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After the two returned home, Ibuki Suika, holding onto the wall, tiptoed towards the bathroom, while Mu Huai went upstairs to explain Lala's situation to Hana and Anna.
As soon as he stepped into the attic, he heard a shout that was uttered with all his might.
"Brother-in-law, run!!!"
"what??"
A dark shadow rushed towards Mu Huai at a speed beyond the naked eye. Without thinking, he curled his fingers into claws and firmly grasped the "flying weapon" in his palm. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a small robot with only a basic frame.
Meanwhile, Anja and Momo were holding Lala's hands, feet, and waist, preventing her from taking a single step towards Muhuai.
What's going on here?
"Brother-in-law, quickly take that strange robot and get away! Something's wrong with my sister!"
After Mengmeng finished shouting with difficulty, she quickly realized that her older sister, who had required her to exert all her strength to hold on, seemed to have calmed down after seeing Mu Huai, and the strength she felt in her hands was gradually decreasing.
"Suika said she was just drunk. Do you have anything that can sober someone up immediately?"
"I happen to have some hangover remedies in my garden!"
Mu Huai led the robot to Lala's side. She expressionlessly leaned in and pulled him to sit down with her. Seeing that she didn't do anything else, Mengmeng immediately ran back to her room to get something.
"It's good that you're back. Lala came out with this robot just now, and she was about to leave without seeing you. No matter how much Mengmeng, Nana, and I tried to persuade her, she wouldn't listen."
Banami patted her chest, still shaken. It was the first time she had ever felt Lala's incredible strength as an alien so clearly, as if she could be lifted up like a chick with ease.
"Do you like the gift?" Lala finally spoke after a long silence.
"You mean... this is a gift for me?"
"Ah."
Mu Huai was completely confused. It wasn't his birthday, so why was he being given a gift?
Volume 3, "The Loser, the Alien Sisters, and Gensokyo High School": Chapter 62 Nana: Take a look at my feet.
"Lala asked me what you like the most, and I really don't know. So you've always wanted a beautiful robot girl like Doraemon to help you."
"Then she asked some details about Doraemon and left."
The above is what Ibuki Suika told Muhuai, panting, on her way back.
Thinking back to the gift Lala mentioned, he instantly understood the whole story.
"Lala, this robot isn't finished yet, is it?"
"No, we've only implemented the most basic recognition function so far. The four-dimensional pocket, the Anywhere Door, and other gadgets haven't been completed yet."
Because she was still an expressionless girl, Mu Huai couldn't judge her inner thoughts by her tone and facial expressions as usual. He felt it was inappropriate to continue the conversation, so he decisively changed the subject.
"Speaking of which, do you remember that we agreed to do club activities together today?"
"That can wait until after I make you a gift."
"Uh..."
Just as Lala was staring intently at the still-emerging robot, itching to make a move, and Nana and Anna were on tenterhooks, Momo rushed out of the room, drenched in sweat, holding a light blue, seaweed-shaped leaf.
"I've brought the hangover remedy!"
"Well done, Mengmeng. How do you use this?"
"I'll go chop it up and juice it right away!"
Before long, Lala drank the hangover herbal juice made by Mengmeng, and the ice queen instantly thawed into an optimistic girl, leaving everyone speechless.
"I think even the most miraculous transformation into a living person couldn't be more impressive, right?"
"Your sister is most comfortable when she's like this. Her previous cold and aloof demeanor was so unfamiliar."
"Yes, and they don't talk much, which is kind of scary."
"Hehehe~ I feel like I've caused everyone trouble, I'm sorry." Lala scratched her head sheepishly, then rolled up her sleeves and said confidently, "In that case, I'll cook an authentic Deviluke royal meal for everyone as an apology!"
"Royal cuisine!!"
The sudden sound of swallowing echoed in the air, and it was obvious that it came from Anna Hanami.
As an ordinary person, the highest-grade food she had ever been exposed to was the 5A-grade Wagyu beef that Mu Huai took her to a high-end Western restaurant for.
