Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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"Alright! The plot has been revised! Take this! I'm the main character!"

Er Kang excitedly manipulated the Water Blue with one hand.

In the scene, Shui Xinglan did a somersault (ignoring the fatal blow from before) and kicked the Star-Devouring Whale, who was still in the "Monkey Stealing Peaches" finishing pose, flying far away.

It stood firmly, and with a flash of light in its hand, a giant scythe wrapped in endless water waves and an aura of destruction appeared!

The camera zooms out abruptly! Zooms out incredibly fast!

The continent of Teyvat became a tiny dot, the surrounding planets became the background, and countless world bubbles emerged like soap bubbles...

In the end, on the vast scale of the universe, only the towering (and ridiculously chuunibyou) figure of Aqua Blue remained!

"End it! Annihilation Star Slash—!" (Erkang's own voice-over)

As Shui Xinglan swung her scythe down, an indescribable wave of destruction spread out, and everything around her—world bubbles, planetary backdrops…—collapsed and vanished silently, as if erased by an eraser!

"Hahahaha! Did you see that?! I'm incredibly handsome! Hahahaha!"

Er Kang excitedly opened the cockpit, jumped onto Shui Xinglan's head, put his hands on his hips, and laughed wildly, completely unaware that Zhang Chu had appeared behind him at some unknown time and was already gathering terrifying lightning, as well as the lightning hammer in his hand that was about to strike.

"boom--!!!"

"Aa ...

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?! Who told you to rewrite the script and create such a huge spectacle?! What if the budget explodes?! Who's going to take responsibility for the broken logic?!"

As Zhang Chu roared, he used his thunder hammer to perform "physical plot correction" on Er Kang, literally beating him into a living "folding screen".

After finishing the beating, Zhang Chu picked up the phone that had fallen to the ground and, with a dark expression, began to quickly delete and modify it.

"Destroy the world bubble? You're too kind! Change it to 'Water Blue teleports instantly and kills the Star-Devouring Whale in one move,' that's it! Simple and brutal!"

After making the revisions, Zhang Chu casually tossed his phone across the river of time, hitting the original author, who had just climbed back and was feeling dizzy and lightheaded, squarely on the head.

(Real world: Original author: "Ouch! Who hit me?... Hmm? How did the plot continue on its own?")

In that strange space, Skykirk, who had just recovered from her shock, looked at the giant whale in the distance, which seemed to have been beaten up by an invisible hand, its head covered in bumps, its eyes seeing stars, and it had completely lost its dreams and was lying there. A series of huge question marks appeared on her head.

From her perspective, what had just happened was utterly incomprehensible: the blue shark mech suddenly seemed to have activated a cheat code, kicking the whale away, then seemingly pausing for a moment before instantly appearing behind it, and then… the whale was gone?! Gone in a second?! Did it skip some crucial step in between?!

"Crack! Crack!"

A sickeningly loud cracking sound of knuckles popping suddenly rang out behind her.

Silky felt a chill run up her spine to the top of her head, her muscles tensed up, and cold sweat poured down her back.

She stiffly turned her head, bit by bit.

Suddenly, Qingyu appeared behind her, rubbing his hands together, a bright (and dangerous) smile on his face that seemed to say, "It's finally my turn to shine."

Silky's battle-hardened sixth sense was frantically warning her: Let's just give up, we can't win, and we can't escape!

But being the apprentice of the extremely vicious knight (and with a bit of wishful thinking) made her unwilling to sit idly by and wait for her death!

"Hmph! Pretending to be a ghost!"

Silky's eyes narrowed, and she drew her twin blades! Her aura reached its peak!

Silky Kirk is on!

Silky A went up!

Squirrel typed GG!

Process? There is no process!

Qingyu's figure blurred for a moment, as if he had just yawned and stretched.

The next second, Skirk found herself bound hand and foot, her mouth stuffed with a rag that appeared out of nowhere, a freshly made bump on her head, lying on the ground questioning her existence.

Qingyu clapped his hands and made a "done" gesture towards the submarine: "Cut off! Next dungeon!"

Chapter 99 Silk

"This is... inexplicably powerful..."

Silky lay sprawled on the ground, her eyes glazed over.

She didn't even see what the other person was doing; she only felt a gust of wind pass by, and then she was tied up like a dumpling, with a suspicious-smelling rag in her mouth.

The disparity in strength left her with no will to resist, so she simply accepted her defeat.

"So, what should we do with this disciple of the 'Extremely Evil Rider'?"

Zhang Chu carried Er Kang, who had just been "physically corrected" to a half-dead state, over and kicked the "zongzi" on the ground.

Qingyu stroked his chin, his eyes darting around, when suddenly a "ding" sounded on his forehead, and a bright light bulb materialized!

Skirk stared at the light bulb that had appeared out of nowhere, falling into a deeper silence and confusion: "..."

