blogombal Chapter 93 Lu Xiaobai's Glorious Deeds!
Chapter 93 Lu Xiaobai's Glorious Deeds!
Chapter 93 Lu Xiaobai's Glorious Deeds!
Inside the courtyard, Zhi Jinhua was holding her phone, her fingers flying across the screen. Her eyes were wide open, and she was making "tsk tsk" sounds of amazement from time to time.
"Holy crap!"
"Did Xiaobai always play this elaborately?"
Zhi Jinhua couldn't help but exclaim, turning her phone screen towards her equally curious friend next to her.
The screen displays various "glorious deeds" and comments from netizens about "Mahoutsukai" (magician) on foreign websites:
[A tornado struck the playground of Flammel Academy, killing dozens of students instantly!]
[Mysterious explosion at an unnamed snow-capped peak in the Alps! Officially attributed to meteorite impact; witnesses report seeing a suspicious white figure!]
A thousand-year-old Buddha statue mysteriously disappeared, causing panic among the monks. A week later, the statue miraculously returned to its original position, intact! The abbot of the temple remains silent about the incident!
[A terrifying midnight sight has appeared in London! Citizens capture a bizarre scene of "a procession of ghosts"! Experts urge people to reduce late nights and be wary of mass hallucinations!]
[The only good deed a mage could do? Artificial rain to relieve drought backfires and causes flooding! A certain extraordinary town mayor declares: What we need is rain, not a tsunami!]
"Pfft—! Playing with tornadoes at the academy? Bombing mountains in other countries? Stealing Buddha statues from monks? Strolling through the city at night with a bunch of ghosts?"
"The only time we tried to do something good with artificial rain, it ended up flooding the whole town?!"
As Zhi Jinhua read the title and comments, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! What on earth is this?!"
Looking at the news stories that challenged my worldview and were full of "performance art" elements.
The members of the Lu family troupe looked at each other, their initial shock gradually turning into suppressed laughter, and finally into a state of bewildered amusement.
They originally thought that "magician" was a very prestigious and honorable title, just like the "Ten Elders" in China.
When I looked at it—good heavens!
He's famous enough, but he's a complete opposite of what's expected and has been plagued by nightmares!
This is practically a walking "trouble-making machine"!
"Haha, what's this feeling—"
Zhi Jinhua put down her phone, looking both speechless and amused, and remarked, "The more I look at it, the more it seems like something that naive kid I met the first time would do? It's so typical of his immature, chuunibyou (delusional) style! Hahaha!"
Everyone nodded frantically in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes! It's so accurate! Blowing up a mountain to steal a Buddha statue and then taking a ghost for a stroll! That's some amazing stunt! No wonder he's a newbie!"
"I think Xiao Bai might be—" Bai Shixue's eyes lit up, as if she had thought of some earth-shattering deduction, and she was about to excitedly say it out loud.
Click!
The courtyard gate was suddenly pushed open!
Lu Xiaobai's aloof figure appeared at the door.
"!!!" Bai Shixue was so frightened that she swallowed the rest of her words.
She covered her mouth tightly with both hands, her big eyes filled with terror, and shook her head desperately to show that she hadn't said anything!
However, this group of people who loved watching the drama unfold quickly surrounded Lu Xiaobai!
Pairs of eyes, gleaming with gossip, mischief, and an "we already know" light, focused on him like searchlights.
Judging from their attitude, they absolutely won't let him go until they dig up some juicy dirt!
"Magical Girl!"
Zhi Jinhua pushed up her glasses, the lenses reflecting a gleam of "wisdom," and with a sly yet delighted smile on her face, she leaned closer.
"Come on, tell me the truth! Why are there two of you?"
She paused, then, remembering the photo she'd just seen, added with a mischievous grin, "No, it should be three of you, right? Hehehe!"
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Lu Xiaobai stared expressionlessly at the group of guys in front of him, their eyes gleaming like hungry wolves.
For the first time in my life, I truly understood the feeling of wanting to disappear on the spot when surrounded by onlookers.
So this is what it feels like to be surrounded by people gossiping like this—it's so suffocating!
Just then, Xu Si, who had been eavesdropping for a while, came over with a grin.
With an effortless flourish, he reached out and hooked his arm around Lu Xiaobai's shoulder, pulling him closer. A signature, incredibly smug grin spread across his face: "Hehe, you guessed right! There really are three Xiaobais!"
Xu Si winked at Zhi Jinhua and Bai Shixue, deliberately lowering his voice to "reveal" something that everyone around them could hear.
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"I'll let you in on a little secret, this is the one I'm hugging."