She didn't recognize or care to remember the dishes that followed, because the portions were too small to even fill a tooth gap, and the prices were outrageously expensive.
After that meal, Banami Anna never asked Muhuai to take her to eat high-end food again, and instead took over his breakfast and dinner for a semester.
It was said to cover the cost of his meal.
Now, suddenly hearing the four golden words "Royal Cuisine," judging from Lala's taste in food-making machines, this Royal Cuisine is probably so delicious it'll make your clothes explode.
Most importantly, she also has a large appetite, so there's no need to worry about insufficient portions.
Just as Anna was having wonderful fantasies about the upcoming feast, Momo and Nana's faces turned pale. The former gave a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Big sister, this is nothing at all. There's no need for royal cuisine, is there?"
"Yes, yes, it's such a waste for brother-in-law to eat this."
"But...shouldn't we apologize for causing everyone trouble?"
“We’re sisters, no need to be so polite. We’ll take care of things with brother-in-law and Xingcai.”
"Okay." Lala nodded in agreement with a hint of regret, clearly eager to showcase her culinary skills in front of everyone.
Mu Huai wouldn't be foolish enough to mistake the food machine's abilities for Lala's cooking skills. If he remembered correctly, she would add dark matter as a seasoning to everything she made.
Even his well-trained body probably couldn't withstand eating dark matter like seasoning, let alone an ordinary human like Yanami Anana.
"Xingcai, if you're really craving it, go downstairs and eat the pudding in the fridge. Don't even think about Lala's royal cuisine," Mu Huai whispered in her ear.
Why?
"Believe me, you will die after you eat this."
"???"
"Why are you swearing?" she asked, frowning in confusion.
"I'm just stating the facts. Can your stomach even digest dark matter?"
"Dark...matter?"
Hanami Anzu's eyes instantly became as clear as a cloudless blue sky. Lala was a real alien, and so far, the food made by her food machine had only been Earth food.
If the "royal cuisine" they were talking about was actually Cthulhu-style cooking, and it used dark matter as a seasoning, she'd be foolish enough to make even more...
I can't even imagine how interesting her expression will be when she sits at the dining table, facing a table full of indescribable food.
Driven by a survival instinct, Bana saw Anja say in a trembling voice, "I...I'm going downstairs to eat pudding. Lala, do you want to come too?"
"Okay! Xingcai, I'm so sorry about before. How about I make you a single serving of royal cuisine when I have time?"
"No, no need. If you could invent a tool that allows you to lose weight without exercise, that would be more important to me than royal cuisine."
"Well, I remembered it!"
With the crisis averted, Mengmeng glanced at the robot that Mu Huai had casually put back into Lala's room, feeling quite puzzled.
She didn't understand why her sister, after getting drunk and turning into an icy beauty, insisted on giving her brother-in-law a gift.
(Could it be because the bride is practicing Buddhism?)
(I'll find a chance to ask my sister; we need to forbid her from consuming alcoholic beverages in the future.)
At that moment, a thought flashed through Nana's mind. Mu Huai, who was supposed to go out with Banami Anna and Lala, was still in the attic, while they were eating on the first floor. Mengmeng had also come downstairs with an empty cup.
(Isn't this the perfect opportunity for me to secretly let him touch my feet!?)
She quickly called out to Mu Huai, who was heading towards the stairs: "Brother-in-law, wait a minute, there's something interesting in my room... do you want to come and see it?"
"Ok?"
He turned to look at Nana, whose eyes were darting around. If he didn't know her personality well, he probably would have thought she had ulterior motives towards him, since her acting was so bad that it was easy to see through her at a glance.
Out of politeness, he didn't reveal the answer: "Okay, what good stuff is it?"
"You'll see when you come in."
Entering Nana's adorable bedroom filled with various animal dolls, she stammered for a long time without revealing what she wanted Mu Huai to see, because "something beautiful" was a lie, just a way to lure him in.
The silent atmosphere in the room made her feel extremely awkward, and she even wished she could turn back time to stop herself from inviting him.
