blogombal Chapter 265 Shadow Clone Gives Birth! Sharingan is Pregnant!
Chapter 265 Shadow Clone Gives Birth! Sharingan is Pregnant!
Chapter 265 Shadow Clone Gives Birth! Sharingan is Pregnant!
Uchiha Shisui was being watched closely by his colleagues. His overpowered Sharingan was something that not only outsiders feared, but even his own clansmen, the Uchiha, had to be wary of!
"I figured if I used my Sharingan once, I'd be blind for ten years. Why would I need to use it on you guys so casually?"
The Uchiha ninjas thought about it and agreed, but a Konoha ninja nearby said, "But what if you can't have what you want, or your love is unrequited?"
"Yes, the First Hokage said it himself, didn't he? The Uchiha clan needs to be filled with love."
"That makes sense, that makes sense."
The other ninjas and villagers nodded in agreement.
Uchiha's face looked like a tomato sauce that could explode at any moment.
Uchiha Shisui was one of the most affected. He had a pair of Mangekyou Sharingan whose abilities were made public, which was already quite dangerous, and he also had to go through a lot of trouble explaining himself to people.
The most fatal thing was that some nobles later offered him large sums of money for several S-level missions, with the aim of getting their beloved to fall head over heels in love with them.
In the end, Shisui even wondered if his eye technique was a bit unethical.
[Naruto] [How can we not mention Yin-Yang Release at a time like this?! Sasuke's Yin Release can create spirits, Naruto's Yang Release can create life, so wouldn't the two of them be able to create children?] 56469 people think this is great. [Naruto] [That's right! As long as you have enough chakra! You can create as many as you want!] 46913 people think this is great. Yin-Yang Release for having children?!
This is the first time I've ever heard of such a method in the ninja world!!
The way everyone looked at Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha changed again!
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Naruto and Sasuke used Yin-Yang Release to fight Kaguya. One instance was when the two of them worked together to seal Kaguya, and the other was when Naruto used Yang Release to rekindle the life flame in Might Guy's heart at the last moment.
Hearing the comments on the screen, Kakashi and Sakura asked Sasuke and Naruto in surprise, "You two really can even have a baby?!"
Naruto and Sasuke exchanged a glance—…
"I find what you're saying really strange, Kakashi-sensei, Sakura—"
Sasuke remained silent. He knew he would inevitably be questioned by Itachi and his parents when he got back, and the thought of it gave him a headache.
The same goes for Naruto; after his parents are resurrected, he'll probably be bombarded with questions by his mom when he goes home.
"Is it possible or not?"
"It was hard to say before, but it's probably not going to work now," Naruto said. "After we sealed Kaguya, that power was returned to the Six Paths Grandpa."
He held out his hand for Kakashi and Sakura to see.
"When we can use that power, Sasuke and I will have sun and moon seals on our palms."
"No one would create a human this way, right?" Sasuke imagined himself and Naruto being both father and mother, and forcibly banished this thought from his mind.
Naruto: "Sasuke."
"what?"
"Nine Lamas are cursing you."
"......"
[Naruto] [Sasuke is playing the female lead role. If you treat him like a man, it just seems weird. But if you treat him like a woman...]
The story is basically about the male lead being moved by the female lead, then the female lead turning evil because of family feuds, and the male lead pursuing her relentlessly from beginning to end. Isn't that all there is to it?
Saving the ninja world? Just a side effect. [65463 people liked this] Boruto Timeline: Boruto: "So that's how it is! Those adults back then were really too wild!! Wait! Kawaki, don't run away! You dare to make advances on Himawari! I'll kill you!!"
"Are you crazy?!" Kawaki dodged left and right. "Who has designs on that little brat?!"
With Mitsuki and Sarada standing nearby, it wasn't appropriate for them to interfere.
Yiyue: "Aren't you going to see your mother? She's not doing too well right now, is she?"
Sarada sighed. "She'll have to figure this out herself. I'll leave their adult matters to her..."
Looking at the comments scrolling across the sky, Sarada looked dejected.
[Orochimaru] [If Sasuke were really a woman, wouldn't Naruto be like a massive cuckold story?? The male lead chased the female lead for over 600 episodes, and then the female lead ended up with the second male lead (Sakura Haruno)?] 46319 people liked this. [Holy crap! Thinking about it this way, it's even more poisonous than the daily poison on Qidian!!] 34994 people liked this. [Midnight poison!!!] 29679 people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Naruto was playing with his newly adopted younger brothers when he saw these comments and immediately tripped and fell flat on his face!
"Naruto-nii-san! Are you alright?!"
"Yeah, are you alright? Naruto-nii, you look like you're in a lot of pain."
Naruto struggled to his feet and reassured Itama and Watama that he was alright.
Clenching his fist and shouting to the heavens, "What do you mean the male lead chased the female lead for over 600 episodes?! Sasuke is my friend, I'm telling you!!"
Uchiha Kagami tugged at Togakushi's sleeve: "Togakushi-nii, what does 'green hat story' mean?"
