeemed each other and came to accept one another.
For the next two minutes, the two sang in harmony within these scenes.
[3799] 100,000+ people think it's great [Jiraiya rewarded me with a copy of Icha Icha Paradise] 100,000+ people think it's great [Gaara rewarded me with 600 billion explosive tags] 100,000+ people think it's great [Hahahaha, Gaara rewarded me with 600 billion explosive tags, I'm dying of laughter! Is he that jealous? Out of the way!] 100,000+ people think it's great The Konoha Chunin Exams timeline Gaara, back in the Land of Wind, fell silent as he watched the VCR in the sky and the fleeting comments.
The fourth Kazekage Rasa, who was fortunate enough to survive, seemed to understand the meaning of the comments, but also seemed not to understand it.
This is deadly—
Luo Sha sighed, rubbing his forehead.
As the Kazekage of Sunagakure in the Land of Wind, he didn't want to clash with the Fourth Hokage of the Land of Fire, the man known as the Yellow Flash, over something like this.
Just thinking about it makes him feel embarrassed and exhausted.
Besides, there's also the Uchiha clan—
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Gaara was the Kazekage. He couldn't stay on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War indefinitely, so he had already led most of the Sand Village ninjas to the Land of Wind a month earlier.
At this moment, Gaara was at the Wind Shadow Pavilion, rubbing his stiff shoulders, looking at the VCR and bullet comments in the sky, and unconsciously sighed.
This sigh was noticed by Temari, who was giving him a report.
Feeling sorry for her younger brother, Temari cautiously remarked, "If you really have those kinds of feelings for Naruto, why don't you just tell him directly?"
Gaara was speechless. "How come even you're affected by the comments? I just want to be friends with Naruto."
Kankuro, who happened to walk in, asked, "Is it the Konoha-style friendship? Or the Uchiha-style friendship?"
"—" Gaara: "Like those people from Sunagakure, normal friends."
Naruto and Sasuke in the distance were both sneezing.
Itachi asked them if they had caught a cold and if they needed to warm themselves by a fire (Amaterasu/Great Fireball, choose one).
Sasuke and Naruto shook their heads, indicating that it was most likely someone in the ninja world who saw the video and was criticizing them.
Absolutely true—
Many traditionalists in the ninja world were cursing when they saw this video, saying, "Two of the strongest ninjas have died out like this?"
No, no, no, as long as they make good use of Yin-Yang Release and Orochimaru—
【7399】10w+人觉得很赞【天照地射！！】10w+人觉得很赞【楼上是手误，还是故意的？】10w+人觉得很赞【故意的！绝壁故意的！】10w+人觉得很赞【囍喜囍囍囍囍喜囍囍囍囍囍】10w+人觉得很赞【佐鸣是虐恋，鸣佐是甜宠，岸本还是太懂了。】10w+人觉得很赞【鸣人之前和佐井也有点不清不楚的吧？佐助回村以后不管管？】10w+人觉得很赞佐井：「？！！！！」
He had no way to defend himself!
Although he was initially added to Team 7 as a replacement for Sasuke, this replacement is not the same as that replacement!
Facing the probing, questioning, and judging gazes directed at him from all around, Sai wanted to tell the person who posted the comment: "Words can be dangerous!"
In the Boruto timeline, there are four 32-year-old men around the mirror: Uncle Sasuke, Uncle Naruto, Uncle Sasuke Ii, and the newly resurrected Uchiha Obito.
Obito tilted his head, looking puzzled as if he didn't understand the three of them.
In the ten years or so since he died, the world has been quite vibrant.
The three men, Uncle Sasuke, Uncle Naruto, and Uncle Sasuke Ino, were extremely embarrassed by being watched by Obito Uchiha.
Meanwhile, Boruto, Mitsuki, Sarada, and Kawaki are searching for them throughout Konoha. Because of this, Inojin Yamanaka, Shikadai Nara, and Chocho Akimichi also join in.
Later, even Raimon Denki, Yui Iwabe, Metal, Kakei Sumire, and others caught up with them.
Fortunately, this song is not very long, at least much shorter than Tobirama Senju's "Wugepo", with a duration of about half that of "Wugepo".
The disappearance of the VCR has made the other ninjas in the ninja world nervous again.
It's like playing a game; nobody knows who will be struck by lightning next.
It can only be said that ninjas outside of Konoha are slightly better off, as their chances are much, much lower than those of Konoha.
【Why are there only men? Can't we have some girls?】 10+ people liked this. 【Is my Afei not feminine enough? *sad face*】 10+ people liked this. 【His feminine power is a load of rubbish! It's a shame he's not playing the clown! Let Rin sing!】 10+ people liked this. 【I recommended the Konoha girl group, but I haven't gotten a spot yet, 0RZ】 1+ people liked this. 【The Konoha boy group is too popular; they probably won't finish singing Konoha's songs in three hours. Is there any hope for other villages?】
10+ people think it's great [I recommended a song sung by Gaara; both his and Shikamaru's voice actors are top-notch] 10+ people think it's great Because of this comment, the ninjas of Sunagakure are looking at their Fifth Kazekage Gaara like tigers and wolves, all clamoring for him to sing a song.
Gaara, unfortunately, simply cannot learn to refuse in matters like this.
[And Minato, Minato sings well] 10+ people think it's great. Kushina showed an excited look in her eyes, and it goes without saying what she was looking forward to.
The barrage of comments kept streaking across the sky—
【time】
【02:46:59】
And only 13 minutes had passed.