(What's going on with this group?!)

Qingyu completely ignored the way Silky looked at him like he was crazy, and mysteriously pulled out a test tube from behind his back. Inside was a viscous medicine that looked very suspicious and flickered with an eerie blue light.

"How about... we try this?"

Qingyu shook the test tube, and the blue liquid shimmered with a dreamy yet dangerous luster under the light.

Upon seeing the vial of medicine, Zhang Chu, Gu Qian, and even Er Kang, who was lying on the ground, instantly understood!

"Good idea!"

Er Kang stubbornly raised a thumb, only to be mercilessly shaken off Zhang Chu's shoulder, causing him to fall flat on his face once again.

“Excuse me, Miss Skykirk.”

Gu Qian walked up to the bound Sikerk from behind, and like lifting a kitten, carefully pinched the back of her collar with two fingers and lifted her up.

"Wait! What are you doing! What is that thing?!"

As Skykirk watched Qingyu approach with a standard villainous smirk and the blue vial in his hand getting closer and closer, she finally panicked.

Her strong will to survive made her start to struggle, but it was useless against the overwhelming strength (and the rope).

"Relax, relax, it's nothing, don't worry, it's a good thing!"

Qingyu spoke in a coaxing tone, but his hands moved with lightning speed, prying open Silky's mouth and gulping down the entire vial of medicine!

"Ugh! Glug...cough cough cough!"

The moment the potion entered her mouth, Skykirk's eyes widened violently, then rolled back in her head wildly. Her body convulsed violently as if she had been electrocuted, and even a few blue bubbles came out of her mouth.

When the last drop of the medicine was poured down her throat, Skykirk's head lolled to the side, and she collapsed to the ground like a corpse, motionless.

"She...she should be alright, right?"

Gu Qian carefully poked Silky's flushed cheek with his huge finger and asked worriedly.

Qingyu clapped his hands confidently.

"This potion was carefully developed by me! It will be an immense benefit for her, allowing her to relive her carefree childhood!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Skykirk's entire body began to emit a dazzling white light, and her outline began to shrink and deform within the white light...

When the white light dissipated, what appeared before everyone was no longer the cold and powerful apprentice of the Evil Knight, but a little girl who looked only seven or eight years old, with soft silver short hair and a chubby face, who was fast asleep on the ground!

Little Skirk! She even gave an adorable yawn!

Everyone: "..."

The air was deathly silent.

After a long while, Zhang Chu silently and slowly raised his huge thunder hammer once again.

His face was so black it looked like ink could drip from it, and dangerous arcs of electricity began to crackle around him.

"Wait a few seconds."

Zhang Chu's voice was as cold as the Siberian cold front.

"I'm going to drag that bastard teacher, what's his name, 'Extreme Evil Rider,' out and beat him up."

Gu Qian didn't react.

"He taught a little girl to be so bitter, resentful, and violent?"

Zhang Chu's anger level visibly soared.

"Is this something a human being would do?! What kind of education is this? This is destroying the flowers of our motherland! They must be re-educated!"

After saying that, Zhang Chu's figure vanished from the spot in a flash, leaving only a trail of flashing lightning that shot straight into the sky.

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Deep in the distant universe, on a desolate planet.

While meditating and comprehending the "Path of Extreme Evil," the Extreme Evil Rider suddenly felt a terrifying killing intent lock onto him, making his soul tremble!

He abruptly opened his eyes, only to see a figure wreathed in destructive lightning hurtling towards him like a meteor! He didn't even have time to defend himself or ask any questions—

"boom!!!!!!"

After a deafening roar, the entire planet trembled.

Where the Evil Rider once stood, only a huge, human-shaped crater remained.

At the bottom of the pit, the Extreme Evil Knight had been hammered into a thin, blurry-featured... two-dimensional paper doll by some incomprehensible force! A gentle breeze blew by, and the paper doll swayed slightly in the wind.

Zhang Chu stood at the edge of the pit, patted non-existent dust off his hands, and coldly said to the piece of paper, "When you start teaching in the future, remember to strengthen character education, especially psychological counseling and childhood care! If I find you misleading students again, I'll fold you into a thousand paper cranes next time!"

After saying that, he transformed into lightning again and disappeared.

All that remained was that piece of paper with the bewildered face of the extremely evil rider printed on it, lying in disarray in the wind.

Chapter 100 Fukalos

Ying: "..." (Pupils dilate, brain freezes)

Paimon: "..." (Covering her mouth with her little hand, flying unsteadily)

Navilette: "..." (A crack appeared in the Supreme Judge's majestic mask, and his fingers unconsciously tightened their grip on the scepter.)

Frynn: "..." (She was just worried about the prophecy, but now her mouth is agape and she's frantically switching between Skirk and the group of four.)