Uchiha Togakushi tugged at Madara's sleeve. "Madara-nii, what do 'green hat fanfic' and 'daily poison delivery' mean?"
Madara Uchiha: "Anyway, don't look, you'll go blind."
[The male lead didn't marry the female lead mainly because he didn't turn evil and didn't join her in destroying the world (just kidding).jpg] 17449 people liked this. [In previous discussions, didn't some people say the Uchiha clan is like a spoiled little girlfriend?] 26792 people liked this. Konoha Chunin Exams timeline—
Sasuke: "How annoying! I've already stayed in Konoha! Why are these people still nagging me?!"
Naruto ran around covering his head, yelling, "You can scold me! But why use Sasuke as a weapon to punish me?!" He looked very homophobic.
In his fantasy, Sasuke as a girl would probably still have Sasuke's face and hairstyle, maybe with red lipstick and a pigtail on each side of his head.
In short, no matter how ugly or abstract, that's what the female version of Sasuke that Naruto imagined looked like.
A group of mothers shopping together, Mikoto and Kushina saw the comments on the screen above—
Kushina laughed: "If Sasuke were a girl, Naruto would monopolize her and not let anyone else near her." After all, if Mikoto were a girl, she would definitely be super cute!
Mikoto giggled, "As mentioned in the previous comments, Itachi has already acknowledged Naruto~"
Madara Uchiha, who was traveling the ninja world with Hashirama, was so angry that he gritted his teeth when he saw the comments! He hadn't forgotten that the dramatic girlfriend in the comments was talking about him!
"Hahaha, don't be angry." Hashirama patted Madara on the shoulder. "Didn't someone later clear your name?"
,
Just as Madara was about to breathe a sigh of relief and say forget it, he heard Hashirama continue:
"Yi Yi says you're not a spoiled, demanding girlfriend, you're an independent, strong woman!"
"Ha! Shi! La! Ma!!!!"
If we consider Naruto and Sasuke as the main characters, then I can't watch a single minute of any plot involving Sasuke after the Chunin Exams!
The female lead told him to leave her alone, but the male lead kept pestering her!
This is too much of a bootlicker! Now, if you give me any fanfic about bootlicking, I'll give it a one-star review and walk away immediately! 】65249 people liked this. 【Hahaha! No wonder Naruto's master is Jiraiya!】43219 people liked this. In Kato Dan's resurrection timeline, Jiraiya looked at the comments in the sky, heartbroken.
"My whole life has been either being a backup option or on my way to becoming one—..."
"What should I name my next book? How about 'Intimate Backup'?"
In Jiraiya's timeline where his wish was fulfilled, he said, "What do these people know! This is called perseverance! Just like I said in the Tale of Rooted Ninja! People! Must have the perseverance to never give up!!!"
Tsunade stretched an arm out from under the covers. "Water, I feel a little nauseous—" (Don't get me wrong, she just drank too much.)
"Coming, coming!" Jiraiya, wearing an apron and making breakfast, held a pot in one hand and a water cup in the other.
You know, he's not only Naruto's teacher, but also Minato's teacher. There's hope for the future.
【Naruto】【Why does it have to be Naruto as the male lead and Sasuke as the female lead? Can't we change it to Naruto as the female lead and Sasuke as the male lead?】29674 people think it's great【Can we be a little bolder?】13449 people think it's great【For example?】21964 people think it's great【Is it possible to use Sexy Jutsu to have a child with Sasuke?】62197 people think it's great This sparked a huge wave of comments, with the screen filled with "hahahaha" and "hhhhhh".
The strongest reaction came from the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju: "I didn't develop the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique for this kind of thing!!! And it's simply impossible to do, isn't it?!"
Secondly, the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze: "My child with Kushina wasn't meant to be treated like this. These all-knowing gods really dare to think anything—..."
This message kept being repeated in the comments section.
It's utterly a form of mental pollution, a vicious cycle.
Naruto, as the person involved, plunged headfirst into the pool next to him and refused to come out, even at the cost of his life!
"I need to wash all these goosebumps off before I get out of the water!! It's disgusting!!"
Sasuke, along with the others, yelled at Naruto, who was only showing his head, "Who told you to develop those weird and weird ninjutsu?!"
[Orochimaru][6666666666] 46482 people think it's great [Fast forward to Sasuke taking on 10 S-rank missions at once to earn money for his child's milk powder!] 34921 people think it's great [Laughing so hard!!] 63549 people think it's great Boruto timeline. For once in a month, he widened his eyes in surprise, "It's really hard to imagine what it's like for Uchiha Sasuke to earn money for milk powder."
Boruto was halfway through his fight with Kawaki when he was so frightened by the raunchy and aggressive comments in the chat that he ended up getting punched by Kawaki.
Boruto jumped up and yelled at the sky, "What are you talking about?! It's disgusting!!! It's true I admire Sasuke a lot, but I'm not at the point where I should consider him my other father!!"
