blogombal Chapter 93 Are You a Devil?
Chapter 93 Are You a Devil?
"Hey hey hey..."
Oscar's lewd laughter floated in everyone's ears.
Normally, although Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun knew that Oscar's sausages were very effective, they instinctively wanted to resist this guy's obscene slogans and obscene actions of summoning sausages. It was quite a joke between boys. If you let go, there will naturally be all kinds of disgust in your words.
Of course, it would be no problem to let them eat sausages at critical moments, and in the past few years of getting along, they have also eaten a lot of Oscar's sausages.
Xiao Wu and the other two people, who had just been mentally prepared, began to feel disgusted and resisted after seeing Oscar like this.
Oscar was extremely excited. Maybe he didn't even notice how vulgar he looked now. The idea of shaving his face clean to impress the elementary school girl was completely ruined at this moment.
However, Oscar didn't think much about it at all. He only knew that today was so exciting!He could see with his own eyes that his friends who usually didn't eat his own sausages and disliked his own sausages all compromised under the suppression of the dean's domineering aura. This feeling made him feel so happy.
"Labour! There is..."
Oscar rubbed his hands together and shouted a sausage call.
At this critical moment, Xu Xia suddenly interrupted:
"Wait a minute, Lao Ao, let me ask you a question. Please pause for a moment."
Oscar shouted half of the slogan and suddenly stopped feeling uncomfortable. He stared at his big eyes and said speechlessly:
"Xiaoxia, what advice do you have?"
Xu Xia scratched his head and said embarrassedly:
"Old Ao, the slogan you shout really sounds uncomfortable. It always makes people think wrong. Have you ever thought about summoning sausages quietly? In this case, if you are fighting Sometimes, it can also replenish soul power for our team unexpectedly, or detoxify."
"You said this, hey, I think about it too, but my strength doesn't allow it. If you don't shout the slogan, the sausage will easily deform, and the effect may be reduced."
Oscar's expression was a little embarrassed. He had never thought about Xu Xia's words. He also tried not using slogans, but the effect of sausages really didn't work.
"Is that so..."
Xu Xia nodded thoughtfully, and then spoke again:
"Old Ao, let me give you some motivation. As long as you work hard and grind an iron pestle into a needle! As long as you are willing and firmly set a direction to do it, you will definitely succeed."
Oscar was confused when he heard this. He didn't know what Xu Xia wanted to express.From what he said, it seemed like he could solve the problem of directly summoning the full version of the sausage without using the formula. Is this...possible?
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were among the veteran students who knew Xu Xia to a certain extent. The two of them couldn't help but look at each other. With Xu Xia's mysterious attributes, they might be able to find a solution. If they could really omit the Removing the obscene slogan of summoning sausages not only made them feel less resistant, but also improved Oscar's strength.
Flanders looked at Xu Xia with some surprise and muttered in his heart, right? He didn't even have a solution to Oscar's formula problem. Can Xu Xia do it?
However, he didn't interrupt and just waited to see what this kid could come up with.
Xu Xia felt the eyes of everyone, smiled slightly, and said:
"Actually, the method is very simple. Lao Ao, why don't you think about it from another angle? For example, if you stand in our perspective and recall your movements and slogans when summoning sausages, what is your first reaction? Do you feel that the sausages have become Isn’t it embarrassing to feel that something indescribable and stuff it into your mouth?”
Oscar scratched his head in embarrassment. Regarding this issue, he didn’t actually need to put himself in another person’s shoes. He thought clearly. It was for this reason that when someone needed his sausage, he deliberately shouted out at a low volume to take advantage of everyone. of cheap.
Xu Xia looked at Oscar for a while, and then said:
"Looking at Lao Ao's expression, he should feel the same way."
"and then?"
asked Oscar.
Xu Xia had a funny look on her face at this time. She looked away from Oscar and looked at Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun and Tang San, and then said:
"Boss Dai, Brother Xiao Ma, and Mistress, although they are indescribable things, they are not unacceptable. After all, there are many supplements, including Red Flame Tiger Whip Wine, Charcoal Grilled Donkey Eggs, Stir-fried Horsewhip with Green Onion, etc. Some of them taste crunchy and crunchy, I think our dean should have a say in this."
When Flanders heard this, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched and he glared:
"You brat, Labor and Capital are still in good health! Labor and Capital are Soul Saints and Soul Saints, you know! How can you possibly use those things!"
"Haha, for example, dean calm down."
Xu Xia chuckled, turned around and patted Oscar on the shoulder, sighing meaningfully:
"Old Ao, I actually admire you a little. You can watch with your own eyes the indescribable thing you imagined about yourself, being bitten into pieces and then eaten into your stomach, and you can still come out happily. It's the kind that you can eat, bite it off, and crunch it!
Have you ever thought about it, they can be used to soak in wine, steam, braise, stir-fry, well...let Teacher Tangdou do whatever he wants.
May I ask, how do you remain so calm and still think that you have taken advantage of others? "
Oscar's face suddenly froze. The question Xu Xia asked was right. He hadn't thought of it all this time.
The words "crunchy" and various ways of cooking whips constantly appeared in his mind, and the actions of Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun biting them fiercely appeared, as if to say, I ate a few Oscars today. XX, wait for it to grow again, and then we will come back and change the cooking method next time...
Oscar shuddered violently and stepped on his horse. This was too cruel.
He looked at Xu Xia, his handsome face almost turning into a bitter melon, and said:
"Xiaoxia, are you a devil?!"
"No, I'm not a devil. You don't need to thank me, because I am a good person. Helping others is the foundation of happiness."
Xu Xia chuckled, turned around and said to everyone:
"Okay, I'm done."
abruptly.
"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard! Oscar, give me five sausages! I'll eat them even if I'm exhausted today!"
Ma Hongjun was the first to shout out with gloating. As a senior driver, he heard it clearly. Now that he thinks about it, he was so stupid before. It was not him who suffered, but Oscar was always complacent every time.
Dai Mubai straightened his chest and said seriously:
"As the No. 1 of Shrek Academy, Oscar, please give me six sausages. I will go to Teacher Jiangdou later to find a Western-style knife. I want to slice them up and eat them!"