Chapter 130 This game is too difficult!
Chapter 130 This game is too difficult!
"Depend on!!"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"Master, I am your own grand-disciple!"
Zhang Chulan screamed and almost bounced up from the ground:
"Why me?! Have you controlled this bottle with your qi?"
"In all honesty, this is probability theory."
Su Wuxian waved with a smile:
"Come on, Chu Lan, will you choose truth or dare?"
Zhang Chulan's mind raced.
A grand adventure?
If he were to streak or kiss Lu Jin, his life would be over.
The truth?
Even though there are lie detectors, as long as you speak ambiguously, you should be able to get away with it, right?
Besides, the advisor probably wouldn't ask too many personal questions... right?
"I...I choose truth!"
Zhang Chulan gritted his teeth and, with a death-defying resolve, stuck his head out.
"Good boy."
Su Wuxian's blue hand gently pressed on Zhang Chulan's crown.
A chill instantly penetrated my scalp and reached the depths of my soul.
Zhang Chulan felt as if he had been stripped naked and thrown into the snow, with no secrets left to him.
"Now, please listen to the question."
Su Wuxian's voice became somewhat playful.
The surrounding onlookers all perked up their ears. Wang Zhenqiu even took out a recording pen.
"Zhang Chulan".
Su Wuxian looked at him and slowly asked:
"That 'virginity mark' on your body..."
"Was it placed under a restriction?"
"Or is it that you... are incapable?"
"puff!!!"
Wang Ye, who was drinking water, sprayed it all over Xiao Zi's face.
The entire audience erupted in chaos.
"Holy crap! That's amazing???"
"A virginity mark? Zhang Chulan has that?"
"A man's dignity! This question is too venomous!"
Zhang Chulan's face instantly turned a deep purplish-red, and his whole body trembled.
What the hell is this question?
Can I say that?
How am I supposed to survive in the world of supernatural beings after saying this?!
"I... um..."
Zhang Chulan stammered, his eyes darting around, trying to come up with a plausible reason:
"That's... a seal of love that my grandfather left especially to protect me! Yes! A seal of love!"
"Sizzle sizzle..."
The blue light in Su Wuxian's hand instantly deepened, even emitting an electric-like sound.
Zhang Chulan felt as if he had been electrocuted, a sharp pain shooting through his head.
"lie."
Su Wuxian coldly judged:
"The soul's fluctuations are disordered, and the level of guilt is off the charts."
"Chu Lan, are you forcing me to 'format' you?"
"No, no, no! I'll tell you! I'll tell the truth!"
Zhang Chulan screamed and begged for mercy. Seeing the pairs of gossipy eyes around him, he steeled himself, closed his eyes, and said:
"It's a restriction! It really is a restriction!"
"but……"
"But I recently discovered... it seems... it seems a little... loose..."
"Oh?"
Su Wuxian raised an eyebrow, and the blue light in his hand transformed into a soft white light:
"It's loosened up? What are the specific signs?"
"It's...it's..."
Zhang Chulan was filled with shame and indignation, his voice barely audible:
"Sometimes when I see Bao'er burying people... I think... it's pretty cool..."
Quiet.
The entire venue was deathly silent.
Everyone looked at Feng Baobao, who was eating watermelon next to her.
Feng Baobao looked dazed, with watermelon seeds still hanging from her mouth, and held a shovel covered in mud in her hand.
This is... awesome?
"That's perverted!"
Wang Zhenqiu was the first to react, pointing at Zhang Chulan and laughing wildly:
"Zhang Chulan! You masochist! You get excited just watching someone bury someone?!"
"Your virginity mark isn't a seal, it's more like a perverted switch!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The entire audience burst into laughter.
Even the old master couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.
Zhang Chulan covered his face with his hands, curled up on the ground, and let out a desperate wail:
"Destroy it... I'm tired..."
"This game is unplayable..."
"Very good, answer passed."
Su Wuxian withdrew his hand with satisfaction and patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder:
"Not bad, it's a bit perverted, but at least it's honest."
"Next round!"
Su Wuxian spun the wine bottle again.
This time, everyone looked even more tense.
Even Zhang Chulan's private life has been exposed. Who knows what kind of "soul-searching questions" the next unlucky guy will face?
Splash...
The bottle is spinning.
Slowly, slowly...
The bottle's opening was aimed at a figure trying to slip away in the chaos.
"Master Wang Ye, where are you going?"
Su Wuxian looked at Wang Ye with a smile, whose body was already halfway out of the circle.
Wang Ye froze, mechanically turning his head and raising the thermos in his hand:
"Um... Mr. Su, I'll go get some hot water..."
"No need to answer, sit down."
Su Wuxian pointed to the open space in front of him:
"It's your turn."
"Truth or Dare?"
Wang Ye looked at Zhang Chulan, who was still reeling from the shock of the incident, and swallowed hard.
Choose truth or no answer?
What if they ask me for the password to my family's assets?
Choose the dare?
What if they make me run naked?
"I...I..."
Wang Ye hesitated for a long time, looking into Su Wuxian's eyes that seemed to see through everything, and finally sighed:
I choose truth.
"Master Su, please be gentle."
"Of course, of course."
Su Wuxian placed his blue hand on Wang Ye's Taoist bun, his smile growing even brighter:
"Little Wang Ye."
"I heard you can tell fortunes and ward off bad luck."
"Then tell me..."
Su Wuxian leaned close to Wang Ye's ear:
What's the one thing you regret most in your life?
"Remember, you need the most truthful answer."
Wang was stunned.
What will you regret in the end?
Is it learning Feng Hou Qi Men?
Were they expelled from Wudang?
Or have we gotten ourselves into trouble with the Wang family?
Guided by the double-handed technique, Wang Ye's subconscious began to surge.
He wanted to lie, to just say something like he borrowed money and didn't pay it back, to get away with it.
But that blue hand was like a lie detector; the moment he had the thought of making something up, a sharp pain would come through.
"I……"
Wang Ye closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and his face showed an expression of utmost sincerity and pain:
"My biggest regret is..."
"Back at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, I shouldn't have handed you that bottle of Coke just to show off."
"If I hadn't handed you that bottle of Coke, you wouldn't have been targeting me."
"If I hadn't been targeted by you, I wouldn't have come to Longhu Mountain."
"I won't come to Longhu Mountain..."
Looking at the group of demons around him, Wang Ye was overcome with sorrow:
"I wouldn't have to clean toilets, take care of monkeys, and play this deadly game here anymore!!"
"Master Su! I truly regret it!!"
Su Wuxian: "..."
Everyone: "..."
"bite."
Blue light turns white.
Su Wuxian withdrew his hand, his face turning somewhat dark:
"OK."
"The truth is the truth."
"However, Master Wang, since you regret it so much..."
"Then the toilet cleaning quota will be doubled tomorrow."
Wang Ye: "..."
Why the hell should I tell the truth!
This game is too hard!!
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