We all lie flat, you roll into a major general?

Chen Ming, who graduated from university for one year, was fed up with the crazy introversion in the workplace and working overtime desperately, so he decided to sign up to join the army."Being a soldier is just hard training. At least the work and rest are normal. You don't have to stay up late to cause hair loss and physical weakness. You and I don't have to cheat people to understand the world. Big pot meals are healthier than takeaways. You can also exercise. The key is to be able to save money!" Chen Ming took it for granted. thinking.But on the day he enlisted in the army, the Juanwang system was suddenly activated, which directly confused Chen Ming.Since then, a story of a social animal in the army began to involuntarily involuntarily happened.Comrade A: "You have worked in a big Internet company, right? So you can roll?"Comrade B: "Don't scroll, the special forces will cry when they see it, and the instructors will kneel when they see it!"Comrade C: "I beg you to be an individual, you have raised the training index of the entire brigade by yourself!"Chen Ming: "Huh? I just worked a little harder, why did I become a major general?!"