blogombal Chapter 264 Making Kaguya have Sasuke's child? What a rebellious traitor!
Chapter 264 Making Kaguya have Sasuke's child? What a rebellious traitor!
Chapter 264 Making Kaguya have Sasuke's child? What a rebellious act!
【That's right! Why isn't Hikari an option? She can travel through time! As long as she comes to the future world, she can be paired with whomever she wants!】65442 people think it's great. "It seems like Uchiha Hikari has been mentioned many times before," said the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki.
Uchiha Sasuke: "I'll investigate this later."
Naruto: "You look incredibly strong. You'd better be careful."
"Um."
The Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline 1: "Hmph!"
Tobirama Senju crossed his arms and snorted coldly.
"The Uchiha clan is so popular among those all-knowing gods! They just can't personally experience the danger of the Uchiha clan going out of control!"
"Tobirama, don't say that! As long as we fill the Uchiha clan with love."
Hashirama was speaking when he noticed Itama and Madara's younger brother, who were practicing ninjutsu, had run onto the Divine Tree's bullet screen and, quite unfortunately, posted his words in the bullet screen.
[VIP][Hashirama Senju][Tobirama, don't say that! As long as we fill the Uchiha clan with love—] 10+ people think this is great. "Dude!! What are you doing!! We agreed not to say anything in the comments!"
Hashirama Senju was extremely aggrieved.
"It's not my fault." He said dejectedly.
【啊啊啊啊啊！】65465人觉得很赞【我看到了什幺？！这是我能看的东西吗？！】10+w人觉得很赞【用爱把宇智波填满？卧槽！这真不愧是千手柱间会说出来的话呀！！】10+w人觉得很赞【还是对千手扉间说的！真想採访一下二代目火影的心理阴影面积！】10+w人觉得很赞【採访什幺二代目火影的心理阴影？这不得採访宇智波斑的心理阴影面积？？】10+w
People thought it was great that Hashirama and Madara's younger brothers, who had made mistakes, quietly shrank back, leaving their eldest and second eldest brothers to bear the storm alone.
Enraged and flushed red, Madara Uchiha cried out, "Hashirama Senju!! Because of you! The Uchiha have become a laughingstock once again!!"
Izuna: "That's right! You did this on purpose, didn't you?! You deliberately wanted to see the Uchiha make a fool of themselves!"
Hashirama Senju was speechless and unable to defend himself.
I really just wanted to say something in defense of the Uchiha clan. With Izuna severely injured and the Uchiha clan's reputation severely damaged in the timeline, why would they choose Hashirama Senju as Hokage at this moment?!
Damn it!
They could already imagine how awkward it would be to meet their employers and enemies later on!
asshole!
The two clans clearly formed an alliance on equal footing this time! Because of this comment, people in the ninja world are going to say the Uchiha are playing hard to get!!
Hashirama Senju, that despicable man! Stomp him to death! Stomp him to death! Stomp him to death!!!
Why do I see several Uchiha I've never seen before in this Hashirama portrait? And they even dare to sit next to Madara?
95243 people found this very helpful. Uchiha Madara's brothers: ? ? ?
What's so daring or not daring about sitting next to my brother?
Madara Uchiha had a sour look on his face. He wasn't some monster!
[In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, it's possible to give gifts to Senju Itama and Senju Kawarama, and even Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Mikoto, and Uchiha Shisui. Is this correct?] 75496 people liked this. [The earliest Boruto timeline didn't have Kawaki! I searched 20 times! How did Kawaki appear this time?! But the Boruto timeline doesn't have a reward system, otherwise I would definitely give Himawari a pair of Jōgan!] 65451 people liked this. [If you could really reward Jōgan, it would probably be very expensive, but we could crowdfund it—] 65412 people liked this.
Ninjas: Crowdfunding?! You'd better save your breath!! Our world is already a mess!!!
