Chapter 162 They even have to pretend to fight when they hug.
Chapter 162 They even have to pretend to fight when they hug.
Chapter 162 They even have to pretend to fight when they hug (Seeking monthly votes)
Minato Namikaze watched as Obito Uchiha helped Kakashi, and couldn't help but feel anxious:
Obito! What exactly happened to you all this time?!
The Uchiha's unique eye technique! Controlling the Nine-Tails' power! He once thought it was the legendary ninja, Uchiha Madara!
They've even managed to use the Unseen Escape Technique, which belongs to the First Hokage.
Minato remembered that the masked man had previously said, "A cursed seal has been implanted in my heart, forcing me to obey their commands. I only have a short time to suppress that seal! You'd better do as I say quickly!!"
Who exactly are the "them" that Obito was referring to?!
Kakashi's hyperventilation symptoms finally subsided, but when Obito let his guard down, he reached out and removed his mask!
Minato would never forget that disfigured face, whether it was Kakashi's or Kushina's.
It was indeed Uchiha Obito who sacrificed himself at Kannabi Bridge!
They originally wanted to say something more...
The sacred tree's bullet screen, which they hadn't had time to pay attention to, suddenly started making noise again:
[The Fourth Agenda]
However, before the comment section could even reveal the fourth issue, Boruto, the protagonist of the Boruto timeline, protested:
"Wait! Is there anything else you're disappointed about? If there's a ranking, let us know!"
【"Can."】
Nine-Tailed Fox Timeline —
Minato assumed the mirror was what was controlling Obito, and when the mirror uttered the words "fourth issue," he took out a kunai.
He stood in front of Kushina, Naruto, Kakashi, and Obito.
However, lines of text began to appear on the mirror, something Minato Namikaze and the others hadn't expected!
[Naruto Regret Ranking]
[Eleventh Place]
Sasuke and Naruto did not end up together.
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[Comment: The moment the Rasengan and Chidori collided was more passionate than any wedding vow, and even their embrace had to be disguised as a battle.]
The Ninja World: "..—" Oh no!
Other ninjas: This bond is too strong! We'll take our leave!!
Kushina, Minato Namikaze, and Fugaku Uchiha were all stunned for a moment during the Nine-Tails' rampage timeline.
Even Obito Uchiha was stunned.
It's one thing for the mirror to follow, but why does that strange sense of regret have to follow too?!
Kushina looked at the child in her arms and murmured, "Sasuke is—"
The Third Hokage explained blankly, "My father and Naruto didn't know each other, and he didn't have any friends who called Naruto 'friends.' Most importantly, he and my mother had a pretty good relationship—"
At this point, Fugaku Uchiha was in an awkward position. He quietly raised his hand to remind the Third Hokage, "You previously agreed to let me use this name for my second son."
The Third Hokage was embarrassed. "Oh, right! Sasuke Uchiha!"
Konoha Ninja:
"......"
Kushina looked worried. "It seems that Naruto and Sasuke's relationship might not be very good. I told Mikoto before that I hoped they could get along well."
Minato: "But isn't that evaluation a bit strange? Chidori and Rasengan seem to be techniques that Kakashi and I use, right? What do you mean by 'more passionate than wedding vows'? And what does 'embracing in the name of battle' mean?"
Minato Namikaze, who had just become a father, felt that he was already worried about his son's sexual orientation. Fugaku Uchiha: ".---" I'll go back and discuss with Mikoto that we should try to keep Sasuke and the Fourth Hokage's son from meeting each other as much as possible in the future.
Obito Uchiha remained silent; he was the only one who had seen the previous comments about "gods who know everything."
This is also the only thing that I know at this moment is that "being together" here and "being together" there are not the same.
It's not a matter of whether Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto have a good or bad relationship; it's completely—
It's that kind of friendship that's hard to describe.
Forget it, Obito Uchiha can't learn that kind of thing.
Hmph! He's so straight!
Before the Uchiha clan massacre, the Uchiha members, who were sensitive to the timeline, were already feeling embarrassed for Sasuke.
