blogombal Chapter 143 He generally doesn't laugh unless he can't help it.
Chapter 143 He generally doesn't laugh unless he can't help it.
Chapter 143: I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it.
Just then, someone in the union spotted her and shouted in surprise.
"Hmm—hey, look! That blue hair, it's the goddess!!"
"It's true! The goddess has descended!!"
"Goddess-sama! Goddess-sama!"
The union suddenly became chaotic, with everyone raising their hands to Aqua, some even raising their glasses, and everyone wearing expressions of gratitude.
Charlotte and the others were also extremely surprised.
"Oh, wow, it's so popular!"
"How did everyone actually treat Aqua as a goddess?" Kazuma Sato was also incredulous.
At that moment, one of the residents came over, knelt down in front of Aqua, clasped his hands together, and pleaded earnestly, "Goddess, please bless us! Goddess, please have mercy on us once again!"
"Raise your heads! Goddess Aqua is very merciful to those who seek salvation!"
The holy high priestess really looks like a goddess!
Seeing this, even Darkness said with some doubt, "My husband's family worships Aqua so much, could it be—she really is a goddess?"
"How could that be? Everyone's just been fooled—" Megumin instinctively denied. After all, look at Aqua, she's always like that, not at all like a goddess.
However-
"Goddess-sama! Goddess-sama! Goddess-sama!————"
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The men in the union began shouting; their enthusiasm seemed genuine, a true expression of gratitude and respect for Aqua, bordering on loyalty.
Aqua, who was already a goddess, was slightly shy and said somewhat awkwardly, "If everyone really calls me goddess, goddess—even if I really am a goddess, I'll still feel shy—hehehe."
Please don't be so modest!
"Because you really are a goddess!"
"Yes, you truly are the Goddess of the Toilet!!"
----Um???
Aqua's expression froze. She stared blankly at the crowd surrounding her, her smile gradually turning awkward as she said, "Strange, did I hear wrong? It seems like some extra words were added before the goddess's name—"
"Everyone is so happy because the toilets are clean now! From now on, whenever there's a problem with the toilets, we'll consult our goddess first!"
"Yes, yes! We'll be counting on you!"
"Goddess-sama!!"
The direction of the people's worship is completely wrong.
"Wait a minute!" Aqua exclaimed anxiously, staring dumbfounded at the cheering crowd. "This isn't how I planned it! I did purify the toilet water, but they're calling me the goddess of the toilet and all that—"
"I see—" Darkness suddenly understood, "It's to show respect for Aqua's toilet-cleaning skills, that's why they call Aqua a goddess!"
"Indeed, when it comes to cleaning toilets, I, Megumin, would call Aqua the best! In that case, why don't we save up our skill points and become a professional toilet cleaner?" Megumin said understandingly, but it was a heartbreaking statement.
"No way! I really am a goddess! Charlotte, Kazuma! You two, say something too!"
Aqua shouted excitedly at the other two.
Charlotte and Kazuma Sato exchanged a glance.
"Doesn't the goddess in the toilet look a lot like Hanako from the toilet?"
"Oh, that really does feel right. Actually, there's not much difference, is there?"
"—I, I said—you two—you're not—laughing at me, are you?" Aqua seemed very shaken, her eyes wide with disbelief.
"Please don't say that, Aqua! You are our comrade after all, so we don't usually laugh!"
"—Unless you can't help it."
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—Pfft! 】X2
"Wow!"
Aqua immediately burst into tears, sobbing and shouting, "Seriously, I'm the goddess of water, not the goddess of toilets!!!"
Unfortunately, her complaints were not comforted. On the contrary, because the water goddess's bodily fluids had a very powerful purifying effect, the believers collected them after seeing Aqua shed tears, seemingly preparing to use them as a powerful cleansing solution.
This goddess is truly shameful.
"Pfft—" 4
Even Darkness and Megumin couldn't hold back their laughter, covering their mouths as they burst out laughing.
Aqua cried even louder.
After a while, she gradually stopped crying, because she found that her crying not only did not bring comfort, but her tears were also being collected, so in the end it turned into soft sobs, and she lay on the table with her shoulders shaking.
"I'm sorry, Aqua, we weren't making fun of you."
"Oh, right. Even though the reputation isn't great, you're being treated like a goddess—see, isn't this what you've always wanted? So, don't be sad anymore, okay?"
Darkness and Megumin were trying their best to comfort Aqua. Charlotte and Kazuma Sato didn't care much, after all, the idiot goddess was the type who would fall asleep after crying herself to sleep and forget everything that happened yesterday once the sun rose, so there was no need for comforting her.
However, Aqua seems to have her own ideas.
"I want to leave here."
"—What, you want to go back to the Heavenly Realm? You can go wherever you want, but let me make this clear beforehand: I'm not going to fight the Demon King or anything like that! I just made a fortune, I need to enjoy myself!"
Kazuma Sato quickly said that.
Sure enough, once he had money, his mind changed; he no longer seemed enthusiastic about being an adventurer.
"No way!" Aqua slammed her hand on the table, her eyes slightly flushed, and said to this kind of person, "Since no one in Axel acknowledges me as a goddess, then I'll go to the place where they do!"
"—Does such a place exist?"
Kazuma Sato expressed his doubts.
Aqua snorted loudly and said, "Kazuma, you're such an idiot! I'm a goddess! A genuine goddess!! As a goddess, of course I have followers!"
"If you call me an idiot again, I'll beat you up! By the way, do you really have any followers?"
"Yes, I have!!"
The two started arguing.
Darkness blinked and said, "Could it be—Aqua is referring to Alcanredia, the city of hot springs and water?"
"Wait a moment, the hot spring?"
Kazuma Sato caught the key phrase, and seemingly realizing it was inappropriate, he coughed awkwardly and changed the subject, saying, "So, um—"
"Alcanredia".
"Yes, is there a problem with that Alcanredia?"
"Alcanredia is a famous hot spring resort with healing properties and a soothing effect on the soul. Many people like to go there for leisure and vacation, but—it is also the stronghold of the Axis religion."
"—Okay! Let's go on vacation to Alcanredia!"
"Kazuma, are you even listening to me?!"
Sato Kazuma couldn't sit still as soon as he heard about the hot spring resort. He completely ignored the fact that it was the headquarters of the Axis Cult and decided to go there to indulge in some luxury. He would then take the opportunity to enjoy the mixed baths and feast his eyes. You could tell from his extremely lewd face.