In other timelines—especially the Warring States period and the early days of Konoha—a saying quickly became popular in the ninja world:
"As long as we fill the Uchiha with love."
The Uchiha clan ninjas were unable to carry out their missions properly. Every time someone recognized them as Uchiha, they would be greeted with this question.
Comparable to: Hey, have you eaten yet!
Even when enemies saw an Uchiha ninja open their Sharingan, their first words weren't, "Sharingan! It's an Uchiha?!"
Instead, it was changed to, "So, they're Uchiha who need to be filled with love?! Well, we'd better watch out!"
Uchiha: "..—"
Fill it up my ass!! Believe me or not, we'll unleash a massive fireball!!
Fireball?
Then I'm not afraid anymore.
The comments section said, "It won't kill you if it's burned!"
Regardless of how much harm Hashirama Senju's unintentional remark would cause to future Uchiha ninjas.
The discussion about how Sasuke Uchiha should revive the Uchiha clan hadn't been going on for long, and it was still raging. [Orochimaru] "Obito and Danzo have quite a few Sharingan eyes from the Uchiha clan. Wouldn't it be better to use those eyes to directly resurrect the Uchiha clan using Edo Tensei? Then use the Outer Path Rinne Rebirth to revive them!" 43241 people liked this. "Ah...—
If it weren't for the all-knowing gods in the comments bringing it up, they would have forgotten about the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, and the Boruto timeline!
There must be a lot of Sharingan hidden somewhere in the ninja world!
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Obito Uchiha, who was unexpectedly resurrected, secretly hid in the Kamui dimension and a small light bulb lit up on his head!
Those eyes were hidden by him!
Doesn't he know where he is yet?!
However, since the clansmen have already been resurrected by Sasuke's wish, those eyes are probably useless now.
[The Outer Path's Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique isn't so easy to use! Everyone who's used it except Obito is dead! There's no guarantee that Sasuke can revive so many people and they'll still be alive and kicking! What if Sasuke dies?!] 65491 people liked this. End Valley 2.0 Timeline 1 "Yeah, yeah!!" Naruto nodded vigorously, "Sasuke, you can't do something so dangerous!"
Sasuke: "Our family has already been resurrected! Am I crazy to need the Rinne Reincarnation technique again?!"
"I'm not sick, I'm not sick!" Naruto felt that Sasuke's temper seemed to have gotten even worse since his parents came back, and he was acting just like Sakura...
"Who are you calling someone whose temper has become like Sakura's?! Are you asking for a beating? You're such a complete idiot!"
It turns out Naruto was muttering to himself, and Sasuke was right next to him, so how could he not hear him?
Sakura Haruno, innocently caught in the crossfire: "You two!!"
Kakashi: "Yare yare, if writing books wasn't so tiring, I might have written a book based on the three of you."
Lin laughed and said, "Write it quickly! I'll become your loyal fan! Kakashi~"
"Spare me, Rin—." Kakashi said with a deadpan expression, looking utterly helpless.
Mitarashi Anko: "Actually, I'd really like to write a book based on you guys."
Lin: "Us?"
"You, Kakashi, Obito."
"Please, have mercy!" Kakashi groaned, "I know exactly what you're going to write—"
Obito, inside the Kamui dimension, decided that he would keep an eye on Anko Mitarashi from now on, making sure she wrote one page, read one page herself, and then destroyed one page!
[Orochimaru] [It doesn't matter if Sasuke dies, right? We can just gouge out his Rinnegan, put it in the eye socket of the resurrected Uchiha, and then revive Sasuke.] 65492 people liked this. [Orochimaru] [Even without the Uchiha clan, it doesn't matter, as long as there's a Jinchuriki with the Sharingan from the Uchiha clan.] 75656
100,000+ people think it's great: [What the hell? A Sharingan Jinchuriki! Uchiha Kakashi, right?] 100,000+ people think it's great: [The Hatake clan sends their greetings to the entire Uchiha family] 45893 people think it's great: [With Kakashi's chakra reserves? That's a bit difficult!] 52457 people think it's great: You guys really know how to exploit bugs.
