Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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"Why didn't you know better from the start?"

Zhang Chu calmly retrieved his terrifying thunder hammer, while simultaneously reaching out to stop Gu Qian, who was eager to give Qing Yu a "physical" crushing blow.

"Erkang, has that 'funny' over there been dealt with yet?"

Zhang Chu turned his head and asked.

"It's done. She's tied up tightly, I guarantee she won't be able to have any fun!"

Erkang responded and walked over carrying a firework that was tied up like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

At this moment, the Masked Fool Hanabi looked both pitiful and comical.

She was bound with special ropes in a standard four-horse rearing position, her eyes were covered with a black cloth, her mouth was stuffed with a large wad of cloth, and even her ears were stuffed with soundproof cotton!

The wooden clogs on their feet were also taken off, and all the props were stripped away.

This fully demonstrates the group's "high recognition" and "extreme vigilance" towards her ability to cause trouble.

"Mmm! Mmm! (Translation: Let me go! You bastard!)"

Fireworks struggled in vain, like a koi carp out of water.

When has she, a masked fool whose mission is to create chaos and pleasure, ever suffered such injustice?

What frustrated her even more was that, because she had been "summoned" by Qingyu through unconventional means, coupled with the four-person group's deep-seated stereotype of her as a "little devil and a comedian," she found that she seemed to have been given some "comedic character" traits in this world, such as...

Its struggling movements were particularly comical, and even its angry "uh-uh" sounds had a comedic effect.

"So... can someone explain this to me now?"

Cistraly pointed to the fireworks that were tied up like dumplings, and the series of events that had just happened that had overwhelmed her brain, her face filled with bewilderment and curiosity.

"And who is this...? He doesn't seem to be from Teyvat, does he?"

"Her name is Hanabi, and she comes from a world outside of Teyvat."

Zhang Chu rubbed his temples, feeling very tired.

"Her profession is 'fun person,' a professional troublemaker. As for her strength... she's not top-tier. If our top Teyvat fighters got serious, they should be able to hold her off. But her ability to cause trouble and create chaos is absolutely first-rate!"

He paused, his tone becoming unusually grave: "However, the most terrifying thing isn't her herself, but that she might act as a walking beacon of disaster, attracting an even more formidable and uncontrollable 'being'! That would be the real trouble!"

As if to confirm Zhang Chu's words—

"Hahahaha—! Hehehe—! Cluck cluck cluck—!"

A bizarre sound, extremely abrupt and mixed with maniacal laughter, shrill laughter, and silly laughter, as if dozens of people were laughing on different channels at the same time, accompanied by sharp whistles, the sound of balloons popping, and the sound of toy horns, exploded around everyone like a demonic sound!

The four of them instantly froze, as if they had been frozen in ice.

Their movements were extremely slow, filled with a sense of despair, as if thinking, "No way, not again?" They slowly twisted their necks, looking towards the source of the sound—

Suddenly, a red, exaggeratedly smiling, sketch-like object silently floated beside them, almost touching Er Kang's face!

"Hahaha! Look what you've seen!"

The red mask (Aha) shouted in an exaggerated, aria-like tone.

"Four... well, these quirky and hilarious characters actually managed to subdue Aha's adorable Fate Walker! This is so funny! Hahaha! Aha is so embarrassed! He actually got outdone!"

"When the hell did you get here?!"

Even while lying on the ground, Qingyu stubbornly launched a kick, which landed precisely on the red mask!

"Whoosh—thud!"

The mask was kicked and tumbled through the air several times before landing on the ground and bouncing twice.

However, the next second, the red mask reappeared unharmed in its original position in front of everyone, as if the kick just now was an illusion.

"Hahahaha! Aha got beaten up! Aha is so embarrassed! Aha is so embarrassed!"

Aha wasn't angry at all; instead, he laughed even harder, as if being beaten was something to celebrate.

Having laughed enough, it changed its tone, announcing with a mischievous excitement, "Next, Aha is going to get his revenge! I'll show you what the power of the God of Laughter really is!"

"What fun?"

Er Kang crossed his arms, tilted his head, and asked in a tone that suggested he was completely unfazed.

They weren't really worried, after all, if pushed too far, they might actually go to the Starry Sky Railway world and drag out Aha's true form (if that thing counts as his true form) for a "heart-to-heart talk".

"Hehehe! Watch closely!"

Aha let out a strange laugh, and a flash of light appeared on his mask.

The next moment, countless soft, colorful feathers that shimmered with a faint light suddenly appeared out of thin air on Hanabi, who was tightly bound and still wriggling and struggling like a caterpillar!

These feathers seemed to have a life of their own, and began to tickle Hanabi's most sensitive areas—such as her waist, armpits, and soles of her feet—frantically, gently, and continuously!

