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Buttocks? Immortals? What kind of outrageous setting is this...?
You can't be this perfunctory when lying to a child, can you?
After those two slaps and hearing those ridiculous attempts to cover up the truth, Li Pu knew in his heart: this was definitely Chun-Li herself!
He doesn't get angry when he's hit, and he doesn't resist when he's touched. Instead, he frantically comes up with this clumsy excuse to appease a three-year-old...
Add to that the familiar cheongsam fabric and silhouette—who else could it be but Master Chun-Li?
Li Pu couldn't help but click his tongue.
Leaving aside Chun-Li, the master who calls herself "Butt Immortal," there's also the White Queen in the agency who wears a black hood and eats children every day.
We really should hire a master physicist for our family!
No, in this situation, even if you bring in an expert, it probably won't help...
He glanced at the wall clock in the room.
11:30 p.m.
There's still half an hour until the intelligence update.
His gaze returned to the voluptuous silhouette wedged between the walls.
He deliberately raised an eyebrow. "You're really not my master?"
Chun-Li on the other side of the wall paused upon hearing this, her waist and hips trembled slightly involuntarily, and her soft, wave-like buttocks brushed lightly against the edge of the wall.
She herself was completely oblivious, only hastily adopting a bluffing tone:
"How dare you! Who, who is your master... I am a fairy!"
Immediately afterwards, the boy's confident yet mischievous shout rang out again:
"With such a big butt hanging on the wall—then you must be the Butt Fairy!"
Then, the boy let out a soft hum:
“My master would never do what you do, sticking his butt against someone’s wall like a prostitute.”
"Don't waste your energy! No matter how you try to tempt me, I won't pay a single penny!"
Chunli was filled with shame and anger; her buttocks trembled with rage, and she almost forced out a trembling whisper of rebuke through clenched teeth:
"How dare you! Which fairy are you?!"
"My sister is a true immortal!"
—That little bastard…how dare he treat me like a prostitute?!
Once we're free, I'm going to pin this little apprentice down on my lap and give him a good beating until his bottom is swollen!
Li Pu, a young man who already wanted to be a "rebellious disciple," didn't care at all about Chun Li's scolding.
Since the master refuses to admit it, then don't blame him for taking the opportunity to "insubordinately defy his superior"—
He deliberately dragged out his words, "What if I continue to spank the immortal's butt...?"
Chun-Li was taken aback by these words, and before she could speak—
"Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap—!"
A series of crisp, loud slaps landed without hesitation, fast and frequent, almost echoing throughout the entire restaurant!
"Oh..."
After a series of small slaps, Li Pu felt that Chunli's already enormous buttocks were now more than a size larger than usual due to the stretching of the cheongsam fabric!
The fabric folds were stretched taut by the bursting soft flesh, forming a smooth, almost reflective, bulging curtain!
The fabric yielded helplessly to the swelling and fullness of the buttocks! The peaks of the buttocks were especially rounded beyond description... even on the slightly damp, glossy fabric... one could vaguely see the huge white flesh, engorged with blood, peeking through the fabric after being struck... a large, diffused patch of dark, vibrant pink...
Chunli's two plump buttocks were slapped until they were red and hot, looking just like a ripe monkey's bottom.
Bahamut watched the whole thing from the sidelines, leaning against the wall, a smug grin playing on his lips.
—Her bottom had received plenty of slaps from this little rascal back then, and now finally someone was sharing her pain~
Six minutes had already passed. He deliberately waited until Chunli had been thoroughly "betrayed" before slowly exerting his strength to pull her out of the wall.
Chunli covered her burning hot buttocks, feeling both ashamed and angry, and was furious!
She shoved Bahamut aside, her murderous intent surging as she prepared to rush next door to teach the rebellious wretch a lesson—
Push the door open! In one step, two steps at once!
In the blink of an eye, they arrived at Li Pu's door!
But just as she raised her foot to kick the door, she heard the sleepy mutterings of the young boy inside:
[Acting Skills Level 2 Activated!]
"There are so many demons outside, it's so scary... Master... I just chased one away..."
"I'm going to the Demon Sealing Ceremony arena tomorrow... Will you come to see me, Master..."
She froze, a sudden surge of tender heartache welling up in her nose.
—Yes, this child is all alone out there, living in constant fear. Instead of protecting him, his teacher scares him with her bottom…
I... I deserve to die...
Just as Bahamut thought he had "gotten his revenge" and was happily approaching the wall to enjoy the little devil's screams, he saw Chun-Li return with a heartbroken and remorseful expression.
"Chun, Sister Chunli...aren't you going to teach that kid a lesson?"
Chunli shook her head, a thin layer of tears welling up in her eyes, her voice low and soft:
"No...you don't understand, my disciple is the best disciple in the world."