Kakashi: "These people are really something, can't they just leave me alone?"
The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
Looking at these comments, Uchiha Izuna, who had just been resurrected, was filled with surprise and disgust.
"Brother! What is this saying?! Why does that clansman named Sasuke want to revive the Uchiha clan?"
"—" Uchiha Madara: "Those things have nothing to do with us; they happened in other worlds."
Izuna nodded, indicating that he understood.
It seems that the Uchiha clan in some other world has declined, and their population has suffered a severe and drastic decrease.
"So, brother, we need to work harder!"
Madara thought Izuna was saying, "Let's work together to start a revolution from this moment on! Take control of Konoha and prevent the Uchiha from being destroyed."
"Yes, us."
Before he could finish speaking, Izuna replied with a stern face and utmost seriousness: "We must take it upon ourselves to drastically increase the population of the Uchiha clan!"
"My brother and sister-in-law are aiming for two children in three years and a bunch in five!"
Ban: ".——" My native language is speechless.
Izuna seemed really into it: "I'll start trying to find suitable girls to date right now!"
"No..-"
Before he could finish refusing, Madara Uchiha was pushed into the room by his younger brother.
"Leave the intelligence gathering to me!" Uchiha Izuna said seriously, "Brother, you should focus on building a stronger relationship with your sister-in-law! Please, don't hurt her again!"
As Madara Uchiha was pushed inside and the door was closed, his numb mind was thinking: No, from childhood to adulthood, it was Izuna who left more scars on "her," right?
Along with the mirror depicting the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, it was placed in "her" room. During the Fourth Shinobi World War, that huge mirror wall broadcast the scene where Izuna mistook his nemesis for his sister-in-law. Everyone who could see this mirror wall, except for Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, and Senju Tobirama, was laughing so hard they were doubled over!
Tobirama Senju, being in the most awkward position, would have undoubtedly been beating Madara Uchiha while simultaneously demanding, "Why didn't he tell Izuna the truth?!" if he hadn't been unable to defeat Madara and possessed the self-awareness to admit his own limitations.
Because of his limited strength, Tobirama could only question Madara at this moment, but he couldn't beat him up.
Madara Uchiha was also in an awkward position! Being paired with someone he hated by his own younger brother was disgusting, wasn't it?!
Madara Uchiha in the original timeline of the Valley of the End was still sweating, unaware that everything that was happening on his side had been exposed by another timeline.
Outside, Izuna diligently collected information from the bullet comments.
Most of it is related to the Uchiha clan, reminding them not only to expand their population and increase their population revival "movement" in advance, but also to be careful of the despicable Tobirama Senju!
More importantly, he explained the Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, and even the Rinnegan, a technique he had never heard of before, in great detail!
"Those all-knowing gods are actually quite kind to us Uchiha!"
Madara, sitting inside, heard Izuna talking to himself: "...—"
Help! I've never experienced such a crisis in my life!!
Outside, Izuna was unaware of Madara's inner turmoil, and simply opened his Sharingan to record the comments: "Orochimaru" and "No matter what, you can't escape Orochimaru."
You can first use Shisui's eyes from Shimura Danzo's Edo Tensei to resurrect Uchiha Shisui and control him.
Then, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, he used Kotoamatsukami to manipulate Kaguya, making her give birth to Sasuke and Madara's children again! A whole new litter of Kaguya! 】6349 people liked this 【Wow! Your idea is a bit...】24652 people liked this. *cough cough cough*
In Boruto's timeline, even Uchiha Sasuke couldn't resist the urge to roll his eyes!
Is this even a solution a human could come up with?!
"My god, these people's ideas are so bizarre!" The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, clicked his tongue in amazement. "Strictly speaking, as the reincarnations of Hokage, the son of the old man from the Six Paths Prefecture, we are, in a way, also the great-great ...
