blogombal Chapter 378
Chapter 378
Boom!
Xu Xuanji was suddenly shocked, and his pupils widened.
This smell, this smell, is simply unbelievable!
Xu Xuanji's brain went blank, his whole body was numb, and even his whole body began to stiffen. He was almost fainted by the fumes!
There really is such a horrible fart in the world!
He is worthy of being the first living devil in Daqian. His plan is the most poisonous plan in the world, and even this fart is the most poisonous gas in the world!
Xu Xuanji covered his nose, his eyes widened, and he looked like he had no desire to live.
When I come out, I will report you to the court!
It's okay to find an excuse to eat beef, but you actually stewed it with soybeans!
"Master Gao, this smell..."
Empress Dowager Xiao couldn't help it. She covered her nose and wrinkled her eyes.
But at this moment, compared to herself, she was more worried about Xu Xuanji under the bed. Don't let the fumes make him jump out!
Oh, I regret letting Xu Xuanji hide in the bed.
"Please forgive me, Queen Mother. The smell is a bit strong. I will try my best to control myself."
"Let's continue the massage. My waist and legs are often sore. I will relax you."
Gao Yang said for a while and then stepped forward.
Queen Mother Xiao: "..."
"Forget it, I will endure it!"
"Xu Xiang didn't say a word, so I will endure it!" Queen Mother Xiao said silently in her heart.
"Mr. Gao, you haven't answered my question yet."
Queen Mother Xiao continued to ask.
But this question is obviously impossible to answer. The more you say, the more mistakes you will make.
So he said, "Queen Mother, I feel it again..."
"What?"
"Mr. Gao, are you the reincarnation of the fart king?"
Queen Mother Xiao was shocked.
What about controlling yourself?
Why is this endless?
Xu Xuanji was also numb, his eyes almost popped out, the space here was small, the smell came in easily, but it was difficult to dissipate!
No!
He Xu Xuanji had never asked for help in his life, but today he really wanted to kowtow to Gao Yang.
Please, don't let it go, if it doesn't work, let's go to the toilet first, it's not good to hold it in, if it goes on like this, he really can't stand it.
As if hearing Xu Xuanji's inner cry, Queen Mother Xiao hurriedly said, "Lord Gao, it's okay to have a little noise, I just like to hear some noise."
Gao Yang was stunned.
He looked at Queen Mother Xiao in disbelief.
The Queen Mother, still has this habit?
Xu Xuanji wanted to cry, Queen Mother Xiao's words were worth him following for a lifetime!
Although it was pitch black around him, with only the stench, he thought, the Queen Mother had spoken, Gao Yang would finally let him go this time, right?
At least, don't blow all the farts at his face!
But then, he heard Gao Yang's voice.
"Queen Mother, it's a little late this time, I'll be careful next time!"
Xu Xuanji: "..."
It doesn't matter!
Although the smell is really bad, ordinary people can't stand it, but Xu Xuanji's tolerance is not like ordinary people.
Just a fart, he Xu Xuanji can stand it!
But the next second,
Xu Xuanji's face changed, and the whole person was as if facing a great enemy, because he felt a continuous wave of air coming towards his face, even blowing the hair on his forehead!
Xu Xuanji's eyes suddenly widened, and the hair on his body stood up!
Damn it!
Continuous farts!
"Cough!"
Xu Xuanji was shocked and couldn't control himself. He subconsciously coughed lightly, but when he realized it, he covered his mouth tightly in an instant.
"What's that sound?"
Gao Yang had just glanced at Empress Dowager Xiao's round waist and plump legs, and was about to get closer, when he heard the cough!
Gao Yang's eyes suddenly condensed!
Empress Dowager Xiao's eyes instantly tensed up, but she pretended to be calm and said, "Lord Gao, where is the sound? Why didn't I hear it?"
Instantly, Xu Xuanji held his breath and covered his mouth tightly, not daring to make a sound.
At this moment, although he was not an adulterer, he had all the feelings of an adulterer, and it was very real, for fear of being caught by Gao Yang.
Gao Yang's eyes fell on Empress Dowager Xiao's face, especially the eyes that looked at Empress Dowager Xiao, which were filled with extremely strong oppression.
This look made Empress Dowager Xiao unconsciously nervous.
Did Gao Yang find out?
Suddenly, Gao Yang smiled, "It seems that I heard it wrong. How could there be other men's voices in the Queen Mother's bedroom except for me!"
"I will continue to massage the Queen Mother!"
Queen Mother Xiao was relieved instantly.
Whether Gao Yang saw it or not, as long as Gao Yang did not find Xu Xuanji immediately, it was a good thing.
Xu Xuanji also breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, a voice came from outside the door, and the voice came from far to near, becoming clearer and clearer.
"Your Highness, you really can't come in, the Queen Mother will be angryAngry."
Zhilan's voice sounded with pleading.
But then, a very immature voice sounded, "Get out of the way, mother loves me the most, how could she be angry!"
"I want to see mother!"
Wu Xuan's voice sounded.
At this moment, Queen Mother Xiao was stunned.
Her phoenix eyes widened, her face was a little surprised, but more ugly.
Eleventh Prince Wu Xuan, why did he suddenly come here!
Nothing on weekdays, but it's different now, she still has Gao Yang by her side, and Gao Yang is still... relaxing her!
If Wu Xuan saw this, she didn't dare to think about how to face Wu Xuan in the future.
"Master Gao, go down quickly!"
"If someone saw this, you appeared on my bed, then you and I are finished."
Gao Yang smiled, he leaned over to the Queen Mother's ear and said, "Queen Mother, I don't think so, I think it's more exciting! "
A stream of hot air blew into her ears, bringing a tingling sensation. Empress Dowager Xiao was completely shocked.
"What?"
"More exciting?"
"Lord Gao, are you crazy? You have a close relationship with His Majesty, so it's enough. Otherwise, how can you face His Majesty in the future?"
Empress Dowager Xiao said, gritting her teeth.
Gao Yang was very thick-skinned and said, "What the Queen Mother said, I didn't do anything, and I didn't have the intention to blaspheme His Majesty. Why is it so difficult to face His Majesty?"
"It's the Queen Mother. I advise the Queen Mother to keep her voice down and don't let it spread outside the palace. After all, the Queen Mother doesn't want His Majesty to misunderstand anything, right?"