He gently patted Lu Xiaobai's shoulder, "This is the real, complete adult! The original! As for the one that the Lu family girl is holding in her arms—"
He drawled, a wicked grin on his face: "Those were clueless kids back in their 'little brat' days, they knew nothing, that's why they were so easily fooled!"
He paused, his gaze sweeping over the inexplicably excited faces of Zhi Jinhua and Bai Shixue, before he dropped the final bombshell with a wicked grin: "How about it? Interested in challenging this 'hellishly difficult' iceberg-like character, Xiaobai? If you succeed—"
He deliberately dragged out the last syllable, his smile growing increasingly lewd: "Hehe, you guys are having a blast!"
"The reward is the chance to play with three different 'versions' of newbies at once, hehehe!"
These suggestive words, coupled with Xu Si's smug expression, were incredibly damaging!
Zhi Jinhua and Bai Shixue's minds instantly drifted into fantasy!
"Three newbies" and "hehehe" — these words combined instantly conjured up some indescribable, "heaven-defying" images in their minds!
Their eyes were practically curled up like mosquito coils, and they even unconsciously drooled from the corners of their mouths.
(Zhi Jinhua, Bai Shixue: Hehehe~! Three little white rabbits, ah, I'm dead————)
"Hey! Wake up! Stop daydreaming!"
Seeing that the two were about to completely "fall into depravity," Xiao Xiao couldn't bear to watch any longer.
He reached out and pressed down on the heads of Zhi Jinhua and Bai Shixue respectively, forcibly turning their dazed gazes toward Lu Xiaobai, whose shoulders were being held by Xu Si.
"Eeeeeeeee—!!!"
The moment their gazes focused, Zhi Jinhua and Bai Shixue were jolted awake, their souls nearly flying out of their bodies!
What did they see?
Those were eyes as cold as a Siberian cold front, colder than an Arctic iceberg!
At this moment, Lu Xiaobai's icy blue eyes were staring intently at the two of them, devoid of any emotion!
That look seemed to say: If you dare to have any more wild thoughts, I'll freeze you into ice sculptures, then smash you and throw you away!
"Hahaha! That's hilarious!"
Upon seeing this, Xu Si, the instigator, burst into gloating laughter. He quickly released his grip on Lu Xiaobai's hand and shouted to Xu San beside him, "Alright, Third Brother, we've had enough of the show! Let's go!"
"Let these energetic young people have their fun! Remember to call Grandpa Lu later to discuss arranging manpower to deal with the Quanxing!"
Xu San looked at Feng Baobao, who still looked dazed, and was about to say something when Xu Si grabbed his arm and pulled him away without saying a word.
"Hey, with Xiaobai and Zhang Chulan around, don't overthink it!"
"Babies also need some private space and to interact with others more!"
Hearing Xu Si's words, Xu San hesitated for a moment, then looked back at Feng Baobao, who had a blank expression, and was eventually dragged away by Xu Si.
"Oh, they're gone now."
Feng Baobao stared blankly at the two figures as they walked away, muttering something in Sichuan dialect.
"Hey! Little White! Just say one thing! Just one thing!"
Even after recovering, Zhi Jinhua was still unwilling to give up. She put her hands together in front of Lu Xiaobai and made a pitiful, coquettish gesture.
"You're going to drive us crazy!"
"Please! Tell me! Why are there three of you?"
Looking at Zhi Jinhua's persistent and relentless manner.
Even Lu Xiaobai's perpetually icy expression couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his mouth.
On the other side, Feng Baobao was also surrounded by people.
A boy who looked only thirteen or fourteen years old and was unusually short.
He carried a long knife on his back, and with a look of youthful fearlessness and eagerness on his face, he spoke loudly in Mandarin with a slight regional accent:
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"Hey! Feng Baobao! Dare to have a go right now?"
"Anyway, the next match is against me! Rather than being defeated and humiliated in front of so many people, I might as well just admit defeat now!"
Feng Baobao raised her naturally innocent face and looked at the challenger in front of her, who was carrying a long sword, looked fierce but was actually quite thin.
Then she looked down at her empty hands, nodded calmly, and replied in fluent Sichuan dialect, "Sure, come on."
"Anyway, one shovelful and you'll be dizzy."
Before she finished speaking, Feng Baobao suddenly had a seemingly ordinary shovel in her hand, yet it gleamed with a cold light.
She casually weighed it in her hand, her gaze calmly meeting hope's wide eyes, who seemed momentarily stunned by the "simple and unadorned" weapon and declaration.
"Hmm? Your hands aren't cold? Well then, I'm going to make my move."
Before she could finish speaking, Feng Baobao's shovel was already pressed against hope's forehead.
Hope: 0——0?
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