"There's no need for you to be so concerned about seniority at a time like this!!"
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. Let's think carefully about how to explain this to Sakura."
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Don't let him find the guy who posted that comment!!
Black Zetsu across all timelines: Oh no, what should I do if I really want to kill Uchiha Sasuke?
"Hagoromo! Hamura!! Where are you two dutiful sons (a popular meme in the comments) at a time like this! Come out and share the pain with me!!!"
Tobirama's Death Timeline
Tobirama Senju remembers that the woman said her name was Kaguya Kō, Kaguya Tsutsukiya.
The Second Hokage couldn't understand why the comments in the sky were saying that Kaguya should have Madara's child.
Have you ever seen Madara Uchiha?
Never.
"Don't meet him, he's not a good person."
"Um."
Madara Uchiha, who was still trying to figure out how to enhance Mitokado Homura's combat power in the distance, sneezed.
"Who's insulting me?"
He looked at the utterly miserable Mitokado Homura: "It must be you, right?"
"No, no, no—." Terrified, Mitokado Homura cried with snot and tears streaming down her face, while Uchiha Madara's fighting spirit actually decreased instead of increasing.
"Weak, ugly, disgusting!"
Upon hearing Madara Uchiha's declaration of vengeance, the second member of Tobirama's team to become a vengeful spirit is about to appear.
[Fragrance] [They really dare to think of anything! Do you really think Kotoamatsukami could have any effect on the Eternal Eye?!] 72166
People think it's awesome. [All I can say is that Meng Kang did a great job.] 92141 people think it's awesome. [Having Kaguya have a child with Sasuke and Madara to revive the Uchiha clan? That's hilarious! What a blatant reversal of the natural order!]
64949人觉得很赞【生出来还姓什幺宇智波啊，直接随妈姓县筒木呗！到时候六道仙人都得叫佐助仙斑一声小爹！】99921人觉得很赞【哈哈哈哈哈！】56461人觉得很赞【666！6到起幺！】49521人觉得很赞扉间之死时间线六道仙人管宇智波斑叫小爹？！！
Setting aside the information that made him think he was drunk, and calmly analyzing the situation, he seemed to understand what those all-knowing gods meant: Could Kaguya Tsutsuki be the mother of the Sage of Six Paths?!
Do you know who the Sage of Six Paths is?
Kaguya, who had just landed on Earth, shook her head blankly: "I don't know her."
According to Tobirama's analysis, there are only two possibilities: one is that he misunderstood the gods' intentions, and the other is that Kaguya at this stage does not yet know about the Sage of Six Paths!
"It may be impolite to ask, but please forgive my bluntness," Tobirama inquired, "Do you have any children?"
Kaguya: ".."
That was indeed a bit rude. Even the goddess-like Kaguya stared at the steel-pole-like Tobirama Senju for a long time before finally uttering a "No."
Meanwhile, on the border of the Land of Fire, Madara Uchiha was stepping on Homura Mitokado while watching the barrage of bullets in the sky.
"What utter nonsense!!"
He just couldn't understand why those all-knowing gods always liked to linger around this Dongman!
They, the Uchiha, at least Madara Uchiha, had no interest in that kind of thing!
He'd be much more excited to fight Hashirama in the Ino-battle arena!
The Valley of the End Original Timeline
Izuna stood outside the door and whispered, "I never imagined that my brother would have such good luck with women while I was away." He was secretly pleased.
Sitting in a corner far from Tobirama Senju, Madara Uchiha had one arm draped over his knee, his lips pursed in displeasure.
Peach blossoms my ass! They're all just factory workers!!
[If Shisui knew how highly you regard his kaleidoscope, I wonder if he'd thank your ancestors for eight generations?] 22349
People thought it was great, and as they read the comment, everyone looked at Uchiha Shisui.