The resurrected Second Hokage had a row of black lines on his face. Although he was not an Uchiha, he had the same sensitivity as the Uchiha and the habit of feeling embarrassed for others.
Such a beautiful yet tragic evaluation left both Kushina's and Mikoto's families unsure whether to try to bring the two children together or cruelly separate them.
Konoha Team Assignment Timeline - The two who had just experienced "love at first kiss" are now separated again.
In the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline, Zabuza, Haku, Uchiha, Kakashi, and Sakura all took a few steps back, giving Naruto and Sasuke enough space. Naruto's cavitation disorder flared up, and he grabbed his clothes to get away from Sasuke.
Sasuke, who did nothing, suffered the most damage. It's pitiful that he still has so many wounds caused by the senbon needles!
She looked at Sasuke, then at Naruto, and said something surprising: "Naruto-nii, Sasuke-nii, so that's what you two are like!"
Sakura-neechan is so pitiful.
Sakura: —
If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten how pitiful I am.
The moment the Rasengan and Chidori collided was more intense than any wedding vow, and they even had to use the name of battle to embrace each other.
The more cheesy those words were, the more Naruto wanted to read them aloud.
Uchiha Sasuke was so angry that his cursed seal hurt.
In the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline, only Sasuke and members of the Uchiha clan are present, so all the damage is focused on Sasuke alone.
No, there's also Shuiyue.
Looking at the comments and the overwhelming number of likes, he told Sasuke, "You guys seem to be only one like away from the original tenth place! If we could also like it, I would definitely help you move up."
Uchiha Sasuke: "—" He felt a chill run down his spine!
Would he really want to see the VCR of himself and that super idiot?!
Samurai Bridge Timeline —
Sasuke and the Uchiha clan have already followed Yahiko and Nagato towards the Land of Rain.
Obito and Itachi went to track down Black Zetsu.
Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, their resurrected parents, Jiraiya with the mirror, and the Sage of Six Paths, who was still an infant, returned to Konoha.
Seeing himself and Sasuke in the eleventh position in the mirror, Naruto found it quite amusing. He wondered when he would see Sasuke again and hoped that he would be happier with his family.
Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline —
"The moment the Rasengan and Chidori collided was more intense than any wedding vow, and they even had to use the name of battle to embrace each other."
Kakashi read the comments on the screen with a stiff expression, then sighed and said, "You two are indeed more entertaining than my 'Make-Out Paradise,' Naruto and Sasuke."
Sakura: "What are those gods thinking?"
Hinata smiled without saying a word.
Naruto got goosebumps, and Sasuke noticed that he didn't look too good.
Boruto Timeline —
Boruto and Himawari looked at Sasuke Uchiha with those kinds of eyes.
Uchiha Sasuke: "..—" His reputation is ruined in his later years.
Returning to the Nine-Tailed Fox's rampage timeline (originally the timeline of the 600 billion explosive tags).
Minato Namikaze asked Obito Uchiha what that mirror was.
Suddenly feeling a wave of nostalgia wash over him as he reminisced about his 31-year-old self (currently 14 years old), Obito Uchiha replied sullenly, "I don't know."
After the eleventh place was displayed on the bullet screen, the twelfth and thirteenth places were also listed.
[12th Place]
The Uchiha clan was wiped out.
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[Comment: When the lights of the Naka Shrine went out, even the moon was stained blood-red. After that night, the Konoha police force was deserted, with only crows circling above the empty clan grounds. It's a pity that the Uchiha used their Sharingan to record hatred, but forgot to record the love that gave rise to it.]
"The Uchiha clan was wiped out?!"
Fugaku Uchiha was terrified!
Obito Uchiha was the same, but thankfully these things only existed in the mirror. If there were bullets filling the sky, it would be difficult to deal with!
Fugaku Uchiha: "Fourth Hokage! What's going on?!"
Minato was unaware that he had spoken with Fugaku Uchiha, hoping to combine the influence of the Hokage and the Uchiha clan head to change the tense relationship between Konoha and the Uchiha.
