blogombal Chapter 377
Chapter 377
"This is the Queen Mother!"
"Gao Yang is so daring that he dares to take advantage of the situation and threaten the Queen Mother!"
"Is this going to happen?"
"Fuck!"
Xu Xuanji was shocked. When he thought of the noble face of Queen Mother Xiao and what was going to happen in the palace, his heart was throbbing.
He even unconsciously moved closer to the gap between the two bed boards, staring through the gap with wide eyes, trying to see something.
But the gap itself was small, only a very small gap, and it was covered tightly by the golden silkworm quilt.
"Fuck, I can't see anything!"
Xu Xuanji cursed in his heart. He thought he was going to analyze Gao Yang's motives, so he got in here, but this happened...
I don't know if Gao Yang was excited or not, he was quite excited.
That's it!
Close your eyes, open them again, and it's over.
What can you do to him if you don't see or hear?
But at this time
Puff!
A muffled sound sounded, which seemed very abrupt in this huge hall!
Empress Dowager Xiao was shocked, and her phoenix eyes fell on Gao Yang, with disbelief in them.
Gao Yang felt the eyes of Empress Dowager Xiao and felt a little embarrassed.
This matter...
After all, Empress Dowager Xiao was extremely beautiful. Being in the same room with such a beauty, Gao Yang still wanted to pay attention to his manners.
Atmosphere is sometimes very important!
So he sat on the golden silk quilt on the side, with his buttocks close to the quilt, and coughed dryly, so as to offset the sound and avoid being too embarrassed.
Who knew that the cough was a little faster, and the recoil made the sound a little louder.
"Empress Dowager, I was a little indecent for a moment, and I hope you will forgive me." Gao Yang touched his nose and said awkwardly.
Empress Dowager Xiao covered her nose with her jade hand and frowned.
She smelled a strong smell, but Gao Yang was holding her handle now, let alone farting, she was lying on the bed now.
How could this punish Gao Yang for being disrespectful!
"No problem!"
"Since ancient times, who can not fart? It's just what ordinary people do."
Empress Dowager Xiao said, but as soon as she said it, she saw the position where Gao Yang was sitting.
She was stunned.
This position seemed...
Gao Yang was sitting on the golden silk quilt, and even she smelled such a strong smell, and the bed board under the quilt...
"Thank you, Queen Mother, but what is the Queen Mother looking at?"
Gao Yang replied, and then looked at Queen Dowager Xiao with curiosity. Why did Queen Dowager Xiao look at the place where he was sitting?
Could it be that she was looking at three inches below his lower abdomen?
Gao Yang was shocked.
Sensing Gao Yang's sharp eyes, Empress Dowager Xiao showed a forced smile on her face, "No, nothing."
"Gao Qing, please massage my neck."
Gao Yang rolled up his sleeves and said, "Empress Dowager, I'm here. This set of ancestral massage techniques will definitely make you feel relaxed."
Gao Yang sat on the bed, with a burning big hand, and placed it on the delicate neck of the Empress Dowager. It was like touching a piece of natural jade.
"Empress Dowager, relax. The palace massage is not a place outside the law. We focus on treatment and relaxation. Empress Dowager, please don't make too much request, otherwise I will report to the police!"
Gao Yang looked serious.
The Empress Dowager twitched her mouth and didn't speak, because all the goose bumps on her body appeared with Gao Yang's big hand.
But at this time, one person was stunned.
"What?"
"Fart?"
While Gao Yang and Empress Dowager Xiao were chatting, Xu Xuanji's eyes suddenly widened.
Originally, Xu Xuanji didn't care, but he only felt a weak wave of air, which was penetrating through the golden silk quilt, through the tiny gap between the bed boards, and into this enclosed space that could accommodate one person.
The next moment, his face changed directly!
"Nimma!"
"It stinks!"
Xu Xuanji's eyes bulged. How to describe this smell? It was as if in the early years of the Daqian period, an old farmer with sweaty feet worked hard for a day, took off the socks that could almost squeeze out water, threw them into an empty old pickled cabbage jar, and sealed it.
Then, the old farmer died, and the pickled cabbage jar was put into the coffin as a relic. After experiencing the rotten smell in the coffin, time passed, and years changed. A heavy rain washed out the old farmer's coffin, and the pickled cabbage jar was also exposed. He, Xu Xuanji, picked it up as if he had found a treasure, and then opened it and sniffed it deeply with all his strength.
This taste is so sour and refreshing that it is unbelievable!
Xu Xuanji almost tried to push hard, opened the bed board, jumped out, grabbed Gao Yang's sleeves, and questioned him angrily.
What the hell did he eat this morning?So smelly!
But his inner reason told him not to be impulsive, otherwise Gao Yang would undoubtedly catch more of them!
"I will bear it!"
Xu Xuanji held his breath and waited for the smell to dissipate.
It was just a fart, and it would dissipate in a moment!
"Mr. Gao, what did Chen Qiang say? Can you tell me?"
Empress Dowager Xiao asked, holding back her discomfort.
While massaging with his big hands, Gao Yang said to Empress Dowager Xiao, "Chen Qiang said everything. I'm curious why the Empress Dowager is so confused?"
"What exactly made the Empress Dowager make up her mind?"
Gao Yang continued to ask questions.
Empress Dowager Xiao noticed something wrong. Gao Yang's tone seemed to be asking questions, not like he knew the whole story.
"Mr. Gao, you are not deliberately asking questions from me, are you?"
Empress Dowager Xiao said, her eyes narrowed.
"The Queen Mother is really good at joking. I already know everything about the eleventh prince and everything that happened in the palace!"
"I am just trying to see the Queen Mother's sincerity!"
After saying this, Queen Mother Xiao became more aware of something wrong.
"Oh?"
"Sir Gao, can you give me an example? Anyway, there is no one in the house, and I still like Sir Gao to be more direct."
Gao Yang knew that Queen Mother Xiao was suspicious.
He was about to speak, but suddenly he had another fart.
"Queen Mother, wait a minute. A cow fell to death in my house these days, so I was greedy this morning and ate more braised beef with soybeans."
"It's really indecent, but I will try to be more careful. I will hold it in first and then get close to the quilt, so that there will be no sound, so as not to offend the Queen Mother. But please bear with me."
Gao Yang sat on the previous quilt and then said to Queen Mother Xiao.
"Put it again?"
Still in this position?
Empress Dowager Xiao's eyes changed, and she hesitated to speak.
She had experienced Gao Yang's cunning and cunning, so she didn't dare to stop him, fearing that Gao Yang would get suspicious.
She said silently in her heart, "Xu Xiang, you've suffered."
At this time.
Hearing this, Xu Xuanji suddenly widened his eyes.
He wailed in his heart.
Living King of Hell, don't!
It's so spicy!
And Gao Yang had to hold it in a little longer this time, trying not to make any sound, but the problem was that, as the old saying goes, loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make loud farts.
This was not brewing, and the power was so terrifying. Once it was brewing, how could it be?
Could it be that this living King of Hell saw through him, so he deliberately used this trick just to force him to show up?
For a moment, Xu Xuanji was in a state of confusion.
But at this moment, a silent wave of air suddenly passed through the quilt, passed through the gap between the bed boards, and rushed towards him like a tidal wave!