At this moment, Sakura Haruno didn't know whether she should feel sorry for herself or for Hinata. No, she felt that the people she should feel sorry for the most were Naruto and Sasuke.
Many people in Konoha Village cursed loudly:
"Damn it! How dare they make such a joke about our Hokage!!"
"Yeah! Yeah!! Why did our Hokage have to have that guy's child?! And with all that... all that... our Hokage wouldn't do that kind of thing!"
"No, no, no, as I said before, the Sexy Jutsu, Harem Jutsu, and Reverse Harem Jutsu are all super ninjutsu developed by the Seventh Hokage!"
"Speaking of which, we've even dealt with a powerful enemy who attempted to destroy the world!"
"Yes! From that moment on, I decided that I would never underestimate the power of seduction again!"
Sasuke Uchiha, secretly projecting his Sharingan vision onto the Ninja Hawk: "..—"
Sasuke earning money for his child's milk powder? Do you think that's realistic?
He hadn't seen Sarada for ten years, and didn't even know what she looked like!
Sakura also paid off her own mortgage!
Sasuke can earn money for baby formula? I don't believe it! [54966 people liked this. Boruto Timeline 1—]
The way everyone looked at Sakura Haruno had changed from pity to disbelief.
"Just how much willpower do you have to keep that family going?" Tian Tian complained.
Sakura: "Stop yelling, stop yelling." She's already shut up.
"Huh?! Sarada, your family is like this?!" Boruto exclaimed in surprise. "My dad's salary is all in my mom's hands. She's responsible for everything the family needs—food, clothing, and daily necessities—and regularly gives everyone a allowance!"
Sarada sighed and asked Boruto: "In that case, do you still think my father is better than the Seventh Hokage?"
Boruto thought for a moment and said, "No! I still think Sasuke is cooler and more powerful! A man should be like him!"
Sarada:
[Other] [I remember there was a fanfic before, Sasuke Uchiha's Mangekyou Sharingan ability, his left eye's ability was to make anyone pregnant by glaring at them, and his right eye's ability was to make anyone miscarry by glaring at them. ———] 10+ people thought it was great [Laughing so hard! Is it real?!] 65421 people thought it was great [I'm dying of laughter! Is it real?!] 24132 people thought it was great The sky of the ninja world was once again flooded with "hahahahaha" and "hhhh"!
All the Uchiha clan members who had already awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan were dumbfounded! Everyone else around them exclaimed, "Holy crap!"
"Really?! Can the Sharingan blind box from the Uchiha clan really give you this kind of ability?!" They stared at each other with wide eyes.
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Tobirama Senju glanced at Izuna Uchiha with a half-smile: "As expected of your Uchiha clan."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!" Izuna roared, "Our Uchiha clan has never, in all its history, ever unleashed such a monstrous eye technique!!"
Madara Uchiha's eye muscles twitched. One has to admire the imagination of those all-knowing gods! If it works on both men and women, wouldn't it be countless times more powerful than his Rinnegan?
Izuna's serious injury timeline =
In this timeline, the two races have only recently formed an alliance, and everything is still in the early stages of development.
Although hatred still exists, the Senju and Uchiha are slowly getting used to working together.
Upon hearing of this eye technique, the Senju clan members were so frightened that when they looked at the Uchiha, their necks were stiff from turning.
The female Uchiha next to her couldn't help but laugh, "Are you that afraid of childbirth?"
The burly man with a thousand arms: "Who said we're scared?!"
"Then look into my eyes."
"Aaaaaaah!! I'm sorry!! Don't glare at me!!!"
[Orochimaru] [I want to know, if the left eye's ability is to make someone pregnant by glaring at them, and the right eye's ability is to make someone miscarry by glaring at them, what would be the effect of glaring at someone with both eyes at the same time?] 10+ people think this is great. The ninja world fell into a deathly silence.
Brutal! Absolutely brutal!!
"Hmph! If I had such a kaleidoscope eye technique, I would definitely use it on you first! Tobirama Senju!" Izuna Uchiha threatened fiercely.
Tobirama Senju retorted, not to be outdone: "Then I'll have countless stillborn Uchiha babies for my research!"
"You're disgusting! You're despicable!"
"Who is disgusting and who is despicable?!"
It's important to know that this is the timeline of Izuna's serious injury—
When Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju were being punished, they brought back three things.
The first is the water of the Zimu River, the second is Ivankov's hormones, and the third is Orochimaru's research data on artificial humans.
In addition, Madara Uchiha possesses the Disease-Disease Fruit ability to turn men into women. It's impossible for the Senju and Uchiha clans in this timeline to lack offspring; it's arguably the most overpowered timeline in the Warring States period!
As long as the four of them are careful not to betray each other, it will be fine.
Yes, that's right.
As long as they don't betray each other.
[Other] [Staring at someone with both eyes at the same time? That's like being pregnant and miscarrying at the same time?! Is that really so vicious?!]
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