She clenched her fists, increasingly frustrated. "It's all my fault as a teacher... I deserve to die..."
Bahamut was completely stunned, and after a long while, he managed to squeeze out a single word:
"……what?"
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Before Bahamut could process what was happening, "Auntie" Chun-Li stepped forward and took her hand, her tone hesitant:
"That... um... Xiao Hei?"
"Considering that Tifa and I still have some friendship, I have a favor to ask—could I go and watch my apprentice fight? As a teacher and a mother, I'm really worried about him, afraid that if he gets injured, no one will take care of him."
After he finished speaking, the scene fell silent for a moment.
Chunli herself realized that her words were presumptuous, her fingertips tightened slightly, and the forced smile on her face gradually froze.
She quickly began to consider all the possible conditions the other party might propose.
After all, her current situation is awkward; she is essentially just a hostage being held hostage, so what right does she have to make demands?
Before her chaotic thoughts could settle, Bahamut nodded decisively without any hesitation.
"can."
Chunli was suddenly stunned. All the prepared remarks and all the bargaining plans she had in mind suddenly got stuck in her throat.
She even doubted whether she had heard correctly, her eyes widening slightly as she subconsciously repeated, "...Okay?"
“Hmm,” Bahamut’s expression remained unchanged, “Okay.”
This unusual smoothness left Chunli somewhat at a loss. The anticipated tug-of-war and consequences hadn't materialized, and a strong sense of unreality enveloped her, replaced by a deeper unease. She moved her lips, ultimately managing only a dry, choked sentence:
"...Thank you."
"Sister Chunli, next time... don't call me Xiao Hei anymore..." Bahamut said no more.
Chunli didn't reply. This voluptuous, beautiful mature woman, filled with doubt and a hint of relief, hurriedly turned around and obediently returned to her bed to continue thinking about her apprentice...
Unbeknownst to her, a faint, almost imperceptible smile flickered across Bahamut's lips behind her back.
The arena was the next step in the plan.
The prizes set up in the arena of this Demon Sealing Ceremony are one of the key prizes she must obtain on this trip.
Another key element is Chun-Li herself.
If we do her a favor, Chunli will be more cooperative later, so why not?
……
On the other side of the wall.
Li Pu pressed his ear against the wall, trying to hear what was happening next door, but he couldn't hear anything at all.
It can only be roughly discerned that the person speaking to Chun-Li was also a woman.
There's been no sound from that side now, they're probably asleep.
Helpless, the boy, who looked cute and obedient but had just staged a steamy scene of "betraying his master and ancestors," simply went back to bed.
After thinking it over, he decided that the ring fight was temporarily canceled.
Now that we've found Chun-Li, all we need to do is follow her quietly.
While following her, I looked for opportunities to persuade her to go home.
The idea of holding competitions was originally a way to find talented people, but now that everyone is here, what's the point of holding competitions?
I'm so tired...
To be honest, when Chun-Li slammed the door next door in a huff, young Li Pu was somewhat guilty.
After all, Master Chunli is a typical parent from Dongzhou; when she says she'll spank someone, she really means it.
This is completely different from the "happy education" and pathologically indulgent parenting style of the "White Queen" (a famous American woman)...
Adhering to the principle of never suffering a loss, and also to protect the little bottom that might be hit by a flower, just as Chun-Li was about to rush in and spank him, he decisively activated 'Acting Skills Level 2'.
Besides, even if Chun-Li burst in and beat him up, this stubborn "old auntie" wouldn't obediently go back with him.
It would be quite uncomfortable to be chasing after your master while covering your little monkey's bottom.
No need to think about it.
He was almost 100 percent certain that things would turn out this way.
After all, according to the perspective and standards of my previous life, Chun-Li was the perfect "leading lady" template.
She and the White Queen are both this type of person; otherwise, they wouldn't get along so well.
He practiced martial arts from a young age, was kind and upright, and defeated countless criminal organizations.
He had been an Interpol officer for over thirty years.
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Tough girl!
He's almost always present in the Street Fighter series, a key member of the main cast every time, and has never missed a major event. He even has his own female main cast.
The wicked nemesis Han Zhuli, the blonde, blue-eyed best friend Cammy, and the quirky little apprentice Lifen...
In short, she's a strong, stubborn mule; once she's made up her mind, no one can change it.
Since she went out to investigate alone without telling anyone, Li Pu estimated that she would not give up until she got to the bottom of it.
Just as he was lost in thought, a cold notification sound suddenly rang in his mind:
【ding~】
New daily scoops have been updated.
[Current intelligence clearance: Level C. You can obtain three randomly selected Level C intelligence reports daily, as well as three fixed pieces of erotic gossip.]
Looking at the wall clock, it was indeed midnight.
Without hesitation, he immediately began to examine the latest intelligence report one by one.
[A message came from the falling petals...]