[Recommended Video: Handbook of Youth]
These songs are unheard of in the ninja world—
[Singer]
Upon hearing the word "youth," two ninjas became excited.
【MattKai.】
Sure enough! Just hearing the song titles alone is enough to ignite the youthful spirit of Matt Kay and Rock Lee.
"?!?!"
Neji and Tenten from Might Guy's team looked at their Jonin mentor in surprise.
The others breathed a sigh of relief; it seemed they weren't the ones who had died, and they felt relieved.
Naruto complained, "The song sounds normal just from the name, so why didn't I sing this kind of song with Sasuke?"
"You sing if you want to! Don't drag me into it." Uchiha Sasuke declared that he didn't want to sing a single song.
But his popularity is too high. Judging from the comments, the gods who seem to know everything have arranged many songs for him to sing.
Bullet Screen -
[Hahaha, is this the same Kai as Wang Junkai?] 10+ people think this is great. Ninja World: Wang Junkai? We've only ever heard of Might Guy.
[Okay, I've learned the song, but how do I open the Eight Gates?] 100,000+ people think this is great. Ninja World: Who told you that you can learn to open the Eight Gates by learning to sing? If that were true, we would all learn to sing!
Even the Ninja World's Songstress has to include them!
[So youthful!] 10+ people liked this: Exciting! Youthful!!!
[Let's get Lee to sing along, and it would be best to bring Neji and Tenten too.] 10+ people think this is great. [A poop-scooping Guy team?] 10+ people think this is great. [I'm so excited to think Neji might have seen our comments, I burst out laughing.] 10+ people think this is great. Hyuga Neji: "You know I'm watching, so don't say things like that!!"
Every day, I facepalm and complain: "These people are really something. They act like they've lost a billion dollars just to make us feel incredibly embarrassed in front of everyone."
"There's nothing embarrassing about this!" Xiao Li exclaimed, eyes wide and muscles tense. "We should stand with Teacher Kai! Because we're a team! A unified whole!"
Neji frowned, annoyed, and shook his head and sighed.
The two men said in unison, "Spare us!"
The Youth Training Manual VCR has officially begun! [Music starts, zero frame!] 10+ people liked this video.
"Follow my hand, right hand, one slow pong move~♪"
Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline: "Ah! It really is Super Strong Teacher's voice!"
The lyrics were once again modified by someone using bullet comments.
[Follow me in a push-up and handstand drill~] 10+ people liked this post. "Repeat the slow, heavy-handed push-up with your right hand~♪"
[Repeated squat jumps and frog jumps] The video, which received over 10 likes, features Might Guy seizing every opportunity to train his physique.
Push-ups, handstands, squats, and frog jumps.
"This song brings you joy~♪"
[This training will make you stronger~] 10+ people think it makes you more like "Have you fallen in love with me yet~♪"
【Have you opened the Eight Gates?】In the VCR video that 10+ people think is great, there are huge white teeth that can rub someone blind, paired with a thumbs up.
Immediately afterwards, Kisame became his sparring partner, like a punching bag.
His fist techniques, as graceful as a peacock spreading its tail, left Kisame utterly helpless.
The Konoha Chunin Exams timeline: The Hidden Mist Village ninjas watch a VCR in the sky and recite the plot of "Naruto":
"Is our Hidden Mist Village cursed by Konoha? Why is it that every time we, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, appear, we encounter ninjas from Konoha who can open the Eight Gates?! Just how many people in Konoha can open the Eight Gates?!"
【朝孔雀！】10w+人觉得交赞【朝为孔雀昼为虎】10w+人觉得交赞【凯皇的青春亦是我的青春】10w+人觉得很赞【hhhh拿着雾隐大刀出现在木叶忍者面前，有75百分的概率会触发被乓技能：通灵凯皇。】10w+人觉得变赞照美冥：「野兽样的男，不是我的菜啊。」
"At a time like this, Lord Mizukage should be thinking about how to remove the curse from the Mist-Hidden Blade, right?" Ao said without hesitation.
Mei Terumi waved her hand, "The curse on the Sharingan of the Cliff Chiha won't cause any trouble. As long as the Land of Water and the Land of Fire don't have conflicting interests, even if the Hidden Mist Blade encounters the Blue Beast of Konoha, there won't be any danger to the ninja."
In the comments section of the video, they learned that Konoha Village was the protagonist of a world, and that it would be foolish for their village to cause trouble for Konoha if they had nothing to do with it.
"It would be more important to strengthen communication with Konoha and have the Kage manage their Cliff Chiha clan."
Ao agreed with Terumi Mei's idea. Although this woman's thinking was sometimes a bit unconventional, her strength and vision were still there.
In the video, Kai sang "Manual of Youth".
Lyrics: "Follow my nose~♪"
Comments: [Even with Sharingan~] 10+ likes: "Eyes and ears~♪"
【You can't see through my pong-like actions~】10+ people think it's great. With these two lyrics, the VCR here is actually the scene where Might Guy saves the day when Itachi and Kisame invade Konoha!
A stylish flying kick sent Kisame flying, saving him—
Kakashi Hatake, on the verge of death.
Obito: ? ? ? ?
What did I just see? Rong, let's talk about it?
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Various versions of the Youth Training Manual:
Mighty version: BV1ty411z7Hs
Small version: BV1WCeSe4EgV (the most faithful version to the TF Boys)
Dai Kai • Previous Version: BV1WzePeaE6
Konoha Old Boys version: BV1J1421o74W
There's a version with a male lead, but I always felt it was sung for Sakura Haruno, lol.
This song hurt Sakura too much.