blogombal Chapter 59: Outstanding Effect! Master's "Flame Palm" is so powerful, my butt is on f
Chapter 59: Outstanding Effect! Master's "Flame Palm" is so powerful, my butt is on f
Chapter 59: Outstanding Effect! The protagonist's "Flame Palm" is so powerful, my butt's on fire! (Please continue reading!)
[Ding! This live stream has earned a total of 3799 Influence Points!]
[Current reputation level: Level 3, Guests Arrive!]
[To advance to the next reputation level, you need 16197 more Influence Points!]
Seeing the system's notification, Ye Yinchuan was stunned.
The influence points gained from this live stream were about a thousand fewer than the previous one.
Upgrading your system reputation level will only require more and more points.
"This is a huge pitfall they've dug for me!"
Fortunately, the system is somewhat benevolent; at least this "reputation upgrade" requires "acquisition" rather than "consumption."
Otherwise, you'll need points for both "Super Influence" and "Listening Heart".
Even if I stream for 24 hours a day, I still won't have enough points later on!
Tucao returns to Tucao.
Ye Yinchuan wasn't so extreme as to think these were all bad things.
After all, the system is so powerful, it's reasonable to have some cost, right?
Moreover, demand fuels motivation to strive.
"From now on, I'll have one show in the afternoon and one in the evening. I can even rest if I'm tired or in a bad mood. Although I'm short on influence points, I can't let the system influence me. Otherwise, what's the difference between me and a disguised slave or corporate slave?"
Ye Yinchuan said with perfect clarity.
He didn't want to be a slave to the system. No matter how powerful the system was, it was just a tool to help him succeed.
Even if one day you suddenly lose the system, you must not give up.
"Let's keep this influence for now."
Ye Yinchuan thought that if there was a time when he needed "the heart of listening," it would be embarrassing if he didn't know what to do.
In any case, raising a Munchlax is not something that can be done overnight.
With "Super Influence," you can boost your influence anytime, as long as you have some points.
After confirming the relevant information about the system.
Ye Yinchuan checked his earnings in the live stream backend and gave a wry smile when he saw that he had earned 1278.6 yuan.
Just as I expected.
The revenue from live streaming tips is very unstable, sometimes a lot and sometimes a little, depending entirely on the mood of the viewers.
Or, in other words, certain special circumstances can greatly increase the probability of receiving a tip.
"Forget it. These are things I can't control, so there's no need to waste my energy on them."
Ye Yinchuan took a deep breath, sweeping away the slight gloom brought on by the "reduced profits," and immediately became optimistic.
"Maybe it'll go up during tonight's live stream. If it doesn't, that's okay, it'll be enough to live on for now."
Optimistic people often possess another trait: contentment.
As the saying goes, contentment brings happiness.
"Take a good rest, then keep trying!"
Ye Yinchuan stretched, but still felt a little tired.
He yawned and leaped onto his little bed.
As you know, our family's financial situation is such that the bed isn't big, and with the little Munchlax around, it's quite crowded.
But the softness and warmth of the quilt are real.
When you're sleepy, the moment you lie down, it feels like you're floating in the clouds, and you immediately give up thinking.
"Kirby, come here! Serve me in bed!"
Ye Yinchuan patted the side next to him.
The little Snorlax tiptoed over and slowly laid its heavy body on the bed.
Munchlax once acted recklessly, and as a result, the bed collapsed.
The old bed frame creaked as if it were bearing an unbearable weight, or as if an old man had been bent over by the weight.
Ye Yinchuan liked this feeling of being pressed against the wall, squeezed between the Snorlax and the wall.
One side of the wall was cool to the touch.
The little Snorlax on one side is fluffy, bouncy, and warm.
Wrapped in the blanket, it wouldn't be difficult for Ye Yinchuan to sleep until nightfall or dawn.
Anyone who has ever held a large dog or a large plush toy knows how stress-relieving and therapeutic it is.
Munchlax is a combination of the two.
"I need to set a time, so I can take a nap, have dinner, and then I have to do a live stream tonight."
Ye Yinchuan was already a little drowsy when he remembered to grab his phone and set an alarm.
I'll just take a 20-minute nap.
The main reason is that I'm afraid of being late for the nighttime live stream.
There's nothing else to it, it's just that damn ambition getting the better of me.