"If Minato-sensei were still alive," Obito Uchiha said, "these things probably wouldn't have happened."
Minato: "Obito! You know?!"
Obito Uchiha: "This...this mirror can connect to the future. If Minato-sensei had died in the Nine-Tails' attack, the relationship between Konoha and the Uchiha would have been irreversible. In the end, the Uchiha, who attempted to launch a coup, would have been preemptively exterminated by Konoha."
Obito Uchiha felt he had wronged too many people, including not only Minato's family but also the Uchiha clan head's family, by not revealing Itachi's identity.
Hearing Obito's words, those around him were incredulous, yet they couldn't help but be drawn to the contents of the mirror. The timeline before the Uchiha clan's annihilation: "When the lights of the Naka Shrine went out, even the moon was stained blood."
"Konoha's security force is now deserted, with only crows circling overhead over the empty clan territory."
Although I haven't experienced these things yet, the images are already appearing in my mind through imagination.
The villagers of Konoha, who had been implanted with the Konoha-style friendship, felt a piercing pain in their hearts upon seeing this sentence structure! They all expressed their determination to "protect" the Uchiha clan in various ways.
"The Uchiha used the Sharingan to record hatred, but forgot to record the love that gave rise to that hatred."
The bullet comments received over three million likes?!
That means at least three million people felt sorrow and regret because of the Uchiha clan's suffering?!
The Uchiha clan realized early on that many of the all-knowing gods favored them.
To be honest, it's still...
I was a little bit touched!
Of course it's only a tiny bit, don't overthink it! And those guys from Konoha, stop sticking your noses around! Don't think we Uchiha aren't bastards!!
The Uchiha clan members in the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline are also planning to stay in the Land of Waves for the time being.
They also felt the favor from the gods, otherwise they wouldn't have given Sasuke the first chance to make a wish.
Because almost everyone knows that, right?
What kind of wish will Sasuke make?
They actually resurrected their entire clan! This is truly a miracle!
"But what about that Uchiha-style friendship?" the young Uchiha ninja asked hesitantly. "Do they have some kind of misunderstanding about us?"
"It seems to be because of what the Second Hokage said. He said that once we awaken the Sharingan for love, we will go crazy if we lose love again."
The person who said this was neither a ninja nor had they activated the Sharingan.
Therefore, he was unaware that the clansmen who had awakened their eyes did not refute the Second Hokage's words.
Because their clan's power was indeed immense, yet also incredibly contradictory. Love and power were constantly being lost, yet they grew stronger. Their initial dream was to protect the love they wanted to protect, but when they turned around, they found themselves completely alone.
Although people shouldn't be too greedy, they sincerely prayed to the all-knowing gods: could they change the tragic fate of the Uchiha clan?
[Thirteenth place]
[Kakashi is the only one left out again.]
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[Comment: The white hair blowing in the wind before the memorial stone was more silent than any farewell. Kakashi guarded Obito's fake grave for eighteen years, yet in the end, he was still left behind by Obito's words. The Sharingan can replicate a thousand ninjutsu, but it cannot replicate a complete heart.]
Nine-Tailed Fox Timeline —
From the comments, we can roughly guess what happened in the future. Obito Uchiha was so embarrassed that he forgot to use his Hollowfication ability.
Kakashi grabbed his sleeve, his eyes filled with the same aggrieved look as his ninja dog.
For some reason, Obito Uchiha suddenly remembered those few comments:
【Why do Konoha's Anbu members always seem to lose their husbands?】6497 people liked this. 【The three beauties of the Anbu could easily perform on stage!】2541 people liked this. 【Kamui can't hide her tears, Raikiri can't sever her emotions. The widow cries at the grave, the husband hides behind the grass. When they meet again, it's the Fourth Shinobi World War. Her heart is empty, only Kakashi remains. Character and genius, originally one person. In the end, only one returns. Widowed for eighteen years—
Obito: Get out of my Sharingan!!!
Obito Uchiha, who was 31 years old in his mind but 14 years old in his body, was going crazy with rage in his mind.
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