But if I just stand in the room in a daze like this, and my cunning little sister Mengmeng finds out, who knows what kind of teasing she'll give me.
Nana gritted her teeth and threw herself onto the bed, silently kicking off her slippers and straightening her healthy, firm, and shapely legs. Her feet, encased in white socks, were stretched out together toward Mu Huai.
"My foot still hurts a bit after I was hit last time. Could you take a look at it?"
Volume 3, "The Loser, the Alien Sisters, and Gensokyo High School": Chapter 63 - The Wrong Kiss
"Such a thing exists? Then I must take a good look at it for you!"
"Um...um, be gentle."
Upstairs, Nana and Mu Huai were having a heart-pounding discussion about their conditions. Mengmeng found her sister, who was enthusiastically showing off caramel pudding on the dining table. Jian Ba Nai Jian Jiu 〇 Liu q?i『Wo Ba An Cai was completely absorbed in the food and didn't have time to look over here.
She casually pulled up a chair and sat down, asking softly, "Sister, why did you suddenly give your husband a gift?"
“Because…” Lala swallowed the pudding in her mouth, gently turning the spoon as she said, “Nana’s injured foot! He helped heal it, so as her older sister, I have to do something, right?”
That's what they say...
"And after I got drunk, this matter was all I could think about, so I thought of making him a special gift. But it ended up causing trouble for everyone. Fortunately, no one was hurt."
"My dear sister, I feel that the way you're giving gifts makes it seem like you're not very close to your brother-in-law."
“My brother-in-law is family, and Nana is his sister-in-law. Taking care of her when she is injured is something that family members should do.”
"Is...is that so?"
Lala blinked in confusion. She felt that there was nothing wrong with her behavior, but at the same time, she thought that her sister made sense.
Seeing that she was still a little confused, Mengmeng gave an example: "If I catch a cold and you take care of me, and then I give you a thank-you gift afterwards, wouldn't you find it strange?"
"It seems a bit..."
“That’s right. Why don’t you turn the gift into something practical, like giving your brother-in-law a kiss?”
"Kiss?"
Lala lowered her head thoughtfully, staring blankly at the half-eaten caramel pudding. Gradually, Mu Huai's handsome face, which made her heart race, appeared on the surface of the pudding.
She instinctively moistened her lips with her tongue, stretched her neck and pecked at the pudding, then turned her head to ask her sister, "Is...is this how you do it?"
Mengmeng was stunned by her smooth movements and thought: Does my sister have an unexpected talent in this area?
After a moment of hesitation, she immediately replied, "I don't have any practical experience, but judging from the movements, there shouldn't be any problem."
"I can rest assured that."
The reason the two sisters were so comfortable discussing kissing was because Anna received a call from her parents midway through the conversation and ran home to do something else.
"Big sister, I feel that just kissing might not be enough. You said you took the initiative to sleep with your brother-in-law last time, so how about we take a bath together this time?"
"Great!" Lala clapped her hands excitedly, not feeling that there was anything wrong with her action at all: "I really miss my first meeting with Mu Huai in the bathroom."
"Hahaha..."
Mengmeng admired her sister's naturally optimistic personality, which was invincible in love. She even subconsciously thought about how she would defeat her sister if she became her love rival.
No matter how the simulation was conducted, the result was always the same: "no chance of winning".
A girl who excels in looks, family background, personality, and talent is practically invincible in the battle of love.
Not to mention that Lala has already secured the almost invincible position of being a fiancée. Unless she gives up voluntarily, Mengmeng cannot imagine the possibility of her becoming a loser.
Evening arrived quickly, and Hanami Anna, unusually, didn't come over for dinner because her family was preparing sukiyaki.
Therefore, after Mengmeng tipped her off, Lala openly entered the bathroom, which was locked from the inside by Mu Huai.
"Mu Huai~ Let's take a bath together?"
"Lala!?"
"what?"
Lala raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, wondering if she was seeing things, but she thought she had just seen a blonde little girl soaking in the bathtub with him.
"I clearly locked the door, how did you get in?"
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