Ye Yinchuan didn't want to lose popularity during this important newbie bonus period because of his laziness.
Although sleeping in all day and having fun eating, drinking and playing are great.
But if you slack off for a while, you'll have to work twice as hard to make up for it later, which isn't worth it.
A 20-minute nap.
It's actually very short, but if you sleep soundly and deeply, you'll feel quite satisfied, and even feel refreshed when you wake up.
"Kirby, wake up!"
Ye Yinchuan patted the little Snorlax, which was fast asleep, making soft, rhythmic snores.
Just as Ye Yinchuan was wondering how to climb out, the doorbell rang.
"Your food rations have arrived. Dinner is ready!"
Upon hearing keywords like "food" and "eating," the usually refractory Munchlax suddenly—
His eyes were wide open like saucers, and saliva was starting to trickle from his mouth.
Even my stomach started rumbling.
The main point is that you're either making rice or on your way to making rice.
It's no exaggeration to say that Snorlax sleeps only to concentrate on digestion...
The little Snorlax rolled over and got up; the rebound of the bed almost sent Ye Yinchuan flying.
Even more surprisingly, the little Snorlax immediately ran over and opened the door.
"Kirby! You can't open the door to strangers!"
Ye Yinchuan caught up from behind, both amused and annoyed, and grabbed the little Munchlax by the back, giving it two quick slaps.
The latter curled up, looking like she was afraid of being hit and felt very wronged.
This thing always does this, which makes Ye Yinchuan feel soft-hearted and he doesn't know how to discipline it.
Ye Yinchuan once doubted how Xiao Kabi, with its thick hide, could possibly feel pain after just a couple of pats.
However, they were hampered by a lack of evidence.
"Well, you little Kirby, this time I'm actually listening. Let's see if you're just faking it!"
[Exclusive Skill: The Heart of Listening!]
Munchlax's inner thoughts: "Hehe, I love it when Master chases after Munchlax and plays 'kaa'! Hit me, hit me! Master's little slaps don't hurt at all, hmm~ Anyway, Munchlax pretends to be in pain, so Master won't hit me anymore, kaa! Munchlax wants to play again next time! Kaa hmm!"
"I knew it! I didn't expect someone with such thick eyebrows and big eyes to be so dishonest. Take this Fiery Palm!"
It seems that Munchlax is somewhat "unfazed by its own shortcomings".
Ye Yinchuan decided to adopt a method of education based on love.
He stretched out his palm, breathed on it, swung it around, and slapped it hard on the little Snorlax's bottom, leaving a red handprint.
"Huh?!"
(Master?! You're serious?!)
The little Snorlax stared wide-eyed, its expression one of disbelief, as if it had suffered a major blow to its soul.
"Oops... I think I used a little too much force. Let me rub Kirby's bottom. Kirby is the best. It doesn't hurt at all when I spank you. I'm doing this for your own good. What if I'm not home and you open the door for a stranger and get kidnapped?"
Ye Yinchuan rubbed the little Snorlax's butt with his hand, and his own hand felt numb and painful.
I wanted to gasp, but I had to hold it in. I couldn't let Munchlax know that I was in even more pain!
Some people are pretending to comfort Munchlax, but in reality, they are using Munchlax's bouncy butt to relieve their own pain.
This move, "Flame Palm," can be described as injuring the enemy eight hundred while damaging oneself a thousand!
"Click..."
(Feeling wronged, this is the first time Master has hit Kirby so hard! But Kirby will remember this! He will never open the door for strangers again! Even if there is something delicious! But Master's "Flame Palm" is really powerful, it feels like his butt is on fire!)
Hearing the little Munchlax's thoughts, Ye Yinchuan felt a mix of emotions, a pang of heartache mixed with a relieved smile.
"Spanking might hurt a little, but it won't cause any real harm. The key is to teach Kabby a lesson."
At the same time, he secretly marveled at how convenient this listening mind was.
Otherwise, I really wouldn't have been able to "educate" Munchlax in such a perfect way!
The funny thing is...
This little Snorlax is so cute and funny! Does it think pain feels like being burned?
On second thought, pain itself is burning hot, so it makes sense!
Having confirmed the outstanding effectiveness of "education through love," Ye Yinchuan shut down "the heart of listening."
This thing uses up too many points, remember to turn it off as soon as you use it!
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(End of this chapter)