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"Oh dear, it seems something interesting happened today."

The one who came in was a person with a pair of main tentacles on each hand, each with two fingers, and several pairs of thinner secondary tentacles on each hand, and several pairs of thicker tentacles on each leg. He was wearing a yellow academic gown, and his balloon-like head was facing in all directions.

Koro-sensei.

As he spoke, Koro-sensei glanced at Li Wei. After all, among all the people present, Qi Xi's group was the most eye-catching, and Li Wei was clearly not someone he was familiar with.

"You're the new student in Class S?"

Seeing Li Wei nod, Koro-sensei continued, "Alright, what I want to tell you is that Class S is different from other classes. In other classes, the homeroom teacher guides you in your studies, but in Class S..."

Koro-sensei's face turned white. "The basic course is to assassinate me. Kill me, and you can graduate from here."

As he spoke, Koro-sensei pulled out a stool from the stage and sat down.

"However, with your abilities, you're still far from sufficient..."

Koro-sensei's face turned pale blue, a color that symbolizes sadness.

Then the next second...

He turned pale and kept sweating...

"Who put spikes under my chair?"

Li Wei pointed to himself.

"This isn't the first time a student has done this, so why can't I spot your spikes?"

Li Wei exclaimed, "If you saw it, would you sit down?"

"..."

"Applied with deadly poison?"

Li Wei nodded.

"It's only the first class, how do you know you want to assassinate me?"

"Huh? Isn't it basic etiquette for a student to tease a new teacher on the first day of class?"

"..."

"Can you tell me what kind of poison it is?"

"Well, it's not really that toxic, is it? It's probably a hundred times more potent than potassium cyanide?"

"...Do you...have...that...antidote...that can save my life?"

P.S.: Below is an image of Koro-sensei, for those who don't know his appearance.

P.S.: I can't believe I can type this many words in a day... It suddenly seems a bit unbelievable...

PS3: ...Aaaaaah, I can't climb the rankings QAQ, is all that nonsense about even a salted fish turning over a new leaf?!

Chapter 104 Do you still remember the cat by the Qing Lake?

"what?"

Li Wei asked curiously, "It's not like it's something that will kill anyone, why would I prepare an antidote?"

Koro-sensei: "..."

On Li Weigang's first day teaching in Class S, Class S was given a holiday because the class teacher was unwell.

It is said that when Koro-sensei was carried to the academy's hospital bed, he was still shouting in a hoarse voice:

"I don't have a student like you."

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On a tree-lined street, Li Wei and Qi Xi walked side by side.

"By the way, shouldn't you be a fourth-year student this year? Shouldn't you be doing an internship by now?"

Li Wei suddenly said.

Qi Xi shook her head, "I was born in the first year of my family."

"First-year student?"

"With your abilities, there's no way you could repeat a grade."

Qi Xi smiled at Li Wei: "If I advance to a different grade, how will I be with you when you come to find me, Master?"

"..."

Li Wei shook his head. "Repeating a year at the academy... must come with a great cost and risk."

Qi Xi pouted and said, "Master, you are more important!"

"..." Li Wei flicked Qi Xi's forehead in annoyance, "Stop trying to be cute on purpose."

"Your mentor has learned so many tricks from others that the line of guys who like you is longer than the line of guys who do."

"And what's this? You're underestimating me. I'll skip a grade in a heartbeat."

"Hmph, no," Qi Xi said defiantly, "Master, if you want to skip a grade any minute, then at least a minute of your time will be wasted."

"One minute equals sixty seconds, sixty seconds equals six thousand milliseconds, which equals six times ten to the power of fifteen picoseconds, which equals..."

"The thought of wasting so much more time before I can see my master makes me feel like I have no will to live!"

"poi~poi~poi~poi~~~~~"

"Alright, alright," Li Wei glanced at Qi Xi with disdain, "Your cuteness can only appeal to ordinary otaku."

"But Master, don't you often stay at home too?" Qi Xi said angrily.

"Well...you're right."

Li Wei suddenly covered his right hand, "Ah~ My disciple, you're so cute~ Your master can't take it anymore."

Qi Xi's eyes lit up. "Master, you really think so too?"

"I'm almost breathless from how cute I am..."

"Then, will the doctor give you CPR?"

"Great, great, that's wonderful!"

"I bother!"