"Ugh—! Ugh ugh ugh—!!!"

Hanabi's body tensed instantly, and then began to twist and tremble violently and uncontrollably!

A muffled groan, a mixture of crying and laughter, escaped from his gagged mouth, and tears instantly streamed down his face from under the blindfold!

She wanted to laugh, but couldn't because her mouth was gagged; she wanted to escape, but was tied up and couldn't move; the extreme itching sensation washed over her nerves like waves, it was pure torture!

"Hahaha! Now you know how powerful Ahaha is! This is what happens when you offend the God of Fun! Hehehe!"

Aha watched Hanabi writhe in a disheveled manner and let out a satisfied and joyful (and perverse) laugh.

Everyone (including Qingyu, who had just recovered a little) watched the scene before them—a funny god was "torturing" his own Fate Walker by tickling him in order to regain his "face"—and fell into silence.

This is just too damn bizarre!

"Is its brain... not working properly?"

Cielly's lips twitched, and she finally couldn't help but complain.

This was completely different from the majesty and methods she had imagined gods should possess.

"you are right."

Zhang Chu nodded with a look of deep agreement, his tone filled with a sense of vicissitude.

"This guy's thought process is on a completely different level from that of normal living beings. Or rather..."

He glanced around at the few "abnormal" individuals present, as well as Hanabi, who was practically flying with excitement from being scratched, and made a concluding statement:

"It should be said that all the guys called 'Star Gods' have that serious problem to some extent."

(Including but not limited to: Aha, who is always looking for fun in the universe; Nanook, whose mind is full of destruction; Kripper, who is building walls everywhere; and the mystery that his existence is just a mystery...)

At this moment, Hanabi, the only one still "suffering," is devastated.

As she endured the feather torture, she screamed internally, "What the hell is this?! I'm just a masked fool trying to have some fun! Why was I kidnapped from another world?! Why am I tied up?! Why am I being tickled by my own star god?! This isn't funny at all! It's not funny at all, you bastard—!!!"

Nata's night, because of the intrusion of the god of pleasure, Aha, became even more abstract, chaotic, and filled with an indescribable atmosphere of "joy".

As for how this farce will end...

I'm afraid even Aha himself hasn't figured it out yet.

After all, for the God of Fun, the process is enough; what about the result?

What is that? Is it edible?

Chapter 161 Fireworks

"Is she... alright?"

Gu Qian carefully poked at Hua Huo, who had just been untied but seemed to have lost her soul, lying limply in a "big" shape with a vacant look in her eyes, with a hint of uncertain concern in his tone.

"It should be...nothing serious, right?"

Zhang Chu's tone wasn't entirely certain either. As he spoke, he casually ripped a thin, red mask, stuck to the surface like a sticker, from his hammer, which was still crackling with lingering lightning.

It was none other than the smug god Aha who was just showing off!

At this moment, Aha's mask was flat, and his expression (still that smiling face) was distorted, temporarily losing his ability to chatter.

Erkang squatted to one side, curiously examining the dazzling array of "trinkets" he had just plundered from Huahuo.

He kept marveling as he looked at it:

"Wow! Hanabi, you've got pretty complete gear!"

He picked up a small bottle containing pink powder.

"Itch powder?"

He kicked a metal clip that gleamed coldly.

"A mousetrap? What are you doing with that?"

Next came a packet of bright red chili powder, a bottle of unsightly green bitter melon juice, and a... pink thing that looked a bit like a microphone.

"This microphone has a rather unique design?"

Er Kang picked up the pink "microphone," weighed it in his hand, and felt that the texture was a bit strange.

"That thing isn't a microphone."

Qingyu explained with a dark expression, his tone carrying a hint of helplessness and disdain that implied "you've never seen the world."

"That's a vibrator, an adult toy."

Er Kang flung the pink stick away as if he'd been burned, staring in shock at the firework on the ground, which seemed to have regained some consciousness. His voice trembled as he exclaimed, "You...you...you...you're doing something so fancy?!"

At this moment, Hanabi slowly turned her head. Although she was still lying on the ground, a cunning and indomitable light had rekindled in her butterfly eyes.

She glanced at Erkang and retorted in a slightly weak but still arrogant tone:

"What's wrong, you little wild man? Is it wrong for Lady Hanabi to have some personal hobbies?"

"A little savage?!"

Er Kang's lips twitched violently. This nickname wasn't very hurtful, but it was extremely insulting!

"Hahahaha! Little savage! Little savage! That's a good name! Aha, I like it! Hehehe!"

Aha, who had been torn off and laid out on Zhang Chu's hammer, had somehow regained some of his strength. Although he was still in a two-dimensional state, he could now emit a faint but still annoying laugh.

"Are you done yet?"