Li Wei suddenly said seriously, "We are master and disciple, and we cannot have this kind of taboo relationship. In our daily lives, we must also act like proper master and disciple."

Qi Xi took out a sign with a picture of a light bulb that had been lit briefly, held it just above her head, and said, "Master, I've got it."

"Why don't we just enter each other's bodies, but not each other's lives?"

"What you said makes a lot of sense."

"As expected of my apprentice, he is exceptionally intelligent."

"After all, a master is like his apprentice."

"That's right, that's right, like master, like apprentice!"

A passerby, witnessing the conversation between the two, blushed for some reason and quickly hurried away.

So damn embarrassing...

“Master, there’s no one here.” Qi Xi suddenly said seriously.

Li Wei sneered, "So the people monitoring us have finally left?"

"Have you remembered those people?"

Qi Xi nodded, her gaze equally icy: "How dare you interrupt my wedding date with my master! You're asking for death!"

Li Wei flicked Qi Xi's forehead with his finger and said irritably, "Date my foot! Newlyweds usually go on a trip."

"I see!"

Qi Xi suddenly realized something, took out a small notebook, and with a serious expression, quickly wrote down the following on a pen with a cap shaped like Li Wei's head:

My mentor said that after we get married, we'll go on our honeymoon first.

"what?"

Li Wei's lips twitched: "When did I say I wanted to marry you?"

Qi Xi exclaimed, "Master, we're already husband and wife!"

"Um???"

Do you remember a few years ago when you lost your ID or other documents?

Li Wei recalled that it was indeed true. Although he didn't really need an ID card, he would sometimes get one in order to reduce the amount of bio-electric current he emitted.

After all, conserving energy is an essential virtue for every good citizen.

Seeing that Li Wei seemed to have remembered, Qi Xi continued:

"I used it to register my marriage."

Li Wei was taken aback. "Aren't we under the legal marriage age?"

"Master, do you think this kind of thing can't be solved with an RPG?"

Li Wei thought for a moment, "It probably can't be solved."

"I think so too."

"So I prepared a hundred rounds."

"..."

Li Wei grabbed Qi Xi's little head and ruffled it roughly, then said, "Let's get down to business!"

"You repeated a year for three years, are you sure you're okay?"

Qi Xi shook her head. "Master, time in our academy is not the same as in reality. Although you thought I had been missing for three years, only two years have passed here."

Li Wei argued, "I really didn't come here to see you."

"Yes, yes, yes, my good master," Qi Xi said with a grin.

“However,” Qi Xi said, her smile fading, “Master, you don’t need to worry about me. I don’t know why, but the academy seems to have taken a lax attitude towards my repeating a year, and there hasn’t been any punishment…”

"I think I heard that you have a good relationship with the higher-ups at the academy? Could it be that old man?"

Qi Xi knew who the old man was referring to; he was referring to the vice dean.

Hearing Li Wei's words, Qi Xi shook her head, "It's not him, I don't know him. Actually, I don't know why the higher-ups are taking such good care of me."

"According to reliable sources, that old man has lived for at least countless years. How could I possibly have anything to do with such a disgusting old geezer?"

Yes, the Samsara Academy has been established for countless years, and the vice dean has been alive almost since the academy's inception.

This can be seen by looking at the academy's honor stone tablet. From beginning to end, there has only been one vice dean of the Reincarnation Academy.

Li Wei frowned deeply: "Could it be that they discovered you..."

“It’s impossible, Master,” Qi Xi said mischievously. “How could those idiots possibly discover that you’ve done something wrong?”

"Well, it's fine as long as there are no problems."

Li Wei paused, then frowned and said, "How did you end up here? You're not the kind of person with a lot of curiosity who would come here just because the academy randomly invited you."

"It's impossible for senior students to recruit you; you're not the kind of person who would be lured away with just a lollipop."

Qi Xi nodded and said, "That's right, I'll snatch the lollipop and make that person get lost."

"Good disciple~"

Pat pat head, pat pat head~

"Actually, how should I put it," Qi Xi became serious again, "Master, do you still remember Xiao Hei?"

"You mean the little black cat I adopted before?"

"Yes, I remember you said, Master, that when you brought Xiao Hei back, he was covered in wounds and on the verge of death."

Li Wei sighed, "There's nothing we can do. There are just too many people who abuse animals these days. There are probably only